Things thats suck.

Okay, there are a few things that I would like to address. May not all be in the first post, but we'll get to that.

First.... Ugly women who drive nice cars. That shit should be illegal. These ugly ass women go out and buy these nice cars in an attempt to get men to look briefly giving the ugly women the false sense of men staring at them. Its happened to us all. You see a nice Bimmer, 240, whatever. Then you see waving blone hair. Automatically, you think "Holy shit, a hot chick in a nice car!!!" Its okay, thats normal. We automatically think our dreams are coming true if two or more hints line up. But then as the car stops and you see the "hidden beauty" exit the nice ass Bimmer, all the sudden you're blinded by cellulite/wrinkles/nasty ass stuff. Its such a let down.... It is illegal technically. False advertising. It reminds me of the nasty online whores that try to scam people into meeting them. They send those lonely defenseless guys an IM. These guys are like "Holy shit!!! A woman is talking to me!!!". So the chick send him a "picture of herself". He's like OMG. A model is talking to me. Then next thing you know, he is meeting up with Butch from West Virginia who recently had sex altering surgery. Exact thing applies here. Shouldn't there be rules to buying a nice car? Like a quiz before you are allowed to buy it? Hmmm.... Think on that one....

Things that suck:

gas prices
work
school
diarrhea
being broke
co-workers
bitches
stress
old people
bad drivers
old, bad, drivers
fat people
cockiness
the way the sun is bright in the morning
false advertisement (going along with the thread)
morons
guys who wear girl pants
guys who wear pink shirts
faggots
guys who wear make-up
ignorant people
those obnoxious laughs that make you want to punch the person in the face
wiggers
bad music
your mother
people who ask stupid questions
liars
people who buy diet sodas with their 8 whoppers
minitrucks
dog farts
J_Swigz
life
rain
sprite remix
fruit on cheesecake
that the price of a double cheeseburger is now $1.39 instead of $.99 at wendy's
people that "hate"
fake people
tmobile
reality shows
waking up early
hangovers
tickets
no waves
no snow
skiiers
most females
douchebags
slow learners
government
peta
legality of marijuana
annoying drunks
online "personals"
lazy people
annoying people
ugly people
99.9% of people
having to take a shit after you shower
all these mexicans coming to america who refuse to learn english
tax hikes
insurance prices
jellyfish
sandspurs
polo
manatees
old people trying to be "cool"
fake tits that are way to big
small tits
meatloaf
people that think they are always right
brats
rabbits
welfare
the arabs in 7-11 who don't understand what you are saying
warm beer
my cellphone
dry chicken
stems/seeds
crack whores
white shoes that turn brown
blue cheese
sr20 vs kat threads
susanne sommers
jared the subway guy
popped collars
turtlenecks
theives
stupid customers
drifters
stretched tires
john kerry
people who can't spell

i'll be back to post more later.

LOL.
That had to take forever to type

Who hates the dumb fucking bitch that has always had it worse than everyone else but has the best version of everything?

Goddamn these people piss me off... Its the "Give me sympathy for the hard times I go through but drop to your knees and clean my shoes with your tongue because I own a Z3 women. I work with many. Both male and female(for you pussies that are gonna start the "you're sexist" shit). Three happen to be my bosses. They always drag ass into their restaurant whining the whole way in about how much they suck at life. "I was up till 3am last night because I couldn't keep my legs closed three years ago and now I'm gonna take it out on you by wasting 7 hours of your day each day," Fuck people who have kids and then act like its everyone else's fault. You don't want kids? Then don't have sex. Simple. Then after they spend two hours sitting on their asses bleating to five other sheep in their heard, they start bragging about how cool everything they own is. "Oh man, remember that time we totally hit 130mph in my Z3 coming back from the beach wasted?!?!?!???" Wow, way to go assbag. You hit 130mph.... And you were drunk..... Fuck you. Someone was probably going home after working for a living and their risk factor for living increased 30 points becuase you were within five miles of them. Just because you sat on your ass at a busiess you own and made $500 a week doing dick and bought a Z3 doesn't make you cool. So please, put on a blindfold and collect as many road reflectors as you can until you die please? Then, goddamn, you tell then why, for the first time ever, you were late to work... "Well I went outside to start my car to find that my coil had went bad. So I had to replace that," So what do they do? They suck once again. "Oh, well I went out to my car one day and found out that it didn't start. What did I do? I sucked. I went and got my husband who is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ certified in sucking, domestic and import, to go fix my car while I sat on my ass. My husband is sooo cool. Everyone gather around so I can tell you how cool he is while you waste time. And I still made it to work on time," Yea right you ass-mongel. Then what do they do after you go to work? They sit on their asses and open their mouths again.... God I hate people....

