Pranks

Hey guys

I'm sure this has been discussed before on here, but I'm in dire need of some good college-pranks to get back at some weiners in my dorm hall. Any ideas? So far the good ones that I know about are:

"penny-ing" door shut
taped door w/ packaging peanuts infront of door
manilla folder w/ shaving cream squirted under door
dixie cups filled w/ water ontop of everything

any more ideas?

Can you get into their room?

Not able to get into my target room right now, but I will have an opportunity in due time. Assume that I can.

Fill it with crap. Just literally fill up the whole room and close the door. Crumpled up newspapers, packing peanuts, anything. Ideal would be shredded paper from one of those crosscut paper shredders that cuts the paper into strips about an inch long. That stuff is a bitch to clean up. Would take a helluva lot of shredded paper though. Newspapers would probably be easiest on short notice.

Fuck YES!!! :) Thanks a lot - that's simple and effective. I actually just heard the sons-of-bitches whispering in the room next door about how they're going to tape poor around the outside of my door. This is gonna be great.

do they ever leave their window open? that could also give some good opportunities

Another thing you could do would be to get a floor jack and jack up their cars. Then put cinder blocks under the tires. Perfect for lowered hondas and such. Not so perfect for lifted jeeps.

No, but I could go into their room and open it if that would present itself. All windows have a screen though - that might interfere.

if the door opens to the inside fill a trash can about 3/4 full of wated and lean it against the door when they open the door the trashcan will fall into the room and water will spill everywhere

For the window thing, if you freeze a can of shaving cream you can cut the can off of it without it expanding. Then chuck the hunk of frozen shaving cream in the window and as it thaws it will expand to normal volume. Several cans would be quite a mess.

do they ever leave their window open? that could also give some good opportunities

Yea sling poo into the window with a one of those elastic launcher thingys...

Or water baloons filled with mayonaise or some other foul, perishable somewhat liquid substance.

if you can get into their room, go into the bathroom and take the cover off the camode(not the actual toilet seat, the thingy that holds all the water and chain and crap), and poop in it. it will smell like hell every time they flush until they open it up to find your remains :iceslolan

if there is a book shelf superglue EVERY BOOK to the shelf itself :smile: it may take a lot of it.

if they aren't your friends, get some people together and put boxes on all your heads(with a bar cut out large enough so you can see), get naked, piss on everything of theirs, and then start fighting each other. when you are hit in the stomach, you gotta yell "YOU KNOCKED MY BLOCK OFF!!" and run out of the room. :cwm27:

buy one of those obnoxoisly loud air horns and break into their room in the middle of the night, honk it RIGHT in their ear, and give them purple nurples immediately after.

For harmless fun, try turning everything in their room upside down. Everything.

Some friends did that to one of our mates. Hilarious.

For harmless fun, try turning everything in their room upside down. Everything.

Some friends did that to one of our mates. Hilarious.

WTF! :rofl:

I need to do that.

well the frozen shaving cream was already mentioned, that is one of my favs by far.


Also if their door opens towards the inside tie a rope from their doorhandle to the one if the room across the hall this way they won't be able to open it. (we did that to the entire girl side this april)

Also you can saran wrap the toilet seat, if you do it right it will be pretty much invisible and the mess it can make its quite bad.

Dude that door rope thing is fucking EVIL. I was thinking that if it opened out.. which I dont think it would, you could put like a doorstop and they wouldnt be able to open it.

i think u should just tie the entire hallway doors together. have the whole hall linked together that would be funny

Problem would be cordination to be done right, so you'd have to plan it out, THEN you need enough people to do it quickly . So dont know.

the saran wrap on the toilet seat is a good one.

you could stack empty cans infront of their door up past the tops of the door. when they go to walk out they'll knock it down. if they see it before they step out it's too tall to get the top cans off.

Also you can saran wrap the toilet seat, if you do it right it will be pretty much invisible and the mess it can make its quite bad.
Done it and it had us laughing forever. If I remember correctly it was my friends sister who went in and then starts screaming.

Another prank thats funny but nothing harmful is putting a rubber band around the sprayer on the sink. When someone goes to wash their hands they get sprayed.

you could stack empty cans infront of their door up past the tops of the door. when they go to walk out they'll knock it down. if they see it before they step out it's too tall to get the top cans off.

