Jail club

thought this would be fun to see, how many of you have ever been to jail? For a one nighter to your in jail now cause you killed your wife. Also include why you got in jail, and dont worry, we know. . .your innocent.

I spent one night in jail, on my 18th bday. Man what a horrid B day. it all started in the day, i figured hey im 18, time to have a hotel party for my bday. SO i had the party, everything was going great till some underclassmen wanted to come. Why do they always show up to upper classmens parties? Anways i told them to get lost and they didnt like that. So as soon as i close the door, one of them whips a glass bottle at the door and takes of running. So later that night most of the people has gone home, just me and 3 of my buddies. We learn who threw the bottle and its about 4 AM. So were like shit, lets get em, were drunk i got my car, lets go. We buy some eggs, egg the kids house pretty good. And as were driving to Kroger to get some food i notice a cop follow me with his lights off. I think oh shit and try and drive away. Nope he pulls me over. Long story short i got arrested for blowing a .08. Spent the night ALONE in a jail cell. Did a bunch of community service and probation. 3 years later my insurance has finally dropped.

Anyone else been?

Surprisingly no with my record. However i do know a member on here who probably has lost track of how many times they have. :lol:

None yet...

Yes I was in jail for posession of marijuana and intend to deal. Sucked big time..This was back about 8 years ago.

I've had some stupid shit happen to me... the worst was almost getting charged with accesory to murder. That was just bad luck. One of my good friends was pissed off cause this guy was always hitting on his girlfriend. So he wanted to knock him around a bit so he leaves his girl alone. We were chillin with some people and we found out where he was, so I drove him to scare the guy a bit. My friend walked up to him, pushed him against the wall, talked some shit, and then gave him ONE solid punch to the head. Guys head hit the wall and he fell over, we went back to the car and started driving away, I looked back and saw him stumble across the street and fall down. We were like whatever laughing that he got knocked out by one punch. Couple hours later, one of my friends calls an says that he went by that area and there was mad cops everywhere. We were thinkin wtf, then an hour later I dropped my friend off who did it at his house. And i'm drivin home with the other 2 people that were there, when we get pulled over. I guess somebody saw what happened, there was a witness who gave a discription of my car. We got taken down to the station, interrogated and all that. They told us we were being charged for murder, I was just like what the fuck, thinking in my head my boy only hit the guy one time, how could he be dead. Apparantly when his head hit the wall it messed something up. The cops were fucked they were stepping on my feet, slapping me in the back of the head. Talking so much shit about how I'm going away for a looong time and bullshit like that. But I'm so proud of myself, that under all that pressure I didnt give my friend up, I think rats are the worst of the worst people. Plus in the back of my head i remembered that the cop said there was a witness who described my car. So if they saw what happened they'd know I didnt do anything. So i just kept asking for my lawyer and basically didnt say anything.

Anyway... my friend turned himself in after a couple weeks. I spent a couple months in prison, then got out on house arrest until the trial and they dropped my charges at the trial. So after the trial I didnt even get probation or nothing, dropped charges. So everything turned out ok

I've been busted with a couple other things, had a bunch of one nighters. But one story like that is enough lol I dont want to get into any others. Thankfully I only got busted with drugs when i was under 18, I was 17 with a 1/2 Oz. of coke. And when you're in Canada and you're under 18 the laws are joke. So right now, I'm 20 and I dont have any record haha Worked the system like a champion. I've smartened up since then.

And the worst thing in jail is that got damn weekend rule. I know anybody who has been arrested on a Friday night knows what i'm talkin about lol That shit is a pain in the ass

When I was younger I fit the full descriptiuon Young dumb ad full of it. Long stroy short, I hit this guy over something really stupid, a girl of all things, Went from one assault charge to battery possesion of cds, possesion of a weapon blah blah blah. Did 4 months in "juvenile" detention and then another 4 months going to rehab as it was the drugsa i was doing causing me to be so reckless. 20 now clean as a whislte as far as a record goes and I plan on staying that way.

nah, I don't do drugs and I only drink/smoke in europe :lol2:

Never. Don't plan to either.

Lets just say, I have spent quite a few nights and a couple weekends (b/c there's no judge around on saturday or sunday usually) for things that I would rather not discuss...Assult was among the charges

hmmm was that sexual assault?

TS out

Once when I was drinking with some friends we decided to order some pizza. We were in an apartment on an upper floor and when the delivery guy showed up a couple of my friends decided to go down to his truck to get "free" pizza. The pizza dude caught 'em, fighting commenced, police were called and they were arrested. I had actually left the area but like a dope I came back and was identified as "one of them" by other tenants. The cops got mad because I slipped my cuffed hands from the back to the front. We got out that night, but had to pay for a lawyer and all damages. That was a long time ago, I never got in trouble again!

