Funny Story
carnut04
08-08-2005, 06:17 PM
Saw this on another forum. I don't know how to do the quotes though
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.
Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in. He explained. As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Heres the wave file it was read at a radio station
http://www.deepveininsomnia.com/media/funny_story_smaller.wma
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil, Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.
Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in. He explained. As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon', my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr.Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Heres the wave file it was read at a radio station
http://www.deepveininsomnia.com/media/funny_story_smaller.wma
thecackster
08-08-2005, 06:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! :rofl: Thats great!
Ridenour
08-08-2005, 06:25 PM
What... the.... fuck.... lol
Muscletang
08-08-2005, 06:30 PM
...and the Darwin Award for the dumbest GAYEST thing every done goes to...
Eric Tomaszewski and Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum!!!
Eric Tomaszewski and Andrew 'Kiki' Farnum!!!
Raz_Kaz
08-08-2005, 06:31 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA.....pure funniness
GAWKY
08-08-2005, 06:49 PM
:lol2: another reason why not to be gay
Toksin
08-08-2005, 07:09 PM
bluechevelle
08-08-2005, 07:58 PM
LOL. I have so much to say about that, but I'm to busy to type it wondering what the hell they where thinking.
240NIZ
08-09-2005, 02:05 PM
Poor gerbil..
thecackster
08-09-2005, 03:23 PM
when i saw this, I immidatly thought of south park "lemme winks, lemme winks" HAHA :lol:
MonsterBengt
08-09-2005, 03:26 PM
lol yeah i've heard that before :D u know that got a looong scientific name afterwards :D lol
Hybridology
08-10-2005, 12:30 PM
Lame.
karmacae
08-10-2005, 01:46 PM
thats nasty... you aint right
King Of Crunk
08-10-2005, 01:50 PM
that's an assfull......haha (ok not funny sorry guys)....funny story though
xXx=BioHazard=xXx
08-10-2005, 02:57 PM
I don't know if this account of it is true but there was a true account of the EXACT same thing that happened that was true. My dad get funny emails and one was a scanned copy of the a story in a newspaper that had the same thing, but the names weren't in it.
fredjacksonsan
08-10-2005, 03:02 PM
Sounds like Kiki had a gerbilized Caca. :lol2:
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