Thats awesome! :1:

i think u should just tie the entire hallway doors together. have the whole hall linked together that would be funny


Thats what im talking about. Most people with experience know that one :biggrin:

Oh my god these are all fucking great!!! :) - Holy shit that's awesome. I successfully broke into his room this morning via a repeatable route (unbenownced to him) so I can get in whenever I want. The rope one between doors has already been done here. Roping all the doors together would be awesome. There's been some really good other shit said - keep it comin.

well first of all we need you to tell us how badly they got you in the first place. cause if all they did was something harmless...then i wouldn't suggest going through with half of the ideas in this thread so far. i know that if someone saran wrapped my toilet seat, or threw poop in my window, or glued all the books that i paid for onto the shelf...they'd be getting a face full of my fist and/or a bill for the clean-up. those aren't pranks, those are just downright mean.

i think you should try and stick to pranks that are a) hygenically safe (no poop), b) non-damaging to any valuable items, and c) obviousley safe for the prank-ee. otherwise, the retaliation might be a little worse then just another prank back at you. you could also risk getting in trouble with the school, which is never a good thing.

assuming they're guys (which it sounds like they are) my suggestion is to sneak into their room, and cover every single surface visible in gay porn. get a girl to buy it for you to save the embarassment, cut out all the pictures you can, and tape them EVERYWHERE!

failing that, just wrap every single movable item in the room with tin-foil.

Ketchup packets under the toilet seat (where the rubber feet hold it elevated from the bowl). someone sits on it and get's ketchup all over the back of their legs.

Mayonaise in the shampoo bottle.

Raw bacon under the bed.

I really like the turning-everything-upside-down-prank idea alot... just picture it... the desk turned upside down, but the computer still on top of it (but monitor, tower, keybd. all upside down... posters/pictures/clocks all upside down... TV, etc... That'd be killer.



We will require pics for any pranks you pull though!

sneak in and put epicac in all of the bevreages in the refridgerator, they will all puke within 15 minutes and be perfectly fine afterwards

Yeah dude
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Ketchup packets under the toilet seat (where the rubber feet hold it elevated from the bowl). someone sits on it and get's ketchup all over the back of their legs.

Mayonaise in the shampoo bottle.

Raw bacon under the bed.

I really like the turning-everything-upside-down-prank idea alot... just picture it... the desk turned upside down, but the computer still on top of it (but monitor, tower, keybd. all upside down... posters/pictures/clocks all upside down... TV, etc... That'd be killer.




TV, laptop, stereo, posters, bed (fully made), chairs, beer cars, cds, liquor bottles on the shelf.....

Brian: tinfoil's expensive man :/

put packing tape in front of their door so when they walk out the stick to it.

my suite mates and i did it to one of our room mates when we were really drunk. unfortunately we were too loud, but it was still pretty funny.

Also you can saran wrap the toilet seat, if you do it right it will be pretty much invisible and the mess it can make its quite bad.

Thats great. I can just imaine that happening. If I id it though I would have to set up a camera, it would be to good to miss.

You can also vaseline their windshield wipers, so that the next time it rains they'll turn on the wipers and it will just smeaaaar vaseline and dirt across their windshield. They'll have to stop to clean it off. It would be advisable to leave a small (~3 inch?) gap in the vaseline on the driver's side wiper so that they will still be able to drive. :icon16:

how bout dead fish under a bed thats a classic

i still think the trashcan full of water should be done it would be awesome to see water just gush into their room when they open the door

This board should be thankful I'm around. Hope it gives you ideas.

Feces:
Melt 2 Hershey's candy bars with almonds over a low fire, like a fondue. Mix in 4 ounces of Vaseline, 2 ounces of creamed corn, and then add enough misture of the following ot suit your odor detector: butyric acid, mercaptan, and skatole. Mold to suit your needs when you need a fecal look-alike.

Semen:
mix four parts mineral oil to one part flour and a half a part of milk, shake thoroughly

There's something you may find useful.

If you have access to their room...

Give a dog or cat a whole lot of food with some laxatives and leave it in their room for a while.

