Last Meal?

if you were about to die, what would you want for your last meal?

mine:

Appetizer:
an ounce of white rhino bud :smokin: (lol my appetizer)

Main Course: and for my drink of all this: 24 Pack Of Budweiser 6%
16 oz Ribeye Steak
Mashed Potatoes/ Gravy
Butterfly shrimp (alot)
a slab of BBQ Pork Ribs
seasoned fajita fries
a few strips of some tequila lime chicken

Desert:
Big Banana Split
Macadamia Nut Cookies
1 Pint of Edey's Cookie Dough ice cream

And some wet pussy 4 the main coarse!

A gun to shoot illegal eagle187. If I knew it was my last meal, I'd be too busy sexing up my future wife. Then I'd eat whatever she made me.

Well if sex doesn't count then just a big ass mountain of sushi, I'd eat sushi and drink bubble tea until I died of over eating. hahaha

I'd have like the longest sex with whoever I would be with, along with alot of viagra on the side if I couldnt get it back up. AFTER 5+ or whatever hours I would eat as many Jack In the Box's Ultimate Cheese burgers as I could while drinking Mountain Dew. That'd be it for me :D

some wet pussy

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As for desert I'd have a whip cream bikini off of...(any volunteers?)

a bowl of viagra tabs, an lots of cheerios, just plain normal cheerios. (i live on cheerios, like up to 4 pints of milk used in one day for cheerios).
i read that one guy on death row, for his last meal requested bowl of sand and a glass of vinegar, he claimed jesus had the same for his last meal.

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As for desert I'd have a whip cream bikini off of...(any volunteers?)
I Muscletang!

I Muscletang!

So you'd VOLUNTEER to have Muscletang eat whipcream off of YOU?! I hope you misread if not, YOU SICK *******

Yep he said ANY volunteers :rofl:
I'm not the one who has to did the cream eating part.

Ok maybe I should be more specific here. Any FEMALE volunteers?

give me ritz crackers and all the cheese whiz i can eat. followed by a gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough. and i wouldnt mind a bottle of Crown Royal to wash it all down. and i want about 10 girls lined up to give me blow jobs while i eat my last meal

a bowl of viagra tabs, an lots of cheerios, just plain normal cheerios. (i live on cheerios, like up to 4 pints of milk used in one day for cheerios).
i read that one guy on death row, for his last meal requested bowl of sand and a glass of vinegar, he claimed jesus had the same for his last meal.

actually, Jesus had sea sponge and vinegar :icon16:

oh and id want a Ruths Chris steak as well

if you were about to die, what would you want for your last meal?

A roll of life savers.

^hahahahahahahahahaha

Popcorn. And perhaps a grape soda.

Popcorn. And perhaps a grape soda.

Hell for a last meal, thats a snack! TAKE OFF THE PANTS AND LET THE BELLY START HANGING! :lol:

If I were some of you guys.........id shit before I died....

i would seriously kill everyone in this world then drink vinegar, even a drop of it.

But for my meal i would get
Two slabs of Tony Roma's Baby Back Ribs
A Roma salad, fries, corn, and a shit load of Dr.P

I would ask for a box of salt, 5 gallons of tequila, and a crate full of limes. I would then dump the box of salt in my mouth, chug down 5 gallons of tequila, dive headfirst into the crate of limes. For shits and giggles lets say I survive... Then I would demand that the mexican hat dance song be played over and over while they flip the switch. Oh and while walking to wherever they are gonna wack me, id stop in the doorway of the room and piss all over the closest persons shoes, what are they gonna do kill me?

Anything my mum cooks.


Even when she cooks the worst shit, it's still good.

buffalo wings and sprite.

loads and loads of it.

how specific can i be?

kobe/wagyu steak and sashimi IN japan
then fresh lobster IN scotland
then some bbq ribs and wings IN america
then some mixed roast meats IN china or hong kong
then some piri piri chicken with too much sauce IN portugal
then some fresh ice-cream IN venice
then my final farewell coffee with white chocolate profitteroles IN london at bar italia.

how specific can i be?

kobe/wagyu steak and sashimi IN japan
then fresh lobster IN scotland
then some bbq ribs and wings IN america
then some mixed roast meats IN china or hong kong
then some piri piri chicken with too much sauce IN portugal
then some fresh ice-cream IN venice
then my final farewell coffee with white chocolate profitteroles IN london at bar italia.

This actually sounds like a good plan. By the time your finished traveling the world they will have forgotten that they were supposed to kill you. Or you should at least be able to lose 'em by then!

Stop being such pussies! A juicy steak and some Heinekins. Finish it off with 15 shots of rum so I knock myself out and never even know I had to die :)

Id have the biggest juiciest portehous steak i can get, a bushel or so of 8-10 inch steamed blue crabs and as much budweiser select as my body could handle...Then as they are excorting me like someone else said.... Id piss on the first guards shoes or all over his leg..... hell if your drunk do you really care what you hit as long as its not yourself?

My last course would be red lobsters Ultimate feast with 3 bottles of bud light.