This kid is gonna die

Some fucking jagoff put mustard on my trunk. Fucking spots of discoloration. Im pretty sure I know who it was and I'm gonna beat the fuck out of him. Then piss all over his bloody face.

Any ideas on how to get rid of some of that orangeish color. i waxed it good and got some out, but not all. I'm gonna smash this fucks head in the concrete and laugh as his teeth crush.

no advice except maybe a good curb stomping. then flee the country.

I was sittin in a left turn lane one time and this car goes past on my right and throws mayonaise on the hood of my car. I was behind a car and couldn't pull out to give chase. Muthafuckas. Luckily it didn't do anything to my paint. A clay bar might get the discoloration off.

my advice involves a blowtorch and a pair of plyers and possibly some duct tape

Tie him to a chair, tie his feet to the legs, and smash his toes one by one with a sledgehammer. Begin smashing other orphases if need be.

no advice except maybe a good curb stomping. then flee the country.

I agree.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/punklove/others/justgifs/10724-curbstomp.gif

im guessing its some guy

grab and twist..................

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Im almost positive its an old friend of mine. He didnt want me to talk to my now ex gf, so now hes pissed. That and when i callled him I caught him in a few lies soooooo. He wont come outside anymore haha.

If that was me:
"I'll f**kin
I'll f**kin tie you to a f**kin bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a f**kin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

Yeah, I'll f**kin
Yeah I'll f**kin lay your nuts on a f**kin dresser
Just your nuts layin on a f**kin dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked f**kin bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll f**kin
I'll f**kin pull your f**kin tongue out your f**kin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll f**kin

I'll f**kin
I'll f**kin hang you by your f**kin dick
off a f**kin twelve sto-story building out this motherf**ker

I'll f**kin
I'll f**kin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you"

But thats just me.

Tie him to a chair, tie his feet to the legs, and smash his toes one by one with a sledgehammer. Begin smashing other orphases if need be.
Regular hammers are more fun. You can make more swings per toe :thumbsup:.

Try some good rubbing compound with a buffing machine Then wax the area after the compound.

Ya that kid would die

Tru J swigz. Maybe like a half sledge. Or a ball-peen...

face to concrete works too

lol now were gonna have a 240 gang

haha curb jaw. anyways what a prick to dick a friend over for a girl. that is pure bullshit.

try simpl green, or gue-off, it works well on my car...

as far as the beating....egg his car...fair enough..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/punklove/others/justgifs/10724-curbstomp.gif

YESSS thank you so much J-spec for putting that up there i am making a fat list of "copy link location"'s from cool .gif's and whatnot. that was great to see that. and is the blowtorch and pliers thing from pulp fiction? it sounds familiar.

yea im gunna get a couple of hard pipe hittin niggas to goto work on this mutha fucka w/ a blow torch and a pair of pliers. is what he said i believe

"its the one that says bad mothafucka" lol i want that wallet!!!!!!!!!! god damnit. Ill have my grandma sew me one if i have too!

great movie.

If its really your friend thats a god damn shame. Does he like your ex or something?? I mean wtf. SHit i dont know wtf id do if a friend did it. I dont think my friend would do that to be honest.

Id make sure they pay me for the damages or they'll have to pay a shop instead(as in there car will get fucked up royaly to equal or greater damage cost of your ride.) It's up to you. But thats how i do things. Im just waiting to catch someone like that. So i can go all out tommy vercetti style. I wish i knew who bashed in my window. I would cream my pants in enjoyment.

yea im gunna get a couple of hard pipe hittin niggas to goto work on this mutha fucka w/ a blow torch and a pair of pliers. is what he said i believe
"You hear that Hillbilly? I'm bout to get medieval on your ass"


Or something like that. I love that movie.

Ya, he tried to cockblock me from talking to my ex. Hes got a gf, so I don't know what his problem is, he likes her. He's been hiding, he wont come outside because he knows im looking for him.

you can get the wallet on e bay for like $20

damn are you serious i might have to purchase that bitch. Im going to go search for it now.

Make sure u have a friend, u'll find out why. Find him, grab him by the hair afta throwin a good palm strike or flat fist to the sternum (not extremely too hard, that'll kill him). After he's all bent after the hit, drag his ass by the hair to ur car and make sure he gets a good look at the paint on ur car. after that, trip his ass down. And ask ur friend, "what should i do? should we break his right leg as planned?" and ur friend will of course say nah, man, just kick him in the stomache and let his sorry pathetic ass go. And he shouldn't fuk with you again.

^ WTF do u masturbait thinking about doing this to people sounds like u get tooo much enjoyment from it

^ WTF do u masturbait thinking about doing this to people sounds like u get tooo much enjoyment from it
Haha, its cool man, hes got some good ideas. Kinda like rubbing his face in it like you do a dog that shits on the carpet. BTW its masterbate:grinno:

fuck man im drunk u know how i dont care about shit or think to much when im high or drunk. about your problem go find your ex friend or whatever ask him to hang out then you should have his g/f meet you guys somewhere as well when she gets there kiss her rght in front of him once u break the kiss fucking punch him right in the nose then use her as a shield for like 30 seconds then let her go and whoop his ass right in front of her and then tell her to hop in (your car) as u open the passenger side door then drive off into the sunset w/ her skank ass and ask for some road head

fuck man im drunk u know how i dont care about shit or think to much when im high or drunk. about your problem go find your ex friend or whatever ask him to hang out then you should have his g/f meet you guys somewhere as well when she gets there kiss her rght in front of him once u break the kiss fucking punch him right in the nose then use her as a shield for like 30 seconds then let her go and whoop his ass right in front of her and then tell her to hop in (your car) as u open the passenger side door then drive off into the sunset w/ her skank ass and ask for some road headHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHH AHAHA
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Best advice yet, I think it would work

duh. road head is always better w/ a blunt in hand

get a cigar cutter and cut one of his nuckles of each hour. then cut him with a razor all over, pour honey on him and lets red ants eat away at his flesh. then cut his dick off and put it in his mouth. after that cut his achilles heal and let him drag his ass home. hell learn from his mistakes

Haha, its cool man, hes got some good ideas. Kinda like rubbing his face in it like you do a dog that shits on the carpet. BTW its masterbate:grinno:
You'r both wrong, it's "masturbate" :lol2: :slap:

burn it always sucks when u try and correct someone and your wrong as well

get a cigar cutter and cut one of his nuckles of each hour. then cut him with a razor all over, pour honey on him and lets red ants eat away at his flesh. then cut his dick off and put it in his mouth. after that cut his achilles heal and let him drag his ass home. hell learn from his mistakes

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BTW Swigz I was talking about Master Bate, the guy. Not self gratification:loser:

yea and i was talking about my fishing skills. and how good i bait a hook

i think you should just egg his house and wait for him to come out and beat then shit out of him, then take his wallet, then pee on him.............. Then egg his house some more.

do a doughnut on his lawn...

do a doughnut on his lawn...

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agree

some of the stuff people said to get back at him would get you put in prison, or minimum jail time. Think of something to really fuck with him, but dont cut his knuckles, piss on him, or break his legs....

do a nice drift around his house call it a day

do a nice drift around his house call it a day
nah iwould just drift his face off

I had a friend who did doughnuts in this kids yard for fucking his gf. I thought it was funny they took him to court for it and he had to pay to get the yard fixed.

Well, he doesn't come outside anymore, and my ex told him i said i was gonna beat his ass. That and he parks his car in his neighbors garage now HAHAHAHA. I'll get him at work the day before i leave

I had a friend who did doughnuts in this kids yard for fucking his gf. I thought it was funny they took him to court for it and he had to pay to get the yard fixed.
hehe the same thing happened on my schools front lawn they never caught the guy he drove a camaro

hehe the same thing happened on my schools front lawn they never caught the guy he drove a camaro
it also happened on a golfcourse green graduation night like 4 years ago. the kid got caught though he had to pay to fix the green and had to do some jail time.

I always wanted to put an iron on someone, turn it on and wait...
And if you want him to die, just cut off his dick, if he does not commit suicide, or kills somebody (hope it is not you) there is something wrong with him.

what about wrapping wet rawhide all around a person then as it dries out it shrinks and it squeezes them tight enough to kill them. or what about the alka-seltzer in a bird trick just pump like 150 alka seltzers into his stomach and see what happens. or sunscreen in their eyes for the next 50 years. shit that might be the worst right there.