Ho...ly....sh****
KustmAce
08-04-2005, 08:16 PM
Sports fan gets death for killing wife after sex
posted by: Dan Werner Web producer
PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) - A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.
Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."
Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.
He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.
Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
:eek:
posted by: Dan Werner Web producer
PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) - A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.
Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."
Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.
He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.
Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
:eek:
Andydg
08-04-2005, 08:23 PM
:eek7: That is fucked up!!!
Nicole8188
08-04-2005, 08:29 PM
I am reconsidering cuddling ever again.
Toksin
08-04-2005, 08:36 PM
"I figure I killed her"
What, there's any chance something I might have killed her?
sheesh.
What, there's any chance something I might have killed her?
sheesh.
eversio11
08-04-2005, 08:40 PM
It brings a whole new meaning to 'clawhammer's screen name :lol:
ghetto7o2azn
08-04-2005, 08:53 PM
there was a lady in las vegas who found out her husband was cheating on her and she cut off his penis while he was sleeping...
now theres a motive... but not cuddling?? :screwy: what goes through some peoples heads ...
now theres a motive... but not cuddling?? :screwy: what goes through some peoples heads ...
Andydg
08-04-2005, 08:54 PM
It brings a whole new meaning to 'clawhammer's screen name :lol:
LOL :lol2:
LOL :lol2:
ec437
08-04-2005, 09:05 PM
I am reconsidering cuddling ever again.
will you marry me then? :p
will you marry me then? :p
Muscletang
08-04-2005, 10:24 PM
I am reconsidering cuddling ever again.
Can't be done, everybody loves to cuddle.
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her,"
Well there goes my suggestion for a motive, she couldn't keep it up.
Can't be done, everybody loves to cuddle.
"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her,"
Well there goes my suggestion for a motive, she couldn't keep it up.
Nicole8188
08-04-2005, 10:37 PM
everybody loves to cuddle.
Go read the article again.
Go read the article again.
Muscletang
08-04-2005, 10:42 PM
Go read the article again.
OK let me re-phrase that, everybody loves to cuddle...except when SportsCenter is on.
OK let me re-phrase that, everybody loves to cuddle...except when SportsCenter is on.
Nicole8188
08-04-2005, 10:42 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Oz
08-05-2005, 12:21 AM
:lol:
The real question that hasn't been answered: What was on SportsCenter?
The real question that hasn't been answered: What was on SportsCenter?
CamaroSSBoy346
08-05-2005, 12:25 AM
what exactly is a claw hammer?
KustmAce
08-05-2005, 12:34 AM
what exactly is a claw hammer?
http://www.diy.com/diy/jsp/images/product/smallImage/0000003140543_lc1_1_l.jpg
http://www.diy.com/diy/jsp/images/product/smallImage/0000003140543_lc1_1_l.jpg
sidewayzS13
08-05-2005, 12:51 AM
i bet there was a draft on. drafts are important. but id have trouble watching a draft after killing someone w/ a claw hammer
RickwithaTbird
08-05-2005, 01:09 AM
LOL... good point.
what a crazy fucker. If he admitted he deserves to die, they just need to kill him ASAP. But he'll probably be on death row for 20 years.
thats so disgusting.... jeeze.
what a crazy fucker. If he admitted he deserves to die, they just need to kill him ASAP. But he'll probably be on death row for 20 years.
thats so disgusting.... jeeze.
ec437
08-05-2005, 01:19 AM
So I wondered if he ended up getting to watch his sportscenter?
Oz
08-05-2005, 01:41 AM
And what was on?
King Of Crunk
08-05-2005, 02:26 AM
speaking of sports....MADDEN 06 comes out in 4 days!!
GritMaster
08-05-2005, 03:41 AM
"I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."
At least he's honest.
At least he's honest.
Rally Sport
08-05-2005, 07:09 AM
I know I wont kill a girl for wanting to cuddle because I dont care much for sports.. but if it's something else that I want to do badly.. lets just say my clawhammer will be nearby for undisclosed purposes..
SupaMan89T
08-05-2005, 07:48 AM
fuck florida is crazy i need to move fast.
jcsaleen
08-05-2005, 09:57 AM
What The Fu...................
thecackster
08-05-2005, 11:04 AM
Crazy SOB.....My GF thinks it's bad when I wanna watch a game, but she better be grateful she wasn't dating that dude. HAHA!!!
Jonno
08-05-2005, 11:43 AM
I understand if he was gonna watch some motorsport. Anything else isn't worth killing the wife over....
Mediocrity
08-05-2005, 11:58 AM
When WRC is on, bitches best shut up!
SeXy_AnGeL
08-05-2005, 12:03 PM
awww boys be nice...sometimes we just want to cuddle and feel loved and important, is that too much to ask?
jcsaleen
08-05-2005, 12:05 PM
When WRC is on, bitches best shut up!