The good old hair color in the shampoo.

Put talcum powder, sneezing powder, or whatever next to the exit holes of a hair dryer.

Put hot sauce or poison ivy on their toilet paper.

Put bouillon cubes in the shower head. It'll make "muddy" water.

Put snap pops and cracker balls under the toilet seat.

If you can, collect some cat urine and let it dry. Then put it someplace, like a tea kettle, where it'll melt and...*sniff* *sniff*

Tie a bunch of rubber bands around a sponge to form a circle. Let it set and take the bands off. Then with the sponge in a little ball flush it down their toilet where it'll expands and block up the pipe.

Unplug their fridge.

Make a fake sign that says...WARNING: THIS ROOM HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH A HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS NEW STRAING OF ASIAN GONORRHEA

Uh huh, I know what you're thinking but would you eally take the chance anyway?

dump flour into the HVAC intake vents on their car. (you know, the ones right below the windshield?) Or, alternatively, if you can get inside the car, dump confetti into the vents.

poison ivy in the TP is just wrong. once i put a box of instant mashed potatoes in my friends jeep wrangler and put his top down at night and the forecast was calling for rain. the next morning he had a jeep full of mashed patatoes. he was qwuite pissed

Put Kool-Aid, preferably red into their shower head, it'll turn em red

Oh my god... this is too much :) :) - some of these are really diabolical, and I would never dream of doing back. But some are very feasible. The thing's that he's done to me are: penny me into my room, right shit / put various shit outside my door, and a few other little things. But I heard him talking to some other guys in his room, and he plans to put gay porn all over the inside of my room sometime when I leave for the weekend. Except it's not going to happen. The prick thinks that he can get into my room, because the divider door has a nail on both side, and my nail was always missing, except I got one the other day. So not only can he not get into my room, but I can totally get into his through a different route he doesn't realize. I think I'll go along with the "throwing shit everywhere" along the lines of paper, newspaper, and toilet paper / kleenex (finely shredded, of course). Along with unplugging everything and turning some easier things upside down. It will be a good time :) And I'll be sure to get pics.

Oh, BTW, we have community-bathrooms, so it eliminates lots of possibilities.

I highly reccomend getting ahold of lots and lots of paper dots... you know, the ones that are created by hole-punchers? We used to go around school and collect them from every classroom and then do something with them, like put them in a small box on top of a slightly-open door and wait for someone to walk through. Covers them with paper dots.

Got our band director with that one time, and it was great, because he had a huge afro, and couldn't get the dots out. But there are endless possiblities for creating a huge mess with them, but they don't tend to damage anything so they are relatively safe.

cover his room in flower thats simple enough

cover his room in flower thats simple enough

Or better yet, put open bags of it on the blades of his ceiling fan.

Muscletang, you are evil. I'd seriously hate to get on YOUR bad side.

Muscletang, you are evil. I'd seriously hate to get on YOUR bad side.

Don't worry, I'm very nice and easy to get along with. I hardly hold a grudge and few things get to me. If you really, really piss me of though (like what you just did) I'll make sure you'll beg to never see the light of day again.

Have a nice day :biggrin:

Powdered milk in their sheets.
Uppder deck it in the toilet
Dead fish under the matress.

You have many many options, everyone has mentioned good ones.

Don't worry, I'm very nice and easy to get along with. I hardly hold a grudge and few things get to me. If you really, really piss me of though (like what you just did) I'll make sure you'll beg to never see the light of day again.

Have a nice day :biggrin:

The hell.. Oh great, now im quoted.. :lol2:

Powdered milk in their sheets.

If anything goes in the sheets, put in soaking wet pretzels. If you want to get them though take clothes hangers and stick them in the sheets pointing up. When they come in at night they won't see the wires poking up out of the sheets and OUCH!


The hell.. Oh great, now im quoted..

It was too good to pass up.

Anyway, no need to worry I like you and I have no reason to get you. If your name is ThatRoundHeadedKid though then you better be worried.

Hope you dont like me, in THAT kind of way.. :sly:

Hope you dont like me, in THAT kind of way.. :sly:

You trying to get on my BAD side? :mad:

Joking :)












...or am I? :mad: