Die Ricer!
RaidenKing
08-11-2005, 09:37 PM
So today I just got my muffler tip w/ silencer put on (have already decided I hate the silencer and will run it mostly without) and was just cruising around to check the differences. Off of the line I noticed the throttle response was a tad better but it seemed as if my high end had gone to shit.
Anyway on my test run I was making a turn and as I pulled forward this cavi with a fart can pulls out right in front of me!
Normally I would just downshift and brake a little if this happened but this guy hit the brakes as soon as he pulled into my lane then sped right up again and continued to do this in a taunting, annoying manner. Him cutting me off combined with the Iron Maiden playing on my blown ass speakers was starting to get me into
PISSED OFF MODE :banghead:
so I drop back from 5th to 4th and got next to him, Shift_psssst (yah I like doing that and I was angry so you see the symbolism. BOV blowing off = my anger blowing off). He slows down immediately after I pull up to him so I just figure I'll go past and get into my lane. 10 seconds later he comes SPEEDING up, nearly hitting a truck in the lane next to me and having to jab his brakes HARD (jackass). We make it to a red light, both of us behind trucks and I look over, at first he won't look but he looked around 23 with short hair and a fat head.
Eventually he looks over and nods. OOO the ice coold nod. Well I don't try anything stupid when the light goes green because hell, I'm behind a truck anyway so I just leave the green normally. He, on the other hand, speeds up and tails this other truck until he can find a way to cut me off to make his right turn. I turn with him and give a little gas to keep him in my distance.
By now he's flooring it and moving away (I'm travelling at normal speeds, shifting at 2500-3000 rpms) and he gets up to some more traffic that he has to weave himself around. I calmly follow suit as there is a lot of traffic out and FINALLY get lined up evenly with him at about 45mph. I look over, NOTHING no reaction. Give it some gas, NOTHING.
So what you don't want to run me now? Now that we're even? then I see it, he hits the gas and tries to pull away. NOPE not happening. I had already downshifted to 3rd and was ready so as soon as I slammed down there was no hope left for this poor rice boy. It resembled the races that the famous AMS evo usually pulls off. The other car pulled ahead about a half-car and all I had to do was stomp the gas... Then it was all over.
Cliff notes - Cavi with rice pipe cuts me off then continues to drive like an idiot all over the place. I spend countless minutes trying to safely catch him for an even run and eventually slaughter the bitch.
Anyway on my test run I was making a turn and as I pulled forward this cavi with a fart can pulls out right in front of me!
Normally I would just downshift and brake a little if this happened but this guy hit the brakes as soon as he pulled into my lane then sped right up again and continued to do this in a taunting, annoying manner. Him cutting me off combined with the Iron Maiden playing on my blown ass speakers was starting to get me into
PISSED OFF MODE :banghead:
so I drop back from 5th to 4th and got next to him, Shift_psssst (yah I like doing that and I was angry so you see the symbolism. BOV blowing off = my anger blowing off). He slows down immediately after I pull up to him so I just figure I'll go past and get into my lane. 10 seconds later he comes SPEEDING up, nearly hitting a truck in the lane next to me and having to jab his brakes HARD (jackass). We make it to a red light, both of us behind trucks and I look over, at first he won't look but he looked around 23 with short hair and a fat head.
Eventually he looks over and nods. OOO the ice coold nod. Well I don't try anything stupid when the light goes green because hell, I'm behind a truck anyway so I just leave the green normally. He, on the other hand, speeds up and tails this other truck until he can find a way to cut me off to make his right turn. I turn with him and give a little gas to keep him in my distance.
By now he's flooring it and moving away (I'm travelling at normal speeds, shifting at 2500-3000 rpms) and he gets up to some more traffic that he has to weave himself around. I calmly follow suit as there is a lot of traffic out and FINALLY get lined up evenly with him at about 45mph. I look over, NOTHING no reaction. Give it some gas, NOTHING.
So what you don't want to run me now? Now that we're even? then I see it, he hits the gas and tries to pull away. NOPE not happening. I had already downshifted to 3rd and was ready so as soon as I slammed down there was no hope left for this poor rice boy. It resembled the races that the famous AMS evo usually pulls off. The other car pulled ahead about a half-car and all I had to do was stomp the gas... Then it was all over.
Cliff notes - Cavi with rice pipe cuts me off then continues to drive like an idiot all over the place. I spend countless minutes trying to safely catch him for an even run and eventually slaughter the bitch.
-Josh-
08-11-2005, 10:12 PM
I'm just gonna read the cliff's notes from now on... My favorite part of the post.. :lol2:
King Of Crunk
08-11-2005, 11:12 PM
how did the rice taste? was it wild rice or just regular white?
solaris=amazing
08-11-2005, 11:51 PM
Awesome.....
This somehow reminds me of when by buddy had his 12 second 89 5.0 hatch stang (302/gears/5spd/many bolt ons)... This was around 2004 when the nissan z came out...this ass is beside us looks over and says something like "does that old girl have any power"....we laughed.... My bud revved it...the z revved that 6....i believe my buddy launched at like 3K with no wheel spin (just alittle) and had 4 cars on this pos Z driver at the next light...it was hilarious seeing the guy pull up and NOT EVEN LOOK AT US....
This somehow reminds me of when by buddy had his 12 second 89 5.0 hatch stang (302/gears/5spd/many bolt ons)... This was around 2004 when the nissan z came out...this ass is beside us looks over and says something like "does that old girl have any power"....we laughed.... My bud revved it...the z revved that 6....i believe my buddy launched at like 3K with no wheel spin (just alittle) and had 4 cars on this pos Z driver at the next light...it was hilarious seeing the guy pull up and NOT EVEN LOOK AT US....
xXxRocker5150
08-13-2005, 01:04 PM
hey hey hey! Z's aren't rice!!!
Nice kill Raiden, way to put him in his place, I hate ricers...
Nice kill Raiden, way to put him in his place, I hate ricers...
mason_RsX
08-13-2005, 01:13 PM
nice job on putting the guy in his place...with his pissed im too cool for you nod
RaidenKing
08-13-2005, 03:24 PM
hey hey hey! Z's aren't rice!!!
Nice kill Raiden, way to put him in his place, I hate ricers...
I'm sure he was getting more at the Ricer mentality. The ricer mentality is what I hate as well. For instance I'll respect someone who responsibly handles a lightly modified car but I cannot stand the people who just throw a fart can on the back and think they own the roads. Same goes for those bodykitted cars with drivers who continuously cut people off and speed around as if they were born to do it.
Its always a good feeling to conquer people with that oh so common ricer mentality.
Nice kill Raiden, way to put him in his place, I hate ricers...
I'm sure he was getting more at the Ricer mentality. The ricer mentality is what I hate as well. For instance I'll respect someone who responsibly handles a lightly modified car but I cannot stand the people who just throw a fart can on the back and think they own the roads. Same goes for those bodykitted cars with drivers who continuously cut people off and speed around as if they were born to do it.
Its always a good feeling to conquer people with that oh so common ricer mentality.
drftk1d
08-13-2005, 03:32 PM
stop racing ricers.
what have you learned boy???
what have you learned boy???
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