Valiant Effort

I met her at the CIVIC. I'd been HOLDEN up the bar all night and as she walked in, I looked her ROVER.
She looked FAMILLIA, but she was just a MIRAGE.
She came up on her own ACCORD. I said AUDI, and told her to take a SEAT.
She said i looked quite GALANT, so i told her i was a EXECUTIVE but i was just being CALSIS.
She looked quite nice in her MINI and said her name was SYLVIA.
I'd drunk a few CORONAS and tried to IMPREZA.
She told me not to PORSCHE it when i said i wanted to LANCER.
Turns out she was an ESCORT, someone who CHARGERS.
I said i cant a FORD an ESCORT.
She told me not to DODGE the issue, you dont know what your NISSAN.
So i paid, took her back to my HQ and rode her like a BRONCO. I was an absolute LEGEND !!!
Later when there was a PRELUDE, I got some tucker from my LADA.
Wish i'd worn a condom though, because i left her with a little LEGACY, a little BAMBINO
:D :D :D

Today there are so many contraceptives available, like pulling out!:D

:D ...lmao.....look what happens when you have nothing to do

Originally posted by primera man
:D ...lmao.....look what happens when you have nothing to do

and there's nothing on cable to watch!:D :D

YOU should be working and not wasteing company time :devil: :devil:

Waste away. We need more slackers in this world ;)

That is funny. LOL.
Mustve been a slow day at the yard huh?

Originally posted by Moppie
That is funny. LOL.
Mustve been a slow day at the yard huh?

how did you know :confused: :confused: ..lol

I know EVERYTHING!

:alien: :alien:

Originally posted by primera man
YOU should be working and not wasteing company time :devil: :devil:

Part of the learning process is learning to waste company time. I kinda like it. I'm on the computer for 8 hours of the day, eat lunch, chill, then leave at 5. I love this country