Little Harry...

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of
Her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry
answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms.
Brooks she would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of
his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She
agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him
and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd
grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry
can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me
ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a
cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment:
"Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why she would ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop
the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that
means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put
Harry
in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong!!!”
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Lol

"Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."

:lol: :lol2: :lol:

-Jimmy

Nice....

funny

haha

good one

Can you introduce me to Ms. Brooks? :naughty:

:lol: Really funny punch line.

LOL that's pretty good.

wtf was that kids problem? I got all of them right.........

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I wouldnt call it delicious or thin...ya know, the coconut.

I remember when it was just a forward goin' around without the story.

Ms. Brooks:biggrin2:Harry