Hay Gotti how much did your deal cost you? You must have had a lawyer.

I feel sorry for your friend. I'd hate to know I killed someone like that.

No time for me. The most trouble I've got in from the cops is "vandalism"

The only time I actually had to stay over night was when me and a friend got caught driving around dirt roads drunk stealing road signs. We were freaking wasted, I was driving my old truck which had a habbit of popping out of park if the truck was running. So we are out of the truck about to take a sign down when we see a car coming down the road, then we notice my truck is going backwards by itself. So by the time the car is close to us we are just now jumping into the truck and i have it in drive and slam on the gas....but my friend was only halfway in the truck and goes tumbling out of the door. So I stop again, he gets in, we go about 10ft then come to find out the car that was going down the road has these crazy blue lights on it. The best part about it was I was only 18 at the time, didnt get a DUI (but got theft by taking instead), and the alcohol we had in my truck was still there when i got it from the towing place the next day....so me and my friend got wasted. 1 year probation, 80 hours of community service (which I actually paid off the guy up there for about half of my hours :) ) And about $3000 in fines, its finally off my record and no one will ever know about it....damn...

Thats the only main one I have had to deal with. Other ones I got out that same day because of my friends dad who works at the sheriffs dept.

Ive been to jail 2 times but never stayed over night. The 2 times i went were for assualt and I got both charges dropped because they didnt want to press charges if i didnt. Ive been lucky so far ive been into alot of fights and never once stayed over night. The one time i did almost stay was because he pulled out a bat and hit me in the head with it and i hit him in the throught(sp). he went down and i just kept kneeing him over and over in the face I broke his nose and knocked out half his teeth. I only got off because he hit me with a bat the only thing i had to do was get 18 stitches in my scalp didnt even hurt until a few days later.

Lets just say, I have spent quite a few nights and a couple weekends (b/c there's no judge around on saturday or sunday usually) for things that I would rather not discuss...Assult was among the charges

If we guess the charge will you tell us?



Anyway, nope, I've never been thrown in jail.
I don't get caught like you guys :)

ive been arrested for fighting when i was 17 but it was a written arrest. and i got a MIP when i was 19 once again a written arrest and mandatory court appearence that sucked cause it happend 7 hours from where i live so long drive to court $700 later i have a clean record

yep im only 17 been in jail twice.....overnighter in a city jail till my dad comes and gets me out lol Attempted 2nd Degree Burglary, and 3 months in Kiddie Jail lol for 4th Degree Arson, and Criminal Mischief lol but my dads friend just got out of prison (16 years) for attempted murder lol

If we guess the charge will you tell us?



Anyway, nope, I've never been thrown in jail.
I don't get caught like you guys :)
:werd:

If we guess the charge will you tell us?
IF you guess, I will tell you

Four nights in a stupid detention center for setting a raccoon on fire on our football coach's front sidewalk. Dickhead cop was the one pressing the charges on me, and I gave him the names of others that were with me but they didn't get anything. Now I have to pay just a little under 400 bucks and Reckless Use of Fire is on my record, truthfully I could give a shit less now. The lawyers, attorneys, judge, and just about everybody else thought it was just plain stupid that I was getting charged for it like this but meh, stupid po.

my friend fits in to all of the above.
he did over nighters when we was about 16
jail 17
prision at 19
fugitive at 19 (hid under a bridge for 2 months)
prison 19-21
i thought this would entertain you guys for a while

Wow! Entertaining Post above me!

my friend fits in to all of the above.
he did over nighters when we was about 16
jail 17
prision at 19
fugitive at 19 (hid under a bridge for 2 months)
prison 19-21
i thought this would entertain you guys for a while

well it would be more entertaining if we knwe what he did

Damn, you guys are crazy.

We got Saturday court sessions here in Oz, they're the most entertaining ones cos yeah, it's all the drunks from friday night, funny as hell stories. So when you have to go to court as part of an assignment, what better place to be.

nope never been and never will. :biggrin:




I'm to slick.....:icon16:...




not intended for prison guys :uhoh:

Did one night...not fun at all

Never got into much trouble myself, but I did spend 6 hours in jail once for being in the right place at the wrong time. I had just turned 18 and a few of my buddies and I were setting at a parking lot across from a bar watching a fight between a couple of drunks when the cops sowed up. They were arresting the drunks and one of my buddies and I were fake fighting (you know, where you swing at someone and just miss but slap your chest WWE style) and it sounded pretty loud. My buddy hit the ground holding his head and one of the cops saw it. He thought I really hit him and came running over and grabbed me. He threw me against my truck and cuffed me while my buddy was trying to tell him it was fake. The jackass cop walked me to the car and took me to jail for battery even though my buddy had no marks and said nothing happend. After they finger printed me and I was in the holding cell the Sherriff came in and turned me lose. With their deepest apologies.

None so far... Sometimes in order to get caugh by the cops around by me you either...

A. Have to be pretty damn stupid...
B. Have to be piss drunk off your ass...

IF you guess, I will tell you

Ok, was it...

Arson
Assault
Assault and Battery
Bribery
Burglary
Domestic Violence
Driving Under the Influence
Driving Under 21 After Having Consumed Alcohol
Driving With License Suspended
Drug Offenses
Embezzlement
False Statements
Fraud
Harassment
Homicide
Kidnapping
Malicious Mischief
Manslaughter
Murder
Negligent Driving First Degree
Perjury
Physical Control of Vehicle Under the Influence
Prostitution
Rape
Reckless Driving
Reckless Endangerment
Robbery
Sexual Battery
Sex Offenses
Stalking
Theft
Trespass
Vehicular Assault
Vehicular Homicide
VUCSA
White Collar Crime

Did I guess it?

hahaha, I guess that covers them all.

Ok Angel Fess up.

TS out

Right now I'm on 1 year probation, 9 days comm. service, ARD classes-Had to pay $3000-Charged with trans. of alcohol(one empty can) poss. of marijuana(3 nicks)conceiled(sp)weapons(butterfly knife/hatchit/bat)poss. of instroments of crime(ski mask/slimjim etc..)I think the only charge that sticked is the weed. Can explain why I had all that shit. spent a few nights in county and missed the superbowl(showed up with my fuckin eagles shirt on)

I dont know why they complained about you having a slim jim, that spicy beefy taste doesnt seem harmful to me! :icon16:

Haven't been caught yet!

Hmm Angel hasn't replied to my guesses. I wonder what happened? :dunno:

Hay Gotti how much did your deal cost you? You must have had a lawyer.

I feel sorry for your friend. I'd hate to know I killed someone like that.


Whenever i got charged for shit before i always had free legal aid. But that time after sitting in my cell in prison for over a month I decided this is serious enough that I need to pay a lawyer. Good thing I did, and it wasnt too bad, paid around $3000.

And yeah it sucks for him, cause that could have happened to anybody. Its just bad luck. Honestly I really dont think it bothers him that much tho. He's a crazy Jamaican dude :screwy:


Dickhead cop was the one pressing the charges on me, and I gave him the names of others that were with me but they didn't get anything.


Thats what you get for ratting people out. Nice loyalty

LOL I just remembered I got in a load of trouble with the cops and my parents because I went aroudn with a few of my friends stealin cronnies off cars. Thinking of it now gave me a big laugh because I said all my freinds were my other friends cousin and I had no idea who they were.

I love stealing the lawn nomes! One of em was cemented to the ground so I could nor 3 other people could get it to budge an the spot light went on an we all ran from this old man with a bat. Such great times.

Arson (it was an accident, promise)
Assault (more times than I remember)
Driving Under the Influence
Driving Under 21 After Having Consumed Alcohol
Driving With License Suspended
Harassment
Kidnapping (this was a joke...it was a scavanger hunt.)
Malicious Mischief
Physical Control of Vehicle Under the Influence(maybe...I might not understand this one completely)
Reckless Driving
Reckless Endangerment
Trespass


VUCSA
White Collar Crime


I'm not sure what those last 2 were but here ya go...thats my list
Any questions? PM me

dont piss her off. cause if you do she will drink a lot drive to your house assult you, burn your house down and then when your homeless she will harass you daily all after she has kidnapped your child

lots of close calls here, but thanks to swift feet and the gift of gab, ive been able to avoid jail time so far.

the almosts have mainly been "disturbing the peace" type things at protests and demonstrations. lots of civil disobedience.

cant say ive ever been part of a protest. come to think about it ive never seen a protest happening in person

Arson (it was an accident, promise)
Assault (more times than I remember)
Driving Under the Influence
Driving Under 21 After Having Consumed Alcohol
Driving With License Suspended
Harassment
Kidnapping (this was a joke...it was a scavanger hunt.)
Malicious Mischief
Physical Control of Vehicle Under the Influence(maybe...I might not understand this one completely)
Reckless Driving
Reckless Endangerment
Trespass



Holy SHit! Naughty Girl! :iceslolan

The only times I've been in jail were for my Drunk driving stunts. I did an overnighter for my first D Dub, a second one for my second D Dub, then 20 days in General for the second DWI.
Hanging out with G's and Vice Lords = fun.
Having to listen to stupid meth heads rant = not fun.
The food was actually pretty good, except for the Turkey Sandwich surprise. Oh yeah, I was put on 24 hour lockdown for having extra pillow. WTF?

