I had a gay stalker today

Today was going to be another lazy day around the house, but I looked outside and it was absolutely gorgeous out, for the first time in quite a while. So, I decided to go for a drive, and whilst driving, decided to stop in at a few parks.

Everything is great. I was merrily walking through a beautiful park on a beautiful day, and a good looking girl with a big, playful dog just gave me a smile. Even better, I'd just come across the toilets - I'd been needing to go quite badly. I walk in, and there's this middle-aged guy in there, who looked over at me as I was walking in. So, as standard protocol, I give him half of a "hey, sorry, I'll just be going down to the other end of the bathroom right now" nod, then proceed to go down to the other end of the bathroom. I get to the sink just as he's finishing washing his hands, and then I wash my hands - still nothing unusual. However, he strangely waited for me to leave the bathroom first - a little odd, but I thought little of it.

I continued on up the walkway, and he was behind me. Still nothing unusual, he's just out for a walk around the park as well, I presumed. I got to a lookout point and stopped to take in the wonderful view - that's when I noticed he stopped a few metres back and was staring at me... :uhoh:

I continued along the walkway, with him resuming the following. Got to an old lighthouse-keeper's cottage, and I noticed there was a little storyboard about it. So, I figured, I'll stop here and read this (even though I didn't care about it) and hopefully he'll just pass on by. Pass on by he did, but then I saw out of the corner of my eye that he'd just walked down to a sort of vista point and stopped there - regular behaviour for someone who wants to take in the view. I stand around, slowly reading the storyboard, hoping he'll be on his way soon, but when I finished reading, I swung around and noticed he wasn't taking in the view of the harbour, he was still staring straight at me. NOW I'm freaked out. :eek7:

I start back the way I came, around the cottage, and I noticed from the corner of my eye, he took up following me again. I quickly stepped out of his line of sight and dashed around the back of the building, and up a secondary path - lost him. Phew. Not risking stopping again, I continued on up this path (which turned out to be a shortcut to a further point along the walkway), then swung back down the walkway back towards the cottage. I slowly peeked around the bushes to make sure he wasn't still there, and the coast was clear. By now I'd given up enjoying the park, I just wanted to beeline back to the car and leave. So, I start heading back the walkway - only the one way back - and after a couple hundred metres, he's standing at some lookout point, once again staring at me. I purposefully walk on past without giving him a glance, but I can hear he's started to follow me again.

I continue on backtracking on the walkway, past the bathrooms, until I get back to sort of a main courtyard area, and thank heavens, the chick with the dog is still there. I strolled up and muttered "pretend you know me", then sat down beside her and started to pet the dog while we had a bit of small talk. Unbelievably, it worked! The guy stopped looking at me and started walking back towards the bathrooms. When he was gone I thanked the girl and told her why I'd just done that - she seemed a bit surprised about my predicament, but was very understanding and said she was glad she could help. :)

Made it back to my car, and from there, to home, just fine. I just laugh about it now but man I was freaked out! I'm never going back to that park again! :lol2:

Did you get the girls number?

Did you get the girls number?

Haha I knew that would be the first question to answer....

I'm ashamed to say, no, and that I wish I had, but I couldn't think about anything but getting out of that park as fast as possible!

Another missed opportunity... :(

did you get the gay stalkers number?

did you get the gay stalkers number?

Ha. No. :lol2:

Welcome to Sydney.




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Welcome to Sydney.




:D

...Been to Kings Cross yet? :icon16:

Ah yes, the gay capital of the world :gay:

No, Chatauqua NY is definitly the gay park capital of the world.

http://www.chautauqua-inst.org/

No, Chatauqua NY is definitly the gay park capital of the world.

http://www.chautauqua-inst.org/lmfao I live in chautauqua county. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

"pretend you know me"....lol

lmfao I live in chautauqua county. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

sucks for you :icon16:

LMAO why didnt you say something to him? I would of atleast said "why the F are you following me man?"

And I cant believe you didnt get the girls number lol That was a perfect opportunity, if she went along with "pretend you know me" You could of got the number for SURE lol

so you just left this girl in a park, where you already know a stalker exisits? this is the saddest of sad missed opportunities.

my head hangs in shame for thee. :disappoin

Did you get the girls number?
did you get the gay stalkers number?
What about the dog?


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This story is so wrong is so many ways. :lol:

You set yourself up Heep. Park bathrooms are the number one place gay guys cruise (I wouldn't know, I heard it from ______) You fill in the blank. :lol:

First, you nod at him in the bathroom, never, I repeat never do eye contact with another guy in a bathroom. If you do its likesaying, come on big guy follow me for fun times. :lol:

As for the "pretend you know me" comment to the girl, I guess Australian girls are different, here in the states, a total stranger comes up and sits next to a girl on a bench in a park and tells her "pretend you know me" is signs of a pervert or a killer, and the girl would sic their dog on you like flies on crap. :cwm27:

Oh btw Heep, look out your window, your friend the stalker, hes back.

TS out (sending Heep some mace)

just because of you im not going to read the rest of this thread

im scared

Should I be laughing from this or what?

should have got her # she saved your virgin ass. and im w/ TS you never make eye contact in the bathroom that like rule #1 of bathroom manners. you shuold go back to that park same time tommorrow and see if your boyfriend is there waiting for you

you should go back to that park same time tommorrow and see if your boyfriend is there waiting for you

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

Better yet see if he's standing outside of his house.

1. The name for a park like that in Sydney is a Beat. There are several famous ones around. Wouldn't you like to know which ones? :evillol:

2. Can't. Believe. You. Didn't. Get. Her. Number.

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I'm sure I did set myself up but through no intent - park bathroom or not, I needed to go. Came around the corner looking for the urinals and unintentionally made eye contact with the guy. Didn't say anything to him as I just wanted to get as far away from him as I could!

As well, I hang my own head in shame about my missed opportunity, but as previously mentioned, all I could think about was getting the hell out of that park as fast as humanly possible.

She was only 6 or 7/10 anyways.

Oh, and Muscletang, feel free to laugh - I am now with hindsight :)

I'd get a gun license just in case.....:p

:lol:

So in the end you missed two perfect opertunities to get laid, and a chance to play with a dog.

So in the end you missed two perfect opertunities to get laid, and a chance to play with a dog.
hahah yea i guess it was hard for him to concentrate on the girl since he was thinking about getting it w/ the gay dude

So in the end you missed two perfect opertunities to get laid, and a chance to play with a dog.

You know my stance on pre-marital sex ;)

Enough about the girl. She wasn't the point of the story, I wasn't looking to get laid or get a girlfriend, and I was just trying to get out of a traumatic situation.

:lol2: I can't believe you closed this.

It got off topic :thefinger

I'd rather put it all behind me :uhoh:

Not even sure why I posted it...

It got off topic :thefinger

I'd rather put it all behind me :uhoh:

Not even sure why I posted it...
Because it's the first time we crossed paths after knowing each other online, silly.






I mean, yeah put the memories of that evil evil man behind you.

Because it's the first time we crossed paths after knowing each other online, silly.

:lol2:

Actually I thought about why I closed it - when it's one of those extremely rare moments when I really need a bit of sympathy, and mostly all I get is people telling me what a loser I am for not picking up a girl I had no intention of getting together with, and people even daring suggest I actually wanted a gay stalker or partner, I'd rather not leave it open to more. :(

Now can we please keep it closed?