When F1 is one the whole house is silent! http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4918/icontwisted7br.gif
When F1 is one the whole house is silent! http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4918/icontwisted7br.gif
Mediocrity
08-05-2005, 12:08 PM
When F1 is one the whole house is silent!
I've yelled at my own mother for trying to talk to me when watching F1 :D
I've yelled at my own mother for trying to talk to me when watching F1 :D
Jet-Lee
08-05-2005, 12:24 PM
[QUOTE=ghetto7o2azn]there was a lady in las vegas who found out her husband was cheating on her and she cut off his penis while he was sleeping... QUOTE]
Lorena Bobitt (sp?) I believe.......
Lorena Bobitt (sp?) I believe.......
jcsaleen
08-05-2005, 12:24 PM
I've yelled at my own mother for trying to talk to me when watching F1 :D
Been there lol...
I hate when people start talk just as theres an epic duel between the leader an 2nd it always happens to me. Now I lock the door an leave a fuck off sign there.....
Been there lol...
I hate when people start talk just as theres an epic duel between the leader an 2nd it always happens to me. Now I lock the door an leave a fuck off sign there.....
Broke_as_****
08-05-2005, 12:37 PM
You think he could have waited for whatever was on SportsCenter. Would have been on again in like half an hour...
So I wondered if he ended up getting to watch his sportscenter?
Really. Having just killed your wife over it, do you sit down and watch it then proceed to said bar and confess? Did he watch SportsCenter, go to work, have lunch with some friends, shoot some hoops after work, gas up the car, pick up some chinese food, rent a movie and watch it with popcorn THEN proceed to said bar and confess after shooting some pool?
So I wondered if he ended up getting to watch his sportscenter?
Really. Having just killed your wife over it, do you sit down and watch it then proceed to said bar and confess? Did he watch SportsCenter, go to work, have lunch with some friends, shoot some hoops after work, gas up the car, pick up some chinese food, rent a movie and watch it with popcorn THEN proceed to said bar and confess after shooting some pool?
highteknology
08-05-2005, 12:39 PM
here's a picture of the guy along with the article
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
crazy lookin mo-fo.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
crazy lookin mo-fo.
Muscletang
08-05-2005, 05:32 PM
here's a picture of the guy along with the article
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
crazy lookin mo-fo.
How in the hell did he get a girl to sleep with him in the first place? I mean look at him!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more/08/05/sex.sports.murder.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
crazy lookin mo-fo.
How in the hell did he get a girl to sleep with him in the first place? I mean look at him!
tetrahydro
08-05-2005, 06:09 PM
Did anyone else notice that his girlfriend was 10 years older than him? Nobody wants an old and used and loose pussy anyways, she had it coming. (get it, literally) hahahahaaha.
Muscletang
08-05-2005, 06:24 PM
(get it, literally) hahahahaaha.
Ummm sure, yeah, ok.
Ummm sure, yeah, ok.
jon@af
08-05-2005, 06:25 PM
He deserves to die and she deserves to flip the switch. Unfortunately only one of the two will get what they deserve.
thecackster
08-05-2005, 06:42 PM
Creepy looking bastard! :bloated:
imtheoneandonlyD
08-05-2005, 07:24 PM
:lol:
The real question that hasn't been answered: What was on SportsCenter?
Thats what i wanna know. But even then you can still cuddle. You dont cuddle with your eyes. Just be in a good position.
The real question that hasn't been answered: What was on SportsCenter?
Thats what i wanna know. But even then you can still cuddle. You dont cuddle with your eyes. Just be in a good position.
ghetto7o2azn
08-05-2005, 08:32 PM
it says right below the picture
"Facing the music: Christopher Offord (left) wanted to watch SportsCenter to see clips of a Mike Tyson boxing match."
your question has been answered
"Facing the music: Christopher Offord (left) wanted to watch SportsCenter to see clips of a Mike Tyson boxing match."
your question has been answered
KustmAce
08-05-2005, 08:38 PM
it says right below the picture
"Facing the music: Christopher Offord (left) wanted to watch SportsCenter to see clips of a Mike Tyson boxing match."
your question has been answered
Awwww....what a let down :mad:
"Facing the music: Christopher Offord (left) wanted to watch SportsCenter to see clips of a Mike Tyson boxing match."
your question has been answered
Awwww....what a let down :mad:
thepyrofish
08-06-2005, 12:45 PM
I've yelled at my own mother for trying to talk to me when watching F1 :D
I had to yell at my father for calling me on my cell phone while I was standing in the pits at a race. (Not F1 :mad: I was a fuel guy on a CASCAR crew this summer)
I had to yell at my father for calling me on my cell phone while I was standing in the pits at a race. (Not F1 :mad: I was a fuel guy on a CASCAR crew this summer)
240NIZ
08-08-2005, 12:11 PM
Damn..he looks crazy
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