BTW J Spec, I hate all of those too. Please everyone name everything you can possibly think of that sucks. And describe if you like.

well i may repeat some of the ones listed already but here goes...

near-beer tyrese michael jackson mike tyson michael flattely, lord of the dance buttplugs gay porn feminist hard-asses tree huggers gross pollutors ex-GFs rice burners corn burners ford contours greed E-tards APC american idol everyone who has anything to do with american idol everyone who has anything to do with any reality show negativity wheels that weigh more than 20 lbs 18s on a crx or civic civics CRXs MDXs CRVs SUVs arrogance ignorance merging on the highway at 30mph britney spears starbucks krispy kreme(for making me constantly broke) radical religions radical atheists ralph nader ralph malph fart cans on accords accords sticks seeds shake 7/8 oz zips people who wont sell deemers or dubs because they dont want to coors miller all 'LITE" beers coronas deKuyper's pucker drinks any liquor less than 80 proof people who wont eat steak medium-rare people who eat candy bars with fork/knife people who eat pizza with fork/knife megan racing products blogs forums nissans(but not as much as everything else) cops robbers cops again asshole cops curbs straight roads drag racing cell phones mosquitos crack-heads(but they ARE funny) speed-freaks ozzy osbourne his family blink 182 puff daddy ja rule monday tuesday wednesday thursday stuck up females moulin rouge chicago gigli actually, all chick flicks banks laws of physics money suicide spam tofurkey NFSU I and II steve oedekirk helio castroneves nicolas cage plymouth reliant oldsmobile prostitutes centipedes cigarettes not having any cigarettes mornings blown engines apartments smart asses nitto tires bump-steer sobriety golfing taco bell fat chicks anorexic chicks hos emotional baggage cast pistons removing the timing cover on a KA24E pushrods 2-valves per cylinder V-Twins bikers who dont wear helmets wind hail wine winos mirrors(they suck out your soul) gated communities suburbs iowa wisconsin saddam hussein the war in iraq the last war in iraq iraq george w. bush john kerry Red McCombs backpressure solid axle suspensions smilies sporks lil jon r.kelly any guy named kelly any girl named terry monica lewinsky people who think bill clinton deserved to be impeached ben stiller ben affleck uncle ben hot chicks who wont fuck me ugly chicks who try and fuck me human limitations L33t$p34k ford pintos tubgirl.com city buses city bus drivers RJ de Vera NOPI christian rado camaro owners sketchers blue potato chips organic food vietnam war korean war japanese occupation of china in WW2 irish people who dont drink empty beer bottles yugos cavaliers purple cars pink cars(except yashio factory cars) sponsors new beetles being hungry being tired rehabi will add more later

How can people get offended by online material?

The million dollar question... How the fuck can a web page offend someone? Okay, sure, it may say something discriminating about a ceritan race, sex, age, ethnicity, ect., but what the fuck? Is your back button broken? Does the little X in the corner of your screen run when you try to click it? Are your Alt+F4 keys gone? Well, damn, then I guess you are screwed. You'll just have to sit your dumbass in the chair and read it huh? The shit pisses me off. One of my favorite websites as of recently(THE BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE! (http://www.maddox.xmission.com)) actually had a woman start an online petition to shut it down. WTF? Supposedly because her son was looking at it. Uh?, so what? Once again, your back button broken? The kid has the right to read someones opinon on something. Not even a parent shoudl be able to control their child's opinion. Esp not when he is 14 years old. Its time he makes up his own mind mommy. And then to have these companies "censor" certian sites is just plain rediculous. If parents feel that strongly about something, then monitor where your kid goes to on the internet. If you find out he's going somewhere you don't want him going, tell him. If you have done a good job as a parent, he'll listen. But its funny that a web page like THE BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE (http://www.maddox.xmission.com) gets censored meanwhile I could easily find hard-core porn sites three years ago in high school. Hmmm. Strange. Point of the rambling is, if you find something offensive, simply don't go there. Once you see words that make you sad, lonely, contemplate suicide, in general, make you feel less than par, remember, you have choices:

1) The back button on your browser
2) The X at the top right hand corner of your screen
3) The home button on your browser
4) Alt+F4
5) Close your eyes
6) Turn around
7) Turn your computer off
8) Go blind
9) Wear two eye patches or a blindfold
10) Unplug your computer
11) Cut a tree down near your powerlines
12) Walk off a cliff
13) Plant a tree
14) Un-plant a tree
15) Join the peace corp.
16) Join the army
17) Masturbate
18) Have someone masturbate you
19) Nuke your house
20) .......
21) ......

Fill in the rest. See how easy it is to not report a web page just because you find it offensive? How can you find it offensive when you have the ability to avoid looking at it in the first place? Hmmmm....

How can anyone hate Chicago

Seeing this shit about 99% of the time I try and get in here.

"You do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

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^^^^^^^^^^^

first time i have been allowed in here in weeks.

best on was by j spec "fruit on cheese cake" hahahahahahah and yes first time for me to see all of this ill think of my list and post soon

*holding your shit

*holding your shit at school

*holding your shit at work

*holding your shit in traffic

*dog shit

*running over dog shit

*washing your car, waxing it, etc. and it rains

*rain

*road kill

*people who dont signal, or signal at the very last
moment

*pot holes

*manholes

*speed bumps

*power goes out

*pickles in burgers

*pickles

*onion rings

*altezza lights

*rust

*AIV

*gas prices ($2.91 reg.)

