My Team.

Check my site buds, keep it up!
http://www.teamfurymotorsports.com/

after reading the first paragraph on the homepage I'm tempted to ask if this is a big joke.


I'd join... being a Floridian and all BUT my car isn't rice and is faster than high 16's so I don't think I'd be welcomed among those who pack their undercarriages with neon lights, streak flame vinyl across their doors and put bodykits on their minivans.

There are some nice cars in the show pictures but they are all way too fast&furious styled for me. The pictures of the fast cars are all riced out and your large banner alone illustrates definite rice. Don't go racing anything with over 120hp or you'd probably get stomped :cwm27:

:lol:

:shakehead:

tight rides
and by tight I mean they'd look better in cube form
...

:lol:
Pretty much my take on it.
Got anything faster than 16 seconds?

whats funnier is seeing a 'motorsports' team consisting of economy cars. When you guys get laughed out of Lakeland don't come to sarasota :)

Lmfao !!!!!!!!!!

:eek7: :spit: :cwm27:



Hahahahahahah...



thanks dude, I havent had a good laugh like that for a while. You made my day, keep up the good rice.

Edit: LMFAO...check out the guest book page.

Yo, you guys is tyte an shit dawg. :disappoin

Neato

straight from the guest book

First Name : gabe
URL : http://www.teamspottedracing.com
Comments : Guys, whats the deal with ya playing us down with the other teams yo? We are going worldwide and I figured you wanted to be there with us man. I heard from Team E-thug and Team Picarde Espinosa, they both claim your whack and your on the attack. WHAT IS T
First Name : Trigga
URL : http://picard.ytmnd.com/
Comments : *Picarde Espinosa Racing* Live Da Life man! No playing around now, I know you allied with Team Spotted. Picarde Espinosa woulda been so much better, you guys better watch yourselves, we only use 2005 cars, you can NOT win bro. Forget it -Trig


:lol2: :lol: :lol: :cwm27: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I know of a mad tyt3 Pontiac Sunfire that would be "down" with them...

Can I still join if I'm over 15? WS R3pR3-Zent!!

Not sure about you guys, But I submitted my application....

This is unbe-fucking-lievably hilarious! :)

Not sure about you guys, But I submitted my application....

LMAO :lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

thats hands down the funniest thing you ever said :lol:

If i took my intercooler piping off i would probably still be faster than them... :rofl:

lol josh you know you wanna join....................



















I submitted my app too.

I think I'm going to shoot myself.

hahhaha

http://petergriffonlives.ytmnd.com/


and


http://picard.ytmnd.com/

roflcakes

I wonder if the Grand Am would fit in?

hmmm i was actually expecting to see some supra's or twin turbo Z's or some boosted economy cars. but nope, it reminds me very much like the "ICY HOT STUNTAZ"

Brian Mason AKA "King Of Crunk" has hung himself because of the pathetic website and the ricer language usage... :eek7:

I would close this if it weren't so damn funny. :grinno:

How do you fill out the application?

I was gonna move to florida so I can join :)

Hey kusco, Keep it down. cause people like you are fo shizzle :screwy:

i take it mustangs cant join?

^ I'm sure burntrice already tried, and when they said no he submitted his boosted echo.

:lol2: :rofl:

That was just great...rice at its purest...if anybody asks for the definition of rice, we should refer to that website

good find

.reason why their so fast:

http://www.teamspottedracing.com/images/closer_trunk.jpg

wow ^^ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I bet my Blazer would even be fast against them, i'm moving!!! :icon16:

^ I'm sure burntrice already tried, and when they said no he submitted his boosted echo.


LMAO.


Other than that...I'm at a loss for words.
:eek7: :cwm27: :banghead: :disappoin :slap:

bump, you guys need to see the great updates and contest. join this team guys i tell you now
-Slap McHafigan

I signed the guestbook...i'm sorry i had to...

tight rides
and by tight I mean they'd look better in cube form
...


:eek2: :owned:

let's look at the first page of the site...

You might see this...

Welcome Visitors, This is President Kenneth speaking. I'am so happy on how many visitors that have visited to our team site this month. Now all our team needs is some sponsors for car parts and accessories, and some more members to join our car club. You would be surpriced on how many members we even have right now. Only 5 members including president and vice president. I feel like our car club is'nt even a car club. Just a waste of time and website space. I'm sorry, I'am even talking like that but I need some help. From you visitors. I need people to join our car club. But we are only located in Lakeland, Florida. So if you are from Lakeland and want to be with a club that will take care of you and let you be who you are, join our team. There is only a weekly fee of 10 month. Thats only for car shows all over Florida. Well if you need a car club join now (click here to join). Well thank you visitors for visiting our site. Please come back every once in awhile to see what going on with our team site. Again Thank You. I'm Out


Let me single out the best part.

