You will never Guess what I beat!

Ok heres the story...I pull up to a red light next to a underpass...me and my friend poor sweat off our faces as the cars cam rocks the car side to side.....Wishing i had A/C a vehical pull's up next to me...I stair foward as not trying to instagate a drag race.....Then i hear it..what ive been waiting for a engine rev's...I look over and notice who the opponent is..a big grin on my face appears.....He keeps revving his engine..I just cant help but smile...Then the light turns green I stay at my postion his tires cherp and pulls away...i be patient and give him a 2 car lead...I then Slam it and i hear my tires break loose but i have no fear as i sprint ahead and pass him up....I still keep a grin on my face Thinking of all the facial expressions i will get when i tell everyone I went head to head with..................................nope you didnt guess it.........heres a clue.....................What......CAN............ Brown........do..........for.............you?..... ...... :eek7: ..........yep a UPS truck it was so funny to actually see a ups man in his big ups truck want to race me lol

http://www.cardomain.com/ride/555455

sorry i didnt know it posted didnt mean to post 3 times

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:swear: :chair:

haha....sorry dude but i don't think anyone is going to believe you on this one...especially since you're a newbie...but if you had some kind of proof i would give you the benefit of the doubt but i don't see how anybody that acutally wanted to keep their job would race their UPS truck around with valuable packages in the back...not to mention i don't think a loaded UPS truck would chirp it's tires....

Sometimes... I sweat when I take a shit... it's kinda the same experiance. My crap makes a lopey sound as it splashes.

My poop has so much torque, it actually lifts me off the bowl...

I shit a 1/4lb at a time...


I used to at least... back in highschool.

haha....sorry dude but i don't think anyone is going to believe you on this one...especially since you're a newbie...but if you had some kind of proof i would give you the benefit of the doubt but i don't see how anybody that acutally wanted to keep their job would race their UPS truck around with valuable packages in the back...not to mention i don't think a loaded UPS truck would chirp it's tires....

Hey belive me or not i dont care either way what will it prove but i know what is aw and im sorry i didnt have a camera on board to film me eating a ups truck and if i didnt why the hell would i lie? OHH IM SO FAST I ATE A UPS TRUCK UP...btw dude the tires did chirp i hear em and um..some ups trucks dont have packages in the back maybe because he ran his route already and is empty i dont know, maybe ur right maybe it wasnt maybe it was a big van with no doors that the owner painted brown and put the exact logo of a ups sticker on the side... The guy was smiling when i passed him up it was so hilarious wish you could believe me but thats your opinion. and ur entitled to it. - :cya:

Sometimes... I sweat when I take a shit... it's kinda the same experiance. My crap makes a lopey sound as it splashes.

My poop has so much torque, it actually lifts me off the bowl...

I shit a 1/4lb at a time...


I used to at least... back in highschool.

:screwy:

Dude.. calm down...

We're just givin you a hard time... relax. :thumbsup:

Dude.. calm down...

We're just givin you a hard time... relax. :thumbsup:

Im not mad bro im just telling this guy the way i see it and he needs to relize that there are 100,000 workers that work for UPS and i can probley guarantee 30 hate there jobs..Ohh what am i fussing about! I know what happpened and so does my friend who was with me i still laugh from this day... Ohh if i ever see you i know i could take you cause yea....I can take a UPS truck! :rofl:

haha redneck i had to read your "fast and the furious reference" like 5 times to actually get it was a reference....i must've forgot to take my stupid pills today..:uhoh:

haha redneck i had to read your "fast and the furious reference" like 5 times to actually get it was a reference....i must've forgot to take my stupid pills today..:uhoh:


lol... shaddup.

nope you didnt guess it.........heres a clue.....................What......CAN............ Brown........do..........for.............you?..... ...... :eek7: ..........


FedEx?










:screwy:

FedEx?










:screwy:




Repeat Brown=UPS WILSON&TOMHANKS=FEDEX :bananasmi

Repeat Brown=UPS WILSON&TOMHANKS=FEDEX :bananasmi


wow... dude... learn to take a joke.

you're one weird dude....











Welcome to AF! :icon16:

Thats pretty funny. he must have thought your car was a POS if he wanted to race you, or he was just being funny.

Sometimes... I sweat when I take a shit... it's kinda the same experiance. My crap makes a lopey sound as it splashes.

My poop has so much torque, it actually lifts me off the bowl...

I shit a 1/4lb at a time...


I used to at least... back in highschool.

Hahaha, I think red secretly loves that movie. I know it's one of my guilty pleasures. I don't like the way the movie is done, but I do like what it's about.

I dunno, but I heard those UPS trucks were quite fast??:eek7:

thats sound like somthing i ould do if i worked for ups an pulled up eside a nice car

the ups truck wasnt in vtec

Maybe it was Dale???

wow... dude... learn to take a joke.


wow dude learn to take a joke.... :bananadie =Joking

Thats pretty funny. he must have thought your car was a POS if he wanted to race you, or he was just being funny.


he might of though both but i think he was being funny

my car --->http://www.cardomain.com/ride/555455

His car

http://www.racing.ups.com/racing/racethetruck.html

Veiw the slideshow Turck vs NASCAR lol his truck didnt have flames tho :bloated:

:useless:

minus the "without pics!" part

the most dead and worst thread in sr forums history?

possibly...i dunno burntrice has some good ones....

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I've raced my fair share of stupid races.... mostly taxi drivers. The taxi drivers around here are pretty crazy haha

funny you say that, i'm on a movie called on the streets vol 2 and i race a cab and beat it in a 4 lane 4 car race, in my moms v6 contour sport

I dunno, but I heard those UPS trucks were quite fast??:eek7:


I dunno, but what I do know is that they're either runnin' borla exhausts or borla mufflers, I can't member which one...

the most dead and worst thread in sr forums history?
its up there this is just getting shit on your face kinda fun