Slim Thug rolls an impala with NOS

it was either an impala, caprice, or other type of car used as a cop car but I was just watching mtv when all of a sudden a CRIBS styled session of "Show off to middle class people the cars they will never be able to afford" popped on.

Famous Mike Jones bandwagon rider Slim Thug went through a series of 3 or 4 cars before he got to his G-Ride, an impala with rims and NOS.


I just thought I'd share such a story, I found it amusing when he added in "don't nobody know try take me on tha highway o' nuthin mane, I gots nitrous unda da pedal" Then he popped the trunk to reveal a bottle about the size of Paul walker's Head/neck sitting comfortably in there.

I'm no fool though, I know it's just his secret compartment for storing drugs, you of course have to have something airtight if you're going to be selling on the streets.

haha i like htat, but i doubt hiding drugs in a nitrious bottle would get him in less trouble since its starting to become illegal to have the bottle in the car period even when its not hooked up.

haha, i don't know what to say...

How would you get the drugs out of the bottle, the opening seems pretty small.

OMG.....

If it is real...

OMG.....

Am I the only one that would have a garage full of MKIVs, FDs, 240s, and some other various cars(Def one skyline). And all the rich people go "Why do you drive rice-burners?"lol

I'd prolly be the only rich person to not own a european car ever.... Sorry, no desire to own one.

If I was rich... and somebody wanted to do a show on my 'car collection'. I'd take all my kewl cars and put them in storage and buy a buncha hoopties.

You know, all up on jackstands, rust buckets... cars that have been left for dead.

And talk them up like they're the shit.


Next thing you know, there'd be an influx of beater cars rollin around the streets.

:lol2: That would be funny as hell. So heres the plan we all go become really famous and do that. And BREAK!

sounds like a plan coach...haha

Famous Mike Jones bandwagon rider Slim Thug went through a series of 3 or 4 cars before he got to his G-Ride, an impala with rims and NOS.

Man, is anyone else tired of Mike Jones? Seriously, I'm tired of people thinking hes all hot and new...I've been hearing his stuff on teh stations round here for like, two years or so now.

Anyways, my dream garrage would have three European cars, three Japanese cars, and two motorcycles....

"Before the ice was in ma grill, before I got ma major deal, these girls ain't give a dam if I was here shit I said

Before the ice was in ma grill, before I got ma major deal, these girls ain't give a dam if I was here shit I said

Before the ice was in ma grill, before I got ma major deal, these girls ain't give a dam if I was here shit I said"

Just for you cassiesman

If im ever rich, ill do the rustbucket plan with you guys...but more likely ill be poor and doing it with you guys anyways

The only Japanese car in my garage would be my Evo...Everything else is Italian, and North American....minus my ///M3 as a daily driver

Has anyone ever called his phone # he gives out in his song "back then"? "281-330-8004, hit mike jones up on the low" i tried but every time it was busy. he probly got it disconnected cause too many people calling.

OMG.....

If it is real...

OMG.....

Am I the only one that would have a garage full of MKIVs, FDs, 240s, and some other various cars(Def one skyline). And all the rich people go "Why do you drive rice-burners?"lol

I'd prolly be the only rich person to not own a european car ever.... Sorry, no desire to own one.


I'm right there with you man and thats exactly what all the rest of the famous people would say... "WHY RICE BURNERS?"

I'd of course have to include a couple crotch rockets and a 95 v12 jag sedan with 20 inch chrome just to show people I have some taste in other vehicles or something.


Edit - It would be incredibly easy to construct something with the looks of a nitrous bottle to hold drugs. Even easier to hold them with custom woofer boxes. I doubt any high up rappers sell much anymore though, they sell to get higher up and when they get higher up they stop having to sell and just buy for their own pleasure.

I'm right there with you man and thats exactly what all the rest of the famous people would say... "WHY RICE BURNERS?"

so funny....

I'd be the only person at those dumbass VIP meetings making over 1000whp.hahaha I'd def have to let Jay Leno know whats up.lol

and a 95 v12 jag sedan with 20 inch chrome just to show people I have some taste in other vehicles or something.


That's not taste....


























:grinno:

it really isn't.

He's just another flavor of the month rapper like most of the other popstar rappers out there...He wont be around long, so dont worry about him. I just avoid that crap, and i dont think i've watched MTV in...4 years.

Taste.... I only eat what I like, therefore I only drive what I like. That is good taste.

Agreed with the MTV BS. Its all marketing. Nobody has to even have talent anymore. All they need is a trim body and a selling face. Put them on stage, teach them to dance and give them a CD. Then you can dress them in whatever you like and sell it. Models of the music industry. Salesman with record contracts. Call them what you will. I say they are gay....

dude I liked that year of jag a lot, I think it was one of the last times we got to see that old unreliable british v12 in any Jags. My dad had one for a while and when I got to drive it I was pretty amazed at how well the car took you with it.

Forget rims on one of those though, the original wheels look plenty fine.. I'd put some sweet ass TV's everywhere though so all my crazy friends could fuck around and play Tenchu or some shit on road trips.

Taste.... I only eat what I like, therefore I only drive what I like. That is good taste.

Agreed with the MTV BS. Its all marketing. Nobody has to even have talent anymore. All they need is a trim body and a selling face. Put them on stage, teach them to dance and give them a CD. Then you can dress them in whatever you like and sell it. Models of the music industry. Salesman with record contracts. Call them what you will. I say they are gay....


I only BUY the car I like, but considering I have no car right now, I don't care how stupid it looked id drive it

hmmm lemme see no talent lookers singing crap?? Britney Spears, Ashlee Simpson (not even good looking), Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohon, every one of the friggin spice girls, and so on...

Until I see Paul Van Dyke on MTV...I don't think I'll be watching it anytime soon.

Until I see Paul Van Dyke on MTV...I don't think I'll be watching it anytime soon.


Paul Van Dyke has some awesome beats. i have some vinyls of his beats i use for my turntables. Numarks Baby!

Paul Van Dyke has some awesome beats. i have some vinyls of his beats i use for my turntables. Numarks Baby!

Paul Van Dyke=teh awesomeness of all.