Death Bed Confession

Jake was dying.
His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.
She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her praying roused him from his slumber;
He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.
"Becky my darling" he whispered.
"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."
He was insistent.
"Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must
confess."
There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky,
"Everything's all right, go to sleep."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister, your best friend,her best friend, and your mother!" "I know, sweetheart," whispered Becky, "let the poison work."
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Meh...

^:lol: Judging by your response, I should've been poisoned for that joke! :lol:

^:lol: Judging by your response, I should've been poisoned for that joke! :lol:

Yep :iceslolan

Yaay!! tonio is back with more bad jokes :icon16:

Funny...but I think Michael Knight and Arnold in the same picture is halarious..I give it two thumbs up.

Hey, it was pretty good I thought.

hahaha not bad...

The responses were funnier than the joke.

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Please return to whatever rock you were hiding under. That is all. :)

The responses were funnier than the joke.

Which means I've done my job :icon16:

Lol

I thaught it was funny. He got what he deserved lol

it was clever, just not...........funny:)