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YogsVR4
07-21-2001, 12:50 AM
Top 10 Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe
10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun".
9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millennium falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7. One word: lightsabers.
6. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
5. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
4. Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
3. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
2. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave I".
1. Picard pilots Enterprise thorough asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
10. In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on "stun".
9. The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp. The Millennium falcon does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.
8. After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable. After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.
7. One word: lightsabers.
6. Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.
5. The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.
4. Luke Skywalker not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.
3. Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.
2. The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named "Slave I".
1. Picard pilots Enterprise thorough asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.
primera man
07-21-2001, 04:39 AM
:D :D :D VERY GOOD DUDE :D :D
MBTN
07-22-2001, 01:41 PM
LOL! Star Wars rules!
11. The Death Star can blow up what ever the Imperials want.
12. Chewbacca would beat the crap out of everyone.
13. The Emperor could strike everyone with lighting
14. A blast from the ion cannon can disable the Enterprise.
:D
11. The Death Star can blow up what ever the Imperials want.
12. Chewbacca would beat the crap out of everyone.
13. The Emperor could strike everyone with lighting
14. A blast from the ion cannon can disable the Enterprise.
:D
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