Special Parking

We've all seen it. Drivers who think they have special parking privileges. They will park right by the stores front door and just sit there even when there's a "NO PARKING FIRE LANE" sign right beside them. If your dropping someone off ok. Let them out and move out of every ones way. The worst offenders will even get out of their vehicle and leave it there! Why? Because they're special!

aww, you poor thing. Don't you wish you could park there too you poor little baby? oochie coochie cooo.... dessaaa boobbbaaaa bobbaaaa.... aww there you go, smile.

Who cares dude. I know I really don't care. The only reason it affects me is because I get jealous. I wish I could park there and get away with it. But I'm too afraid. Get over it.

Let the air out of their tires.

or let mr. key meet mr. door if your balls are bigger than your brain :D

when i see people who do that i walk up to them and ask them to move nicely and if they dont i get on my phone and get the towing company there within 5 minutes :lol2:

Grocery stores, worst fuckin place for that shit. When I was a bagger if someone was in the car I would tell them to move it or I was going to call a towing company, if no one is in it I got on the intercom and told them their car was being towed. I once had someone bitch at me for telling them their car was going to be towed, she left it and went back inside...she also got a stack of shopping carts laid on their sides neatly surrounding her new lexus. After yelling for about 10 minutes and having no one pay attention to her she finally moved them herself. She came back to the store but never parked there again.

I once had someone bitch at me for telling them their car was going to be towed, she left it and went back inside...she also got a stack of shopping carts laid on their sides neatly surrounding her new lexus. After yelling for about 10 minutes and having no one pay attention to her she finally moved them herself. She came back to the store but never parked there again.
That's pretty good, I would've loved to see it. Way better than damaging someone's car. Why is it usually the fanciest cars do this? Oh yeah, they're special.

Grocery stores, worst fuckin place for that shit. When I was a bagger if someone was in the car I would tell them to move it or I was going to call a towing company, if no one is in it I got on the intercom and told them their car was being towed. I once had someone bitch at me for telling them their car was going to be towed, she left it and went back inside...she also got a stack of shopping carts laid on their sides neatly surrounding her new lexus. After yelling for about 10 minutes and having no one pay attention to her she finally moved them herself. She came back to the store but never parked there again.
damn good idea

I'm special, so I park in the "Pregnant Mothers" parking spots. Pregnant women are suppose to get excercise, the farther they have to walk the better for them and the baby.

I know this is the stress release forum but come on. iIt's no big deal.

No big deal?!? I once saw an entire family taken out by a firing squad just because someone had to park in front of a store. Women, children, pets, it was horrible. So dont tell me its not a big deal!

the fire truck shouldn't have ran over a family no matter what the fuck was going on.

Sure its stupid to park your car there and leave it, but..ehh.. so what. I've done it on occasion when I just needed to run in and do something real quick and just leave. It doesn't always matter. Why waste your own time worrying about it?

I guess if you work somewhere where it happens a lot, then use it as an excuse to have some fun like you did. That's just cool. But at least you aren't whining about it.

Well I personally dont care much about it but it is a pain in the ass for someone who might be working there. Like pushing a load of shopping carts in and having to swing them around a car parked right in front of the door is a pain in the ass. Its all because someone didnt feel like walking 10 extra feet to park in a parking spot. Plus it is illegal in a lot of cases. We had such a problem with it at my old store that a cop (we did not ask her to do this) actually spent about 3 days straight just sitting in the parking lot and would write tickets for cars parked there. Some people got multiple tickets. Aparently those people are quick learners. Its like running red lights, can you do it? Sure. Should you do it? No.

Its enough satisfaction for me that their cars will get crushed by a magnificent red truck if there ever is a fire.

I don't see that happening alot, but I do see alot of these jerks parking in a handicap spot. Thats really sucky. But hten again, the cops do it too and don't give tickets to the jerks that park there.

TS out

they know they're not suppose to park there, it has red paint along the curb and says DO NOT PARK IN FIRE LANE, ill laugh if the fire truck slams into their car and they come out like.."what the fuck?"

Just wait until they come out of the store, look right at them and say "enjoy your parking spot ASSHOLE!?!" Then spit a big loogy on their car and walk away.

Just wait until they come out of the store, look right at them and say "enjoy your parking spot ASSHOLE!?!" Then spit a big loogy on their car and walk away.

That freaking made me laugh out loud. I manage a supermarket, and it is rather annoying when people disregard the safety of others, not to mention put us at risk for getting fined by the fire department, just because they're lazy. But then again, I've lost all faith in humanity so it really doesn't surprise me anymore. People as a whole have become so self-centered and absorbed in their own little pieces of reality that they can no longer think critically or rationalize simple situations or events. Sorry, I get carried away...

I know how u feel man. I used to drop off my sister for dance practice and all these mofos just block the drop off area because there fucking parking there. It just pisses me off that this shit happends.

I wish I saw what sivic did, surrounding the car with shopping carts.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I think this picture is relevant to the topic:

http://home.comcast.net/~ec437/bmw_with_firehose_inside.jpg

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But did they really go through the window?

people do that all the time along the sides of a narrow stretch of a starbucks parking lot. I'm usually outside, so i just talk real loud about:

1. How many open spots there are
2. How their POS car isn't worth parking (its usually a cheap ass Chrys-I mean mercedes).
3. Debate deflating their tires.
4. Finish off with some personal attacks (if there's time).

They are usualy sitting at a nearby table and give me a dirty look as they are leaving. I get bored easily

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But did they really go through the window?

well it sure looks like it! :icon16:

people do that all the time along the sides of a narrow stretch of a starbucks parking lot. I'm usually outside, so i just talk real loud about:

1. How many open spots there are
2. How their POS car isn't worth parking (its usually a cheap ass Chrys-I mean mercedes).
3. Debate deflating their tires.
4. Finish off with some personal attacks (if there's time).

They are usualy sitting at a nearby table and give me a dirty look as they are leaving. I get bored easily


Ah yes, the hardcore local starbucks customers. Me and my gang of wild rebels usually try to steer clear of the starbucks brawls, joe turtleneck and the yuppies usually pack quite the harsh comeback making remarks about our social status and lack of BMW's. Dont mind me, i have beef with starbucks.

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But did they really go through the window?

Look close and you will see the broken glass on the street. Fire fighters will not hesitate to do what ever is necessary to get the job done. I imagine after sitting around waiting for a call they probably love the opportunity for this kind of action, especially on a beamer!