Aussie Myths

you can't milk a kangaroo. they are marsupials.

we don't even get fosters. its an exported beer sold to losers who thinks its australian. :disappoin

come guys. get things straight first.

what else have you guys got wrong that i need to sort out.

what we think in Oz is that the F series truck is the most popular vehicle sold in the US. true or false?


per head, americans are the most obese population. true or false?

any guys driving Vee Dubs better be driving their mums car or they are poof hairdressers. true or false?

Florida is a place for retirement. and aligators.

detroit is a place for car manufacturing.

i'll think of others later but feel free to ask away for more aussie myths sorted

aren't aussies goat-lickers? running around and screwing crocodiles? the president of Ozland hangs out with his wang out in a local pond right? capital punishment over there is kick in the ass with an oversized boot right? are all the funitures made by convicts?

the cycle of season over there is also screwd up right, in winter time, it's hot as hell? I'm sure there are others ways you guys managed to milk a male kangaroo. tell me this, even with all the sun around and living on the desert, why can't people over there get a tan? do they basically have a glow in the dark 2 1/2 inch wee wee?
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aren't aussies goat-lickers? leave my brothers wife out of this
running around and screwing crocodiles?only in the Northern Territory and with mesh bodysuits
the president of Ozland hangs out with his wang out in a local pond right?Have you seen our Prime Minister? He's the guy with his lips permanently attached to Bushs' ass!
capital punishment over there is kick in the ass with an oversized boot right? You watch to much Simpsons
are all the funitures made by convicts? and yours isn't?

tell me this, even with all the sun around and living on the desert, why can't people over there get a tan? do they basically have a glow in the dark? SKIN CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!! we don't want to die at 40


anything else

so there's a genetic deformity that allows no kerotin or pigment on the skin to fight off UV rays? that sucks... so all the anglo aussies must be albinos. I wonder how they go out and play cricket.

I know you love two things the most, see below.

so there's a genetic deformity that allows no kerotin or pigment on the skin to fight off UV rays? that sucks... so all the anglo aussies must be albinos. I wonder how they go out and play cricket.

I know you love two things the most, see below.

no genetic deformity.

just a big fuck off hole in the ozone thats a hell of alot closer to us than the capitalist pigs who drive the ozone depleteing oversived vehicles.

why do they need oversized vehicles? because they are fat. simple.

as for the lame sig, who did you quote? you made that up because your out of ideas.

does your sister know that you post her photo? she knows i have more photos of her. would you like to see?

(side note to make you feel 2 1/2 inches tall. my mum died at 40 from skin cancer. hence i don't go out in the sun. i want let see my kids grow up)

I'm out of ideas? you just posted naked tits just to be an attention whore, face it, no one reads your sigs. wait, you actually googled to get quotes, no ideas of your own? lol. stick to fairyblades, that is NOT a 954, because I could always pull the GSXR line and start a manufacture war.

I can't recall much else about OZland, except that only thing interesting about the place is the Sydney Orchestral Concert theater, :). And Tom Cruise tried to save the city from virus. And their cricket teams always losing against other teams in world cup.

it doesn't make me feel small, sorry about your mum. but no need to drag personal stuff into this. i just thought it was funny that you tried to make excuse like some girls for not going under the sun :D

i guess this is where the z aussie dis posts went.. haha

my grandpa died of skin cancer when i was 1.. everyone says he was a good man but i will never know.. not saying i know how u fell but just though i would add a little bit of personal info......

and to answer ur questions..

i drive a VW Jetta.. i got it for 1000$US.. and it runs..

F-series... i guess they are prolly the best selling in my area... but personally i want a chevy

what we think in Oz is that the F series truck is the most popular vehicle sold in the US. true or false?

This is true, in the States and Canada.

The majority of these are sold as commercial- use vehicles, and not as personal transport for fat people, so their popularity is based on economic reasons and not on personal preference.

I have heard that Aussies prefer to use a car or SUV with a trailer instrad of using a pick up truck.....true or false?

hey auzzie, 'ave you been bizzy becomin wealthy? when you're here, let me know, I have news you might crack at. and I went with Pilot Powers for the rear, just haven't found anyone to change the tire.

Edit: we found good people at Indian bikes dealer who changed it, cost us $35.00, but it was worth it after the frustration. we'll be mounting the tire to the bike soon and see if we're good as the mechanics.