Lawyer vs. Cop

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He
thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a
better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at
the deputies expense...........


Deputy says, "License and registration, please."


Lawyer says, "What for?"


Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."


Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."


Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
registration, please."


Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"


Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's
the law. License and registration, please!"


Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and
stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the
ticket,if not you let me go and no ticket."


Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."


At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the
ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST
SLOW DOWN?"

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I could think of a couple of people I would do that to.

That's just wrong...

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Priceless

Brilliant!

You made my day

rofl, nice.

...... :lol2:
-Jimmy

Ahh don't fuck with cops.

That was wrong and crazy. :sly: weird joke. :)

hahahahha
I liked it.

BTW whats a lawer? I think he meant Lawyer. :p
also, the title should also include "in L.A." :lol2:

TS out

Stupendous. That just made the day.

:thumbsup: x 100000000000000000

also, the title should also include "in L.A." :lol2:

:lol2: :iagree:

:owned:

Someone told me this joke like day before yesterday,

Where'd you pull it from?


Btw, :biggrin:

Priceless is right. Good find!

Seems like Tonio fixed Lawer to Lawyer :lol: