f-body status list...

I remember my brakes need replacing.. :lol:

I was surprised when they said it passed and put the sticker on it, the brakes were squeaky and needed replacing. Gotta love the Arabs that I goto.

Hey, im gonna get a catback soon, so i could care less about my existing muffler, what about drill holes thru....?

No sex... from Earl or my wife. DAMMIT!

Anyhoo. All I get is a safety inspection every year, $26. Doesn't pass for classic under insurance regs, but I guess the state couldn't care less.

try peanut butter ;)

lol, thats really really messed up

Gotta be more firm with your wife

"BITCH, GIMME SOME SEX"

Hope it helps :)

I hope for his sake that the problem with him not having sex with his wife is he isn't firm :naughty:


:disappoin

:rofl:

She see's that it isnt firm and gets disappointed

"Gotta call the pool boy again.." :grinno:

like i said... peanut butter, as for earl, ill let you figure that one out.

Fluffa 'NUT'ter is good too.

like i said... peanut butter, as for earl, ill let you figure that one out.

lol, earl dont want none of him, lol, hes already getting it on with someone else from AF. Lmao :p

Hey IROC, is that why you've got peanut butter on your mouth and ass when I come home from work??? You forgot to wipe Earl's johnson off when he switched positions.... EWWWWWWWW!!! (I really just grossed myself out with that one.)

EW,EW,EW,EW,EW,EW... I gotta go pour some bleach in my ears to get that thought outta my head.

This thread is getting WAY too football....

I hope for his sake that the problem with him not having sex with his wife is he isn't firm :naughty: :disappoin

I'll tell you what... NOTHING on this earth is as frustrating as trying to have sex with a pregnant woman. One minute she's raring and ready to go, the next she's either asleep or totally turned off. I didn't think me and earl walking into the bedroom with peanut butter smeared all over the place would have that affect, but apparently IROC and Link are wrong.

Usually I'm like "but, but, but... you just said... like two seconds ago...that we could..." she's like "FORGET IT, you're too late" at which point I go downstairs, get a box of oreo cookies and a glass of milk watch American Chopper, or Dr Phil and cry like a 3 year for hours.

Actually that was an exageration... I HATE Dr Phil. I like the Military channel and WWII shows on History channel and WWII movies. The Wild Boys on MTV tend to make me feel better, but it's rough going to bed with a full on chubber, especially when it's RIGHT THERE WAITING FOR YOU!!!

Hey IROC, is that why you've got peanut butter on your mouth and ass when I come home from work??? You forgot to wipe Earl's johnson off when he switched positions.... EWWWWWWWW!!! (I really just grossed myself out with that one.)

EW,EW,EW,EW,EW,EW... I gotta go pour some bleach in my ears to get that thought outta my head.

This thread is getting WAY too football....

lol, i was wondering why he had peanut putter on his mouth... hmm

Ahh yes, penut butter, motion lotion of the disturbed. :boink:

lol, im gonna agree with jim, ive reached my limit on this one lol.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase puppy love.

well, i do like to do it doggy style.........







ook ok im really dont this time.

:rofl:

Didnt know your wife was pregnant, if she falls asleep then you need to get her on the couch or some place that she wont goto sleep too easily. also the History channel is the best, learned about alot of stuff that I will never have to ever tell a lecture to someone about.

lol, im gonna agree with jim, ive reached my limit on this one lol.

Yeah I'm gonna hafta like go to mass a couple times in a row after this.

I meant after this thread... AFTER THIS THREAD!!!

lol

Getting closer here.

Strange....the thread comes back when someone votes. I figured it would only come back if someone posted.

I was wondering about that myself. So 89 must of voted?

I closed the poll and no it was not 89 who voted. I left the thread open though but I guess I can close it