*aluminum wings

*huge stickers

*APC

*CMT

*ABC

*WWE

*neon lights

*dodge neon

*painted stock brake calipers

*bitches

*gold diggers

*daewoo

*accents

*tercels

*elentras

*sonatas

*bazoka subs

*Type R ( its everywhere lol )

*floppy disks

*CD-RWS

*dial up

*cock blockers

*being late

*being early

*waking up late

*waking up early

*bad breath

*chiwawas

*coco puffs

*rice crispies

*relish

*losing your car keys

*losing your wallet

*losing something

*getting locked out of your car

*getting locked out of your car while its running

*people who open thier doors and it hits your car

*finding a dent on your car

*finding a scratch on your car

*shipping costs

*waiting for item

*getting the wrong item

*timing chain rattle

*fax machines

*golf

*cold fries

*vanilla ice cream

*know-it-alls

*narks

*guys who wear tight ass shirts

*colored contact lens

*gothic people

*stingy people

*fucked up people

*racists

*osama bin laden

*AM radio stations

*stealers

*tripping

*hitting your toe on something

*ATM machines not working

*hidden charges

*looknig for a parking space

*tight parking spaces

*no parking spaces

*hub cap spinners

*LED windshield washers

*headaches

*stomachaches

*reality shows

*minimum wage ($5.15 here)

*taxis

*cars who dont stop for bus drivers

*wanna be's

*liars

*shit talkers

*stupid drivers

*drive thru waiting

*automatics that try to sound standard

*braggers

*assholes

*pop-ups

*hot days

*being bored

*waiting in line

*FWD drifters ( it just dosent look right )

*loud annoying nerve recking cracking farting
coffee cans

*pamela anderson

*fat chicks wearing skirts

*chicks with underarm hair

*miles on my car (164K)

*my torn shift boot

*my brown interrior

*the tear on the left of the drivers seat ( i bet you
have that lol )

*stock 240s top speed

*sunroofs ( jk i want one..)

*traffic

*behind a slow car

*stuck behind a slow car

*passangers

*hearing a car double clutching when racing

*ring tone songs

*pennies

*commercials

*that cramp on your foot

*stiff neck

*hangovers

*olives

*raw tomatoes

*getting a ticket

*country music

*punk rock music

*britney spears


*david letterman

*that pimp my ride 240

*weird shit pimp my ride does with the cars ( water fall, picture booth, yoga mat, pop corn maker , shoe rack, doggy bowl, bowling ball polisher , vert ramp, spot lights, grind rail, pool table, kareoke, scented air, etc etc.

*Fila shoes

*G-unit shoes

*wind chimes

*over time

*cutting your nails

*that boger your cant seem to reach

*burn dealers

*punk'd

*ashton

*conan o brian

*owned,OWN3D,0W173D and all those other
variations

we needa bump this thread back up lol
peace

This Thread Sucked so I read Maddox for two hours.


Maddox Stallownz.

i dont think either golf or conan obrien suck they are cool

j spec u hate drifter?
ok here goes a few.
smashing my ring finger today at work

cutting my middle finger the same day today at work

people who ask me the same question 8 times and get the same respose each time and they still dont get the clue

loose pussy

hairy pussy

saggy boobs

cankles

kerry bumper stickers still on peoples cars

looters in new orleans

looters in new orleans that havent been shot yet

the south park movie

CNN

reading court cases

not getting laid for extended periods of time(this is rare)

kids who yell and cry and their parents just ignore them so i have to listen to them

people who dont make their 6 yr old wear a seatbelt

EMO

kids who like Emo

guys who wear girls jeans

girls who dont give blow jobs

the south american kids at my school who think it is polite to yell in the computer lab when im writting papers they have no fucking manners go home south american kids at my school

people who think they are smart and arent

people who argue politics w/ me and have no clue what they are talking about

anatartica

the blue M&M's

popped collars

companies making collared shirts w/ logos under the collar specifically for kids to pop the collar and show the logo( yes it is out of hand)

roy jones jr losing in one round when i spent $60 to see him whoop ass

bad breath

people w/ excessivly small thumbs

ugly girls who come on to me when im drunk

drunk girls who dont leave me alone after i tell them they are ugly and to leave me alone

bands who whine about love and there mean parents in everyone of there songs get over it your life sucks go whine to your dad who ridiculed you for being gay not the rest of the world

ill have more later that was my intro

i dont think either golf or conan obrien suck they are cool



had a bad experience with golf. golfball+head=ouch lol
sometimes conans jokes corny as hell.

Thing that sucks...being awake at 5:42 in the morning and wishing you were asleep...and then realizing some one posted not to long ago, and your thinking there nucking futs...

Conan sucks, he's a great writer, but a terrible host.

no way Conan is the shit he should be on the earlier spot.

i agree with all the shit ones. Holding your shit i hