Pissed off redneck

Alright well I was making a left, and decided to go after this van, well I saw another car coming and thought "well the speedlimit is 30.. I should be fine"

Well.. seems like the man was speeding.. and I finally took notice of this when he was coming up behind me, so I decided to hit it to not be an asshole to the guy, well he decided to go fast too, the bad thing was that I was going up and since this guy is in a truck, he had me there, I was going pretty fast but obviously he was catching up because of his torque values.

So I just let off the gas, because there was a van infront of me now and I looked over at the guy and he was flipping me off. " I thought wth.." because I was trying to not making him slow down.

So I moved to the left of the van and chased him, he was going pretty fast, but no match for me now, I had the upper hand.

So I passed him and stuck my hand out and flipped HIM off, notice I was going about 80 or so MPH.. :evillol:

Well after that he never caught up, until I started slowing down to 70, when I noticed him coming up again, so I went fast again and then decided to get off. After I got off I noticed he was going regular speed.

Showed him, and I guess a kill for the Monte. He was in a newer Silverado like 02 or so.

lol

i hate rednecks

i hate rednecks

yea, and rednecks hate pansies... so i guess you 2 kinda hate each other... :tongue:


lol, im not gonna edit it, but i just remembered you got kinda mad the last time i said that (or called you that)... Sorry

Wonder if it was Jim, cause I remember he said he owned an 02 Silverado.. and it was extended cab... so.. :lol2:

lol

yea, and rednecks hate pansies... so i guess you 2 kinda hate each other... :tongue:



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I wouldn't mess with Geno , something tells me he has a closet full of someone's vital organs.

So thats where that kidney went..... Nah I don't mean to mess with Geno, just a tiny bit. :)

I wouldn't mess with Geno , something tells me he has a closet full of someone's vital organs.

lol, he acts real tuff, bet if i buy him one of the 5 foot teddy bears he would turn into a real mellow guy... lol

..Maybe, that or you just gave him a new weapon.

I like rednecks.... at least the ones that do a lot of car stuff. They usually have a lot of usefull help with cars and are pretty "got dang" funny.

I dont, really because all they do isnt anything different or usually has been seen a million times, like lifting the truck and putting grill bars and those big ass exhaust pipes.

Sorry if I offend Jim for pointing out his truck. :evillol:

..Maybe, that or you just gave him a new weapon.

lol, like i said he just acts tuff... im pretty sure hes about as tuff as a marshmellow.

see shit like that dont happen to me because tv has made it seem like all us black guys do is carry guns and pop people all day long. they run up on me looking all crazy see me then sit back in their seat and lood forward like oh hell its another crazy negro. damn that i wanna get fliped off, and feel like the rest of u....so i can flip out my 9 and be like yeah biatches lol...j/k. but its a true story, people act like they crazy untill they see whos driving i just think thats messed up.

see shit like that dont happen to me because tv has made it seem like all us black guys do is carry guns and pop people all day long. they run up on me looking all crazy see me then sit back in their seat and lood forward like oh hell its another crazy negro. damn that i wanna get fliped off, and feel like the rest of u....so i can flip out my 9 and be like yeah biatches lol...j/k. but its a true story, people act like they crazy untill they see whos driving i just think thats messed up.

lol, wish i was black, no one is gonna mess with you... maybe another black guy but i doubt it... lol, just smile and wave as they pass you (if they can get their ride going fast enought to pass you) and that will just piss them to f off and they wont do shit... personally if i seen a green, yellow, red, white, black, purple dude driving and he pissed me off id still yell at him and flip him the f off...

Well if its a cop, then you bet your ass yeah, we'll act different.

Well if its a cop, then you bet your ass yeah, we'll act different.

lol, if the cop was driving slower then the speed limit id flip him the f off to

"ya Holding Up Traffic, You Pig"

lmao...now that would be some ish i will be crying at when its on cnn....cop gets bird and stun guns suspect lol....i can see it now

Lol, thats some accurate shooting.

lol, for me it would be like "YOU F***ING PIG, TRY THE ACCELERATOR PEDAL, ITS THE LONG SKINNY ONE ON THE RIGHT,.... YOU F***ING IDIOT!"

Wonder if it was Jim, cause I remember he said he owned an 02 Silverado.. and it was extended cab... so.. :lol2:


Nahhh... I'da just followed you home and left you a present from Earl smushed on your front door if you pissed me off like that.

lmao...now that would be some ish i will be crying at when its on cnn....cop gets bird and stun guns suspect lol....i can see it now

lol... all the cops would be trying to get people to flip them off, just so they could s/g them.

O wait, you'd wake up the next morning with it in your bed like the horse head in the Godfather, except it'd be this huge log from Earl's ass.

Dude you seriously are sick minded :rofl:

Funny though.

now thats just nasty

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ewwww......im just imagining rolling around in dog poo and then waking up.......blah.....

hehehehe...
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Cant do it like me though, Im the king! :D

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ewwww......im just imagining rolling around in dog poo and then waking up.......blah.....

Whats the chances you would actually wake up?

Lol thats sick.

lol, that would be awsome if it was Jim, but he lives far away from you, he lives closer to me acctually..

lol, that would be awsome if it was Jim, but he lives far away from you, he lives closer to me acctually..
can you smell earls farts from your house??

can you smell earls farts from your house??

no but if i could that would be cool becasue it would keep all the asshole drug dealers off my portch... lol, btw yesterday they stole my mail box which had mail in it right off the door (it was nailed to the door).

Is Trenton really that bad of a place?. I never heard of it as being a dangerous city or anything.

no but if i could that would be cool becasue it would keep all the asshole drug dealers off my portch... lol, btw yesterday they stole my mail box which had mail in it right off the door (it was nailed to the door).

It'd be nice if you could find out (and prove) who did it. That's a federal offense... tampering with the mail. JAILTIME BABY!!!

Is Trenton really that bad of a place?. I never heard of it as being a dangerous city or anything.

I think ALL of the East Coast (and whole US for that matter) cities have their good parts and bad parts. As far as I know Trenton's OK, it's not Camden or Chester, but I have been through some pretty rough spots in Trenton.

They stole your mailbox?!?!?! Wtf are they gonna do with mailbox? Make bombs?

ha ha ha why would you steal a mailbox? i could see blowing it up on your door but not stealing it lol.

People do some crazy shit. A couple of years ago, some one broke into my moms car, just to take a pack of cigarettes, and i know they were not full. I mean, he could went to the store and got a pack for like $4. I mean, shit if your gonna go through all that trouble to break in, at least take something worth meaning, steal the damn car. But, i guess we were lucky thats all the convict took.

Same here, someone broke into my mom's truck and took the dollar in the middle cup holder

:screwy:

Wtf?!? See what i mean. Some bogus ass people out there.

lol, quick update on the mail box, there was no mail in it, my mom sat on the portch and waited for the mail man today she talked to him he said he was unable to deliever the mail becasue there was no mail box and he ran to one of the drop boxes the ones that are all over but you cant put anything in? only the mail men use them, he got our mail and brought it to my mom, the box got jacked between 9:30am and 1:30pm lol, and the box had my address on it in big numbers with my families last name (also in big letter) lol, how f-ing suspisious do you need to be to be stopped by the f-ing police? they are every where how the f do you not see someone walking down the street with a mail box? not to be rascist or any thing but if the dude is black on rican and has a mail box with a white german name on it, it sure as f-in hell isnt his

btw, when was the last time any of you was in trenton? the Broad & Division streets have really gone down hill these last 2 or 3 years... all because of that brain dead mofo palmer... 'no, there are no gangs in trenton' lol, then all of a sudden 3 years go buy then 'omg we are under attack by gangs' personally if anyone tried to break into my house his only way out will be trough the bath tub drain.

yeah trenton always has and always will be off da hook...just like philly.........crazy as hell

I've never been to Trenton but its fairly close and hear of people going there to visit people all the time and they never talked of it like going to Newark or Queens. So I always assumed cause of its location that its just another burb town like is typical around here.

...if anyone tried to break into my house his only way out will be trough the bath tub drain.

lol, i like that.

he if u break into jims house the only way u gonna come out it through earls ass lol

Lol, man after all of this im going to be sick, one thing i'll never do is eat while reading something related to Earl.

he if u break into jims house the only way u gonna come out it through earls ass lol

Yeah, after you get 2 feet of screwing from that horse in washington!

Hm, when I go toTrenton it doesnt seem THAT bad... I go to a guy in my car club's house on Woodland street, a few streets off South Broad

After that horse screwing comment Im glad I live in California where people dont screw animals........