Karl

Arson (it was an accident, promise)
Assault (more times than I remember)
Driving Under the Influence
Driving Under 21 After Having Consumed Alcohol
Driving With License Suspended
Harassment
Kidnapping (this was a joke...it was a scavanger hunt.)
Malicious Mischief
Physical Control of Vehicle Under the Influence(maybe...I might not understand this one completely)
Reckless Driving
Reckless Endangerment
Trespass


VUCSA
White Collar Crime


I'm not sure what those last 2 were but here ya go...thats my list
Any questions? PM me


:lol2: Thats a record....

sexy angel, i am impressed, frightened and intimidated but impressed.

My arrest sucked. It was my friends B-day and we all went out partying. About 4am we all headed back to his place. At the time he was still living at home but this was one dysfunctional family, so a group of people heading back to his place at 4am to begin the after party wasn't anything unusal.

As it turns out his mom is a bitch. She was waiting for him as he came home. They started fighting. I went in his sisters room and waited for them to cool down. All the sudden it got quiet and I went to the kitchen. Thats when I noticed about 6 cops beating the shit outta my friend. Apparently his mother called the cops and told them he was beating her.

So like the drunk bastard I was I wanted to help my friend from getting his ass kicked, cops or no cops. Now I didn't attack the cops I just tried to get them off him. Well in my drunkenness I didn't prevail. Next thing I knew I was on the ground hand cuffed.

One cop walked me to his car and the other 5 carried my friend to another car. I think his sister got arrested with us as well. Don't remember what part she played in all this. We all were taken to jail and spent the night in seperate cells. Did I mention this was during winter and the jail cells had no heat at all? Yeah I was freezing my ass off. Once morning came we were shipped off to county where we found ourselves once again in a jail cell while we waited to see the judge. Best part about that was my friend was arrested wearing nothing but a T-shirt and boxers.

Try explaining yourself to a judge wearing only that.

sorry ill add in the details from my previous post


my friend fits in to all of the above.

he did over nighters when we was about 16 possession of maryJ (dont' know the others)

jail 17 driving with out a liscence, and possession of weed

prision at 18 breaking in a pawn shop and stealing jewerly

fugitive at 18 (hid under a bridge for 2 months)

prison 19-21 stealing illegal fire arms and shooting up a school and chuch (durning the middle of the night)


hes now out of prison.

Some people are just fucking stupid...

No time spent, almost did, but nope.. Just some tickets, if you're interested..

I got a ticket for sexual harassement, I like TOUCHED a girl's ass, not even a grab, got a ticket. Pissed me off, I got a ticket for barely touching a girl's ass.. should've grabbed, :lol:

Another for breaking a van's window..

Another for curfew, one for speeding and thats basicly it.

Try explaining yourself to a judge wearing only that.


Im sure the judges are used to seeing crazy stuff all the time. :lol:

No time spent, almost did, but nope.. Just some tickets, if you're interested..

I got a ticket for sexual harassement, I like TOUCHED a girl's ass, not even a grab, got a ticket. Pissed me off, I got a ticket for barely touching a girl's ass.. should've grabbed, :lol:

Another for breaking a van's window..

Another for curfew, one for speeding and thats basicly it.


You froteurist!!

:lol:
I am not! But I think that since I got the ticket for barely touching her, might of as well as had grabbed.. grabbed both for the hell of it since its the same punishment, might as well as try to get something out of it.

selling and growing dope 1 month and then a tracking boot theng for six months with a cerfeu

selling and growing dope 1 month and then a tracking boot theng for six months with a cerfeu
Where did you go wrong? Grow it, smoke it, sell it?

Where did you go wrong? Grow it, smoke it, sell it?


Oz just doesn't want to make the same mistakes as you....it's called field research.. :icon16:

:lol2:

Driving on a suspended license gets you jail time in Virginia. Didn't know any better at age 16, when I drove a drunk buddy's car -- with taillights out. One day in jail.

Spent 1 hour in jail in North Carolina, for speeding 70 in a 55. That's right, in NC you go to jail for speeding 15 or more over and in excess of 55.

Over the years I've had enough cops ask me if I've ever spent a night in jail... that was often my signal to stop the drunken babbling. A few cops have tried to lie to me saying I'm going to jail because my friend was getting busted, but no I've never been close to being arrested.

And its a great feeling! Being in the middle of a raid or bust, or some scrumb thats broken out that the cops have crashed... having the cops go through everyone and up to you and being able to look the cops back in the eye and say, "ya, I'm pretty dusted... but I didn't do shit and I ain't got nothin on me."

Personally I've got no sympathy for people who've been busted for possession. There's so many things you can do to avoid that.

Yea.. like not doing it at all.