beat the crap out of an eclipse

Hi,

Just wanted to let you guys know i beat the crap out of an eclipse earlier tonight, in my corvette :) btw, the eclipse was turboed :P
Couldn't tell you what sub-model it was though didn't get a good enough look. but it was cotton candy pink all around and ugly as hell.

congrats... v8 vs. prolly an i4...

Hi,

Just wanted to let you guys know i beat the crap out of an eclipse earlier tonight, in my corvette :) btw, the eclipse was turboed :P
Couldn't tell you what sub-model it was though didn't get a good enough look. but it was cotton candy pink all around and ugly as hell.


And we would care because??????

this guy is probably some 40 year old man with a small dick whose going through a mid life crisis because his wife just divorced his dumbass. in doing so, he posts on here about beating some kid in his car.

congradulations dickhead.

WOW, thats all,....just WOW.

this guy is probably some 40 year old man with a small dick whose going through a mid life crisis because his wife just divorced his dumbass. in doing so, he posts on here about beating some kid in his car.

congradulations dickhead.


Yeah probably and his ex wife is probably banging the guy driving the Eclipse now.

thanks for letting us know man....now you can go drive your 'corvette' off a cliff with you strapped in it.

how big do you really feel now? you post on an INTERNET FORUM bragging that you beat an over weight, front wheel drive car, that had about 200whp LESS than you did. :loser: great job man. im sure everybody looks up to you now.

if you didnt get a good look at it, then how do you know it was turboed?

any idiot in a corvette should be able to beat a 4 cyl. simply put, if you gotta use a corvette to beat an eclipse, you must not know how much of a coward you are.

What a Chode.

i'd hate to burst your bubble guys, but it's an old corvette an 84 to be exact and only produces 205 hp. And i'm 24 :)

Hey..dude, why dont you go try and race an Evolution VIII around some turns. See what happens then. I mean the Evo is mitsubishis performance car, not the eclipse. The eclipse is more of a daily driver. Go get some balls and race an Evo MR. Id put money on it that hed rip you a new asshole.

i'd hate to burst your bubble guys, but it's an old corvette an 84 to be exact and only produces 205 hp. And i'm 24 :)

you obviously need to go get a life. you are busting nobody's bubble here. not one person driving their eclipse will consider it 'fast'.

and mostly, you were racing a 4cyl that puts a whooping 110whp to the ground. wow...you are such a big man.

you still didnt answer my question....how did you know if was turboed?

If the MORON in the "vette" wants to prove how bad he is, why don't he try to take the eclipse on a curvey, moutain, road. Any knuckle-head can race in a straight line, but it takes SKILL to race rally style. My entire family (except me) is into drag racing, but none of them and there hopped up V-8's can keep up with me on a back road, and I have a bone stock 2000 GS. BTW, I hope you weren't racing on the street, street drag racing is suicide. Only IDIOTS with a death wish do it. Think before you race, BRAINDEAD!! Mabey next time you decide to street race some lucky county cop will get him a corvette, after he pulls your ignorant butt.

i'd hate to burst your bubble guys, but it's an old corvette an 84 to be exact and only produces 205 hp. And i'm 24 :)

No dude we hate to burst yor bubble. No one gives a shit. If you want someone that cares you to the corvette forum and post your comment there. Although they will probably laugh at you for even wasting your time racing it. :loser:

If the MORON in the "vette" wants to prove how bad he is, why don't he try to take the eclipse on a curvey, moutain, road. Any knuckle-head can race in a straight line, but it takes SKILL to race rally style. My entire family (except me) is into drag racing, but none of them and there hopped up V-8's can keep up with me on a back road, and I have a bone stock 2000 GS. BTW, I hope you weren't racing on the street, street drag racing is suicide. Only IDIOTS with a death wish do it. Think before you race, BRAINDEAD!! Mabey next time you decide to street race some lucky county cop will get him a corvette, after he pulls your ignorant butt.

And racing period is stupid dude. Whether it is a backroad or a straight road. Honestly racing on a straight road is safer, but still it racing in general is not safe. Unless you get paid to do it you are not a professional driver.

And racing period is stupid dude. Whether it is a backroad or a straight road. Honestly racing on a straight road is safer, but still it racing in general is not safe. Unless you get paid to do it you are not a professional driver.

I agree that street racing is stupid in all forms. I DO NOT CONDONE STREET RACING. Sorry if my words were takin' outta context. I was simply trying to make a point that the eclipse is by no means a straight line, raw speed car. That's all. I apologize for not making that clear to begin with.

I was simply trying to make a point that the eclipse is by no means a straight line, raw speed car.

i dont know what you are talking about, but my super duper eclipse with the turbo just like in 2F2F can take camaros any day of the week. i just spray my nawzzzz yo, and i can take the biznatch.

i dont know what you are talking about, but my super duper eclipse with the turbo just like in 2F2F can take camaros any day of the week. i just spray my nawzzzz yo, and i can take the biznatch.

:lol: that's great. Got love that nadda turbo they put on the eclipse in 2F2F. Have the exact same setup in my car 2 dawg. :naughty:

I didn't mean to set off anybodys blow off valves here. Why so much defense? I mean damn, i'm just trying to have a little fun here.

you come in here acting the little prick you are. you think youre hot shit in your 30 year old corvette. if youre gonna talk the talk, you need to walk the walk. obviously you cant walk the walk, or else you would have a new corvette.

blow me buddy.

