...failed my drivers test.

As you can imagine, I am the most pissed off person in the world right now. I failed by 5 points. 5 FUCKING POINTS! I rolled past the white line before a stopsign. Also, when she told me to slowly back up, I asked her if I could use the middle of the road because my car has 17" rims and there were rocks form the construction going on. I got a "uh-hu." When I backed up and stopped she said "you were going too fast, almost 15." When is 15mph fast? "also, son, (I'm not you son you ugly bitch) you were in the middle of the road." WTF? I told her that I had asked about using the middle and she replied "I didnt'd hear you. I cant hear anything over your damned exhaust." She looked surprised and covered her mouth. I was pissed and said "well pardon me for not havin a fucking mullet." I noticed she was is a suit and pants. I was in shorts and a tank top. I said " I'm sorry ma'am, I need to cut the air conditioner off. The compressor is new and my car tends to stall." After about a half hour of 3-poin turns ,parallel parking, and accindent avoidence( all of which I aced). She's sweating like a whore in church. That makes me feel a litter better. Miss Plaire of Port Saint Joe DMV office, you can go kill yourself. It's not my fault you cant get laid. You can taunt, insult or support me. I dont give a damn at this point. I'm going to get waisted tonight. :cheers: :thefinger

Let first point out that I think drivers tests are way to easy. Piece of cake. If you can't pass that pathetic excuse for a test with flying colors - you don't deserve a lisence.

Let first point out that I think drivers tests are way to easy. Piece of cake. If you can't pass that pathetic excuse for a test with flying colors - you don't deserve a lisence.
Very true. But all I was gonna say was....:spit:

With that kind of pissy attitude you won't pass next time either. :screwy:

shred your permit, you dont need to drive.

It's not my fault you cant get laid.
Think about this statement for a bit and I'm sure you can find a way to pass next time!! :grinyes:










Seriously, lots of people fail their driving test.

Funny thing is, it's always some one elses fault. It's never their own.
However, everyone I know who did fail was a lousy driver and deserved to fail.

Learn to drive better; get more time behind the wheel and stop complaining.

Seriously, lots of people fail their driving test.

Funny thing is, it's always some one elses fault. It's never their own.
However, everyone I know who did fail was a lousy driver and deserved to fail.

Learn to drive better; get more time behind the wheel and stop complaining.

:werd: I've known 3 people that have failed their driving test and they've probably been in a grand total of 10+ accidents.

Also if you hadn't been such a dick about the AC she might've been in a better mood when she was adding up all your faults...

Think about this statement for a bit and I'm sure you can find a way to pass next time!! :grinyes:










Seriously, lots of people fail their driving test.

Funny thing is, it's always some one elses fault. It's never their own.
However, everyone I know who did fail was a lousy driver and deserved to fail.

Learn to drive better; get more time behind the wheel and stop complaining.

I know it was my fault. I was way too nervous (sp?) and was already in a bad mood. I've calmed down now and thought about it. I know what I need to do nex time and I'll do it. If it makes you feel better, keep the insults coming. I'm letting them roll off my back. And HELLO! This is the stress release forum! My thread just happened to make me look like a dick. And also, no way I'd bang her. She looks like her face caught on fire and some one put it out with an ax.

Wow, this is the second person on AF to fail their test... And here i didn't think it was possible to do...

Wow, this is the second person on AF to fail their test... And here i didn't think it was possible to do...

Oh... it possible alright. Believe me, there has got to be more than one other person beside me who failed. I was just being careless and wasn't thinking clearly. But come on, I'm not lying when I say she's a bitch. It makes my blood boil every time i think about it.

My father-in-law had the same kinda thing happen. He failed his CDL because he didn't check the tread depth on the rig with a penny. He flipped a penny to her and said here, why don't you pay a rat to chew that f!@#ing mole off your face.

See you failed your test because you didnt have a mullet..

What an idiot. :lol2:

i failed my first time and have had 1 accident in 4 years. One of my friends taunted me for failing when he passed his first time. Well now thats its 4 years later and he has totalled 3 cars, all of which were his fault. I dont think failing your drivers test makes you a bad driver.

An accident in four years is nothing to brag about :lol2:

I don't know whether failing it makes you a bad driver or not, but I do know plenty of terrible drivers that have passed it with flying colors the first time.

I failed the first time. The DMV I went to didn't have a sidewalk for the side door and there was a huge family basicly standing in the street. I drove by, took the driving test and came back. Only when I was driving by did the huge family want to cross the street. I got an automatic fail because they were in the street. They wanted to cross AS I was driving by. I tried to explain there was no curb or sidewalk but it didn't matter.

