oh...the humanity

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=425530

This a link to a thread in the car video forum.

Warning...not for anyone who has a weak stomach!

Must of been racing a sixer. That's a damn fast van though! I bet they completely stripped the interior and gutted it like crazy. I always wanted to do that to the 95 Ford Windstar we used to have. It had a 3.8L, same one in the V6 Mustangs. That sucker would burn out like crazy, for a FWD.

damn that thing is fast... :rofl:
i was driving around with my friends mom once and this civic with euro lights pulls up next to us and starts reving...so we talk my friends mom into racing it...we kicked that civic's a$$ it was great...those minivans aint no joke.

old news,that vid has been around forever. note the blacked out rear windows on the van, im willing to bet that he has the rear seats removed and there is a big engine mounted back there hooked up to a modified heavy duty rear axle. ever seen those drag racing school bus's? same idea. no way that its running the factory engine i have one of those minivans, it aint gonna run 12's without exploding half way down the track.

yeah that is really old, but still sad

Some of those vans came with turbos i believe. and manual transmissions. I would speculate that with some (a lot) nitrous and a good size turbo and the interior stripped and a lot of wasted time you could get one of those caravans moving pretty good. mitsubishi makes the motors im pretty sure so you could probably make decent power out of it. Dodge makes the trasmissions and thats one of the big reason you see caravans fail is because of the trasmissions. Thats whats wrong with mine. Strong motor though even with 180000 on it.

i got the opposite problem, trannys just fine, but the engine is crapping out. but still, that van ran 12.08 or something, i dont think the factory engine could handle it.

and um.. id have to see some evidence of these turbocharged manual equipped minivans before i believed it.

hmmm that was as sad as it was 7 months ago when we first saw it :headshake

my mom used to have a 1990 caravan with a 4 cyl..250,000 miles on it.....it took 19 seconds for me and my bro to do 0-60.........(i ran a stopwatch and watched the speedo)

that van has a 2.2 turbo motor in it...those motors can be made to push over 400hp...easy!

Yeah that is old... But abfuckingsolutely hysterical. You know theguy in the camaro is like "WTF"

I'll bet you heard him swearing for miles. His lady was probably like... "BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA you couldn't even beat a minivan you LOSER" He didn't get any that night.

true ^

what you never heard of sympathy sex???? or pity sex??? come on, how do you think I get laid ;)

ha ha ha ha thats good stuff, illl try it out next time....

Hah.. yeah but that guy's gotta be so upset he couldn't get it up. Besides what woman is gonna want to bed a man that's crying like by a little girl because he got his ass handed to him by a grocery grabber. ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hah.. yeah but that guy's gotta be so upset he couldn't get it up. Besides what woman is gonna want to bed a man that's crying like by a little girl because he got his ass handed to him by a grocery grabber. ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHA!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Pity sex huh? Seems like thats the only way 88 is getting laid as well.

It's turbo...I've seen the website dedicated to that van. It's got a full interior too I do believe.

.......... owning one of those minivans, id have to see the website to believe that.