Stop posting all these "I beat this slow car" shit you idiot.

right after your wife.

holy shit.

I seriously didn't mean to act like a prick in here. I didn't think you guys would get this riled up over a little story like this. BTW, I never said it was slow as shit either. And yes, I too did own a honda once too so i'm not going to call any of you ricers.














Ricers :)

ok ok. were not trying to be assholes. But, just listen to how this sounds "Hey! I beat a 4 cylinder with my Corvette!! Isnt that awesome???" i mean come on. no one wants to hear that. we dont care. Go race a Porsche or something then tell us about it.

he cant race a porsche. the porsche wouldnt even give him the time of day.

everyone who posts in this 2000+ forum is well aware that the 3g is not the fastest car. i have two corvettes- a '96 and '68. your 84 is a rock solid PIECE OF SHIT. an 84 isnt even worth mentioning. i'd be embarrased to own one. so dont come here acting like you're hot shit.

now i am done

Hi,

Just wanted to let you guys know i beat the crap out of an eclipse earlier tonight, in my corvette :) btw, the eclipse was turboed :P
Couldn't tell you what sub-model it was though didn't get a good enough look. but it was cotton candy pink all around and ugly as hell.

theres a big difference in saying this ^^^ and saying something like....

"i raced an eclipse tonight in my '84 corvette with 205hp. i beat it pretty badly. i thought the eclipses were faster than that"

you would have come off as less of a dickhead if you would have posted something like that.

and you still havent answered my question.....how did you know it was turboed?

hey guys don't listen to this jack@$$ he's going around all the forums and saying he beat a mirage on a mirage forum. then he says he beat an eclipse on a eclipse forum. this guy just wants attention. To the moderator i plead you to kick this guy out or something.

hey guys don't listen to this jack@$$ he's going around all the forums and saying he beat a mirage on a mirage forum. then he says he beat an eclipse on a eclipse forum. this guy just wants attention. To the moderator i plead you to kick this guy out or something.
lol, that's because i raced them both at the same time.

I've been on these forums for 3 years. What makes you think i'm lying? And btw, yes I did own a honda civic until it was totaled by a drunk driver in his ford explorer, plowed right into my backside at a red light.

lol, that's because i raced them both at the same time.

I've been on these forums for 3 years. What makes you think i'm lying? And btw, yes I did own a honda civic until it was totaled by a drunk driver in his ford explorer, plowed right into my backside at a red light.


Sure ya did!!!!

I'm calling BS. The 84 Corvette came with the crossfire injection system, which was a joke, and probably the WORST injection system in GM history. STOCK the cars were only capable of a 17 second quarter mile. So unless you dropped a new engine with a carb or something, there's no way in hell you could beat a 420a powered Eclipse. You're full of shit and just wanted attention.

:owned:

I'm calling BS. The 84 Corvette came with the crossfire injection system, which was a joke, and probably the WORST injection system in GM history. STOCK the cars were only capable of a 17 second quarter mile. So unless you dropped a new engine with a carb or something, there's no way in hell you could beat a 420a powered Eclipse. You're full of shit and just wanted attention.

sorry dude, but if you notice, this is the 3G forum. the 3G doesnt come with the 420a. its either 4G64 or 6G72. im betting that he ran a 4G64 auto that has a whooping 107whp dyno proven.


obviously this dude is lying. ive already asked this question twice but he seems to be avoiding it....HOW DO YOU KNOW THE ECLIPSE WAS TURBOED?

sorry dude, but if you notice, this is the 3G forum. the 3G doesnt come with the 420a. its either 4G64 or 6G72. im betting that he ran a 4G64 auto that has a whooping 107whp dyno proven.


I was speaking hypothetically...

hypothetically?

and the 420a is no great motor by any means.

hypothetically?

and the 420a is no great motor by any means.
That's what he's getting at. He was being sarcastic.

Well i know which forum i wont be bothering with any more......

Hi,

Just wanted to let you guys know i beat the crap out of an eclipse earlier tonight, in my corvette :) btw, the eclipse was turboed :P
Couldn't tell you what sub-model it was though didn't get a good enough look. but it was cotton candy pink all around and ugly as hell.
REALLY!? OMG You are like the FIRST person EVER to beat an ECLIPSE!!!! Wow, seriously. Wow, you should commend yourself. I don't know if anyone with a V8 has ever beat an eclipse before you





















:rolleyes:

Seriously man, here's what I'm going to put on the table for you: Don't come into a forum and start parading yourself around like you're the shit. You're not. You never were and never will be. You're just another asshole on the internet trying to show off on a site where to us you're just another Mr. Nobody from shit-town USA. These guys are here to enjoy this forum, and when people such as yourself come in and act like they are better it just creates headaches.

That leads me to say the following: Should you do anything else such as this? You know, going into other forums and pretty much putting other peoples cars down because it's not what you consider "good enough"? Your posting privilages will be removed permanently.

Short version: Don't go into another forum and start shit. Period.

Closed.