Shit happens.... take it again.

I got a 99% on mine:grinno:

Sounds to me like your just an idiot. Speeding, driving in the middle of the road, and overheating your instructor? Who cares if your car has 17s, pebbles from construction are gonna do no less damage than a car with 16s, or 15s. Maybe if you werent doing 15 over in a construction zone rocks wouldnt have been a problem.

Its kids like you with a shitty attitude that think they are better than everyone because their car has aftermarket parts that makes driving scary nowadays.

Go read a book.

I got a 99% on mine:grinno:

Sounds to me like your just an idiot. Speeding, driving in the middle of the road, and overheating your instructor? Who cares if your car has 17s, pebbles from construction are gonna do no less damage than a car with 16s, or 15s. Maybe if you werent doing 15 over in a construction zone rocks wouldnt have been a problem.

Its kids like you with a shitty attitude that think they are better than everyone because their car has aftermarket parts that makes driving scary nowadays.

Go read a book.

It's late, Just got back from school shopping. Your post is the only one that got to me. I don't know why, it just does. First, it wasn't pebbles. there were rocks as big as my foot. Yes, a friend of mine with 23s on his expedition bent a rim in the same area. I wasn't speeding. I was going 15mph, not 15mph over. Aftermarket parts? What aftermarket parts? My car has spings, shocks, and wheels. That's it. My exhaust is loud because it has a hole about the size of a 50 cent coin right after the cat. I let a friend drive my car and he let a wheel fall off the road and the car bottomed out. It wasn't even a construction zone, its a pool/spa place and they dump their old concrete beside the road for the city workers to pick up. I'm not trying to be an ass if it sounds like it. My reputation on this site is based on what I say. As far as I know, I haven't met any of you, so none of you know exactly what I do when I drive. I'm glad to see some people supporting me and admitting they failed the first time. That makes me feel a little better about the situation. By the way, my dad failed 3 times when he was 16. Hasn't got in a wreck in um... 25 years of driving. On the other hand, my best friend got 100% during the test and flipped his truck end over end later that day. It was a Southern Comfort Silverado, too. That test really doesn't mean anything. I just dont do well under pressure. I can't make you change your opinions ,I'm just telling my side.

They give drivers licenses to blind old people who mistake the gas pedal for brake and then kill people at the Farmer's Market. You couldn't get one because you're too immature to control your temper. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

EDIT:
Sounds to me like your just an idiot.

Kustm, you do know the irony in this sentence, right??

I love these threads of people failing the drivers test. I have never heard of anyone not getting their liscense until I got on here. I mean come on, its not rocket science. I have seen people who have passed drivers exams and cant drive for shit, so if you didnt pass it, you shouldnt be on the road or anywhere near the drivers seat.

i thought that to take the test in your car, it has to be in good working condition...

and does your friend have a license? and if so he'd better get it taken away if he's letting the tires go over the edge of the road.

flatlander, my car is in fine working order. And yes, my friend has a license. He flew in from Ney York. He wanted to show off his autocroos skills and took a 90 degree corner on a two lane road in a residentail (sp?) area doing about 65mph. The right-rear fell into one of those little rain channels on the side of the road. He didn't get his license taken but I did throw him a beating he wont be forgetting.He's also the reason I dont have subs any more. When he took that corner my box moved enough for it to tear the ground connection off the amp.

So you dont have subs because you cant re-ground the amp? That just sounds like pure laziness.

if hes not in the hospital you didn't beat him hard enough :)

This thread is gold, Jerry, GOLD!

So you dont have subs because you cant re-ground the amp? That just sounds like pure laziness.

No, the ground connection was torn off the amp, meaning the amp can no longer be grounded. By the way , I just made an apointment on Tuesday for another attempt. Wish me luck, or don't.

No, the ground connection was torn off the amp, meaning the amp can no longer be grounded. By the way , I just made an apointment on Tuesday for another attempt. Wish me luck, or don't.


Ah, i thought you meant the wire was just ripped out or was torn from the screw that grounded it to the car.

My thread just happened to make me look like a dick.

no, it isn't the thread making you look like a dick.

why can't you just solder the wire back where it goes? i think it really is that simple! :tongue:

why can't you just solder the wire back where it goes? i think it really is that simple! :tongue:

The whole post that the wire connected to the ground is messed up. I wish I could afford a digital camera so I could show you. I had the amp on the back of the box. The box wasn't secured so I could move it if I ever had a flat so I could get to the spare. It was an econo-amp anyway (soundstorm labs), but still I cant afford a new one. I just spent $570 replacing the conpressor, condensor, and the dryer for the a/c system. It still doesn't blow very cold and yes, it has caused my car to stall out when it is wide open and I push in the clutch. The place that "fixed" it is only open 4 days a week. My stepdad's rearview mirror said it was 118 degrees yesterday, so I haven't drove my car since I made my attempt at my license.

Edit: drunken monkey, what exactly IS making me look like a dick.

i failed the test the first time...i was using a 1984 lincoln continental...HUGE car for me and i had only used it for like a month...and at the time i was probably only 5'6'' so that didn't help my chances either, but i did well on the test until i hit one of the metal bases that the flag poles were on and made the flag LEAN onto my car....that failed me...but i didn't get pissed...i just studied up and had a great attitude for the next test and passed with flying colors....*hint *hint...

^^^ :werd: ^^^

that "werd" guy looks stoned out of his mind...haha...i love it!!

Miss Plaire of Port Saint Joe DMV office, you can go kill yourself. It's not my fault you cant get laid.

Think about this statement for a bit and I'm sure you can find a way to pass next time!! :grinyes:


By the way , I just made an apointment on Tuesday for another attempt. Wish me luck, or don't.


I say he passes this time, what do you guys think? (but he better bring along a condom just in case!)

that "werd" guy looks stoned out of his mind...haha...i love it!!

You've never seen the werd guy? How long have you been a member here? You jsut type : w-e-r-d then another :
BTW I like your kermit avatar... It speaks to me on so many levels. Well, my test retake is tomorrow. I have a question. IF,an that's a big IF, well someone told me that if I choke again I won't be able to take it again until I'm 18. I know, if you fail that easy piece of shiznit twice you deserve to go to hell. But, I did fail it once so there is always that possiblity. They keep changing the test so I dont know. I just recieved a call from the DMV office that parallel parking and accident avoidance are no longer required because our county really doesn't have the facilities for those manuvers. The parallel parking thing was cones and white spray paint in the grass. Oh yea... Krunk. I see from your sig you drive a crotch rocket. You failed you test the first time too, right? I feel safer knowing you are on the road on that death machine.
:bananadie
...hehe

AlmostStock, thanks for your works of kindness and ecouragement. And yes... I got a pocket fulla' rubbers. If worst comes to worst, I'm double wrappin' on this huzzy

The drive test is pretty easy. All you need to do is show the instructor that you are a "good and responsible" driver for just like 10 or 15 minutes. AFter that...you can do wateva the fuck you want. But with that attitude...who aint gonna pass. DOnt ask her any questions. And when there are speed limits around...drive 5mph slower. I know it sucks driving slow..but thats the way you have to do it.

You failed you test the first time too, right? I feel safer knowing you are on the road on that death machine.
:bananadie
...hehe

Hey! that's why i ride a motorcycle....cages frustrate me...hehe :loser:

Sucks.....












to be you.... :biggrin:

My friend got a peg leg guy with an eye patch to Im serious to.

My friend got a peg leg guy with an eye patch to Im serious to.

huh? :screwy:

huh? :screwy:

That basically means he failed no matter what he did right.....

lol, i failed the written test twice... then again i never had any kind of driving experience and i never even looked at the book... well i read 'Welcome to New Jer'... and i said ahh f this shit and i tossed to book on to a chair and i havent seen it since... anyways i decided to hire a driving school to help me pass the driving test... hope this works, its costing a ton :S

HA! Just got back and I passed that bitch. I had one fault, I didn't signal my 3 point turn.

good times....now time to pick up the bitches and the hos!!!

HA! Just got back and I passed that bitch. I had one fault, I didn't signal my 3 point turn.

3 point turn? I seriously want to see someone pull an e-brake 180 at about 40 mph when they ask for the 3 point turn. :iceslolan

good job on passing, i passed my first time driving my mom's suburban, the instructor bitch was weird, she like stared me down the whole time

good times....now time to pick up the bitches and the hos!!!
:werd: just got back from my first "real" date. It's nice actually being able to get out of the house and go places. BTW, just remember RED LOBSTER. *wink* :bananasmi you can put the banana into context I hope

good times....now time to pick up the bitches and the hos!!!
:werd: just got back from my first "real" date. It's nice actually being able to get out of the house and go places. BTW, just remember RED LOBSTER. *wink* :bananasmi you can put the banana into context I hope

You went to prison and failed to keep a proper grip on the soap?

You went to prison and failed to keep a proper grip on the soap?

