Tyson again
pnoiSR20
07-20-2005, 12:28 AM
I saw this on Pardon The Interruption on ESPN. Supposedly, Iron Mike Tyson is getting back in the spotlight but not in boxing folks. No, no. But he is said to want to be in porn. WTF!!! :eek7: This is like the funniest shit I heard all day. :grinyes: :grinno: :iceslolan I mean come on! Tyson in a porno. Just hope he keeps his biting to himself...if you know what im talking about!!! HOOTERS!!!!!!
sidewayzS13
07-20-2005, 01:02 AM
porno w/ a boxing story line. i bet its gay porn. swigz didnt u say u wanted to co star?
since he shares the bootom bunk w/ another guy
du du du
hear comes the wrath of his ban stick
since he shares the bootom bunk w/ another guy
du du du
hear comes the wrath of his ban stick
sivic02
07-20-2005, 03:22 AM
*scratches head* something just doesnt seem right about mike tyson in a porn....cant you just hear his whiney childish voice now "Oh baby, yeah *CHOMP*"
CivRacer95
07-20-2005, 04:43 AM
*scratches head* something just doesnt seem right about mike tyson in a porn....cant you just hear his whiney childish voice now "Oh baby, yeah *CHOMP*"
*has bad mental image*
You just ruined my life...
*has bad mental image*
You just ruined my life...
-Josh-
07-20-2005, 09:17 AM
porno w/ a boxing story line. i bet its gay porn. swigz didnt u say u wanted to co star?
since he shares the bootom bunk w/ another guy
du du du
hear comes the wrath of his ban stick
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
since he shares the bootom bunk w/ another guy
du du du
hear comes the wrath of his ban stick
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
fredjacksonsan
07-20-2005, 10:44 AM
I'm not surprised. I wonder if his equipment is as small and whiney as his voice? :lol2:
CivRacer95
07-20-2005, 10:53 AM
I'm not surprised. I wonder if his equipment is as small and whiney as his voice? :lol2:
Ask Josh, he should know :gay:
:grinno: Just kidding, just kidding!
Ask Josh, he should know :gay:
:grinno: Just kidding, just kidding!
flatlander757
07-20-2005, 10:59 AM
::squeaky/whiney voice::
"I will beat your little cracker ass if you dont bend over!"
"I will beat your little cracker ass if you dont bend over!"
pnoiSR20
07-20-2005, 11:00 AM
lol.....this is some funny shit talking bout Tyson. I can imagine his whiney voice while f***ing a girl.
JackGivens
07-20-2005, 11:19 AM
Are you serious? This may be the most ridiculous thing I'ev ever heard.
thecackster
07-20-2005, 01:40 PM
WOW....I think I am scared for life
pnoiSR20
07-20-2005, 01:59 PM
Yes im serious. I saw this shit on PTI on ESPN. I dont know if he is serious or he's just joking. Hey...that guy needs money.
TexasF355F1
07-20-2005, 05:35 PM
Is he even smart enough to do porn?
illegal_eagle187
07-20-2005, 05:48 PM
thats pretty weird, but not as weird as lil jon's porno he has goin on.......now thats freaky imagine watching that and just hearing him say..YEEEAH!, or OKAY, WHAT
ec437
07-20-2005, 06:06 PM
Is he even smart enough to do porn?
you have to be smart to do p0rn?
you have to be smart to do p0rn?
Muscletang
07-20-2005, 06:30 PM
you have to be smart to do p0rn?
Oh yeah! Have you every tried to follow the story-line to a porn? It'll make your head spin trying to figure everything out.
Oh yeah! Have you every tried to follow the story-line to a porn? It'll make your head spin trying to figure everything out.
TexasF355F1
07-20-2005, 06:52 PM
you have to be smart to do p0rn?
He might forget his lines.... :lol2:
He might forget his lines.... :lol2:
ec437
07-20-2005, 06:58 PM
He might forget his lines.... :lol2:
that's alright, he can just grunt and point to the beer, and she'll start pleasuring herself with the bottle on the way back over :grinno:
that's alright, he can just grunt and point to the beer, and she'll start pleasuring herself with the bottle on the way back over :grinno:
jon@af
07-20-2005, 09:40 PM
*scratches head* something just doesnt seem right about mike tyson in a porn....cant you just hear his whiney childish voice now "Oh baby, yeah *CHOMP*"
Actually, what I said was "Joel usually sleeps on the futon and I stay in the bunk bed." :wink:. Sorry to disappoint the gay fantasy you had in mind:lol2:.
Actually, what I said was "Joel usually sleeps on the futon and I stay in the bunk bed." :wink:. Sorry to disappoint the gay fantasy you had in mind:lol2:.
illegal_eagle187
07-20-2005, 09:44 PM
u dont have to be smart to do porn lol u just got to at least know what ur doin
CivRacer95
07-20-2005, 09:48 PM
u dont have to be smart to do porn lol u just got to at least know what ur doin
There's plenty of Physics involved with porn. I studied advanced physics for a while, and applied that to sexual intercourse. The right thrust, force, push, pull. Everything is caculated perfectly. Now, I have mastered the art of sex :smokin:.
:grinno: OK, not really. But hey, I'm sure some Physics nerd has.
There's plenty of Physics involved with porn. I studied advanced physics for a while, and applied that to sexual intercourse. The right thrust, force, push, pull. Everything is caculated perfectly. Now, I have mastered the art of sex :smokin:.
:grinno: OK, not really. But hey, I'm sure some Physics nerd has.
Muscletang
07-20-2005, 09:57 PM
I'm sure some Physics nerd has.
Too bad he just can't test his theory.
Too bad he just can't test his theory.
illegal_eagle187
07-20-2005, 10:04 PM
lol he can test it out with his hand or a blow up doll
KustmAce
07-20-2005, 11:31 PM
This thread ROCKS!
My favorite part was talking about how gay Swigz is.
My favorite part was talking about how gay Swigz is.
Rally Sport
07-21-2005, 12:14 AM
Heh before you know it there will be a new porn category
Ear biting porn
"Hot babes getting their ears bitten while doing it doggystyle!"
Ear biting porn
"Hot babes getting their ears bitten while doing it doggystyle!"
Jm93
07-21-2005, 12:27 AM
sounds kinky
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