So if you are from Lakeland and want to be with a club that will take care of you and let you be who you are, join our team. There is only a weekly fee of 10 month.

Weekly fee of 10 month. Is that dollars? Hotdogs? Post-It Notes? What? 10 month? Huh?

Proof that some mothers should learn to swallow.

You guys he's trying to be serious so why don't you show him some respe...oh man. Sorry, I couldn't finish. :) Man this is funny. I'm so sorry dude, but, is this supposed to be serious?

view the guestbook.
Team Picarde Espinosa and E-thug all the way yo!

Im sorry but :lol2: :loser:

:twak: :slap: :chair: :shakehead

guys keneth and joeph need more cars entered in contest. there is fame to be had from their site guys. hurry
-Slap McHafigan

I signed book too

B rok

*ying yan twins* HAHHHH *ying yang twins*

guys keneth and joeph need more cars entered in contest. there is fame to be had from their site guys. hurry
-Slap McHafigan

Fame whaaa?

Check my site buds, keep it up!
http://www.teamfurymotorsports.com/

WTF, Who are? Im the real owner as*hole. How did you get the right to post my website on this? I sure hell didnt here you ask. Everything would have been alright, til' I been getting negative imputs from as*holes like RedNeck383. Everyone makes mistakes as*hole. Why does everyone gotta make fun of people. BTW I want Kuzco to take that shit of there. delete all the posts, and reples. Just for all this bull I changing my website address. Team Fury Motorsports is no more. Im Out Kenny

So have you gone international yet?

let's look at the first page of the site...

You might see this...




Let me single out the best part.



Weekly fee of 10 month. Is that dollars? Hotdogs? Post-It Notes? What? 10 month? Huh?

Proof that some mothers should learn to swallow.

WTF, As*hole, Who are you? mister spelling bee. I dont like the attitude you have of my website. Im the real owner. I dont even know who the hell kuzco is. Hes claiming to be the site owner with a 04' chevy cavailer. I didnt even want my site posted on any other sites. Im Out Kenny

"There is only a weekly fee of 10 month."

Interesting..

i was hoping this was a tryout for the A team. . .

You can't handle that van jayson...

the van is probably faster than all the cars on there team

WTF, As*hole, Who are you? mister spelling bee. I dont like the attitude you have of my website. Im the real owner. I dont even know who the hell kuzco is. Hes claiming to be the site owner with a 04' chevy cavailer. I didnt even want my site posted on any other sites. Im Out Kenny

He is a moderator here and so am I. We don't put up with attitudes like that, you're banned.

WTF, Who are? Im the real owner as*hole. How did you get the right to post my website on this? I sure hell didnt here you ask. Everything would have been alright, til' I been getting negative imputs from as*holes like RedNeck383. Everyone makes mistakes as*hole. Why does everyone gotta make fun of people. BTW I want Kuzco to take that shit of there. delete all the posts, and reples. Just for all this bull I changing my website address. Team Fury Motorsports is no more. Im Out Kenny
ACTUALLY I'm Mr. Spelling Bee....school champ 1997... :iceslolan...............i miss those days back in 7th grade....the chicks the booze...the fame of being mr. spelling bee.......but it's all gone......gooooooooooooooooooooneee!!!! :crying:

You spelled "gone" wrong you twit! Looks like I take over as the new champ. Yay!

Hes claiming to be the site owner with a 04' chevy cavailer.
What? so does that mean that this team is not composed of some slow cavalier, some slow lancer and some busted ass truck?
Team Laugh Out Loud :lol:


Edit - From their site
Yo Players, What it is? This is President Kenny & Vice President Joeph of Team Fury Motorsports. Well we are having our 1st annual Best Looking Car Contest. From a kewl looking paint job, to a Chevy Impala sitting on 22 inch rims. So if you have something that is out of this world, furyed out. Another words Pimped Out, enter your car to the Team Fury Motorsports Best Looking Car Contest at [email protected], and if you are the WINNER. You will get your car on this website for a week. So the whole world can see your furyed out car. Well thank you, and remember keep customizing your cars to be the best furyed out car.
:rofl: :rofl:
submit all furry cars now - five bucks goes to the first person who submits a goatse picture.

You spelled "gone" wrong you twit! Looks like I take over as the new champ. Yay!
that was for dramatic effect :icon16:....dur..... :loser:

"Durr" has two R's. Once again. You= Teh Fail.

shaddup j00 BASTIDS!!! fine you can have the stupid spelling bee trophy....

that evo had better move or its gonna get burned

its has awd, so its impossible to get burned