:spit: Now thats comedy :lol:

You went to prison and failed to keep a proper grip on the soap?

No, actually we listened to Hollaback Girl on the way home :grinyes:

Wow you really got the game going on here. Took a girl to red lobster. I wouldn't even take a fat chick there. Hope you ordered crab. Peace-

:lol:

I got one thing wrong on my test...

Driving to slow..

I dont have that problem anymore.

Wow you really got the game going on here. Took a girl to red lobster. I wouldn't even take a fat chick there. Hope you ordered crab. Peace-

I was having a good day until I read this. Sice I'm guessing this is a slam, I spit more game outta my ass than you do. Go screw youself, have a nice day

elementskater15, why do I get the impression you are going to be telling a psych about all the mean people on AF in about 20 years?

elementskater15, why do I get the impression you are going to be telling a psych about all the mean people on AF in about 20 years?

Right? I've never seen anyone get so pissed off at what people say about them on the fuckin internet. And to elementskater15, yes that was a "slam" as you put it. I'm glad I ruined your day. That is what I'm here to do. Especially to 16 year old punks who fail their driver test, take girls out to shitty resturant's, and listen to terrible music. and FYI just because the girl smells like seafood doesn't mean thats what she wants to eat, that means that she wants you to eat it. lol. Peace-

P.S.-You spit game out of your ass? From the sounds of it I believe you're refering to broken rubbers.

I failed my firs exam too, stupid mistake but it was my fault. Second time I did everything right except signaling late on parallel parking.
I've been driving for a month now without any dangerous situations so I am guessing I am a good driver (so far).

Why do people even like red lobster? The food there suck my left nut (and it is huge).

Oh and I would fail a rude kid on a car with aftermarket rims and fart-pipe. Grow a mullet.

Right? I've never seen anyone get so pissed off at what people say about them on the fuckin internet. And to elementskater15, yes that was a "slam" as you put it. I'm glad I ruined your day. That is what I'm here to do. Especially to 16 year old punks who fail their driver test, take girls out to shitty resturant's, and listen to terrible music. and FYI just because the girl smells like seafood doesn't mean thats what she wants to eat, that means that she wants you to eat it. lol. Peace-

P.S.-You spit game out of your ass? From the sounds of it I believe you're refering to broken rubbers.
:iamwithst

:lol:

I got one thing wrong on my test...

Driving to slow..

I dont have that problem anymore.
haha me too but it was for being too cautious all of the people that drive with me now would never believe that

Right? I've never seen anyone get so pissed off at what people say about them on the fuckin internet. And to elementskater15, yes that was a "slam" as you put it. I'm glad I ruined your day. That is what I'm here to do. Especially to 16 year old punks who fail their driver test, take girls out to shitty resturant's, and listen to terrible music. and FYI just because the girl smells like seafood doesn't mean thats what she wants to eat, that means that she wants you to eat it. lol. Peace-

P.S.-You spit game out of your ass? From the sounds of it I believe you're refering to broken rubbers.


man all of you are fuckin assholes.... i dont understand why you all are hating on this dude so much

big deal he failed the driver test the first time, i passed my first time but sometimes people just have bad luck.

Red Lobster is not a shitty resturant, for somebody in their teens taking a girl to Red Lobster is high class. Its not cheap for you and your girl when you order good stuff

the music was a joke :rolleyes:


you guys gotta take your anger out somewhere else damn...

man all of you are fuckin assholes.... i dont understand why you all are hating on this dude so much

big deal he failed the driver test the first time, i passed my first time but sometimes people just have bad luck.

Red Lobster is not a shitty resturant, for somebody in their teens taking a girl to Red Lobster is high class. Its not cheap for you and your girl when you order good stuff

the music was a joke :rolleyes:


you guys gotta take your anger out somewhere else damn...

hating is fun! I just think anybody that fails their drivers test for stupid reasons i.e. pissing of the instructor is a retard. You don't take the car that is moded either. You don't have a license so the instructors don't wanna see some car that is all "tricked out". And for me red lobster is to seafood as mcdonalds is to a grill. I'm a hardcore food snob so thats why I say red lobster is crap(it is i don't care what you say). And your telling me you don't get anysort of enjoyment out of making somebody actually think hard enough about what your saying to get them pissed off. For me that is enough entertainment to justify my post. Its the god damned internet people, if you're whining of course you're going to get ripped on. So, either stop whining or learn to deal with getting ripped on by people you don't know and don't care about(humm... he told me to go screw myself, i think i'm gonna go run to my shrink and figure out if this has some sort of higher meaning and if thats why i'm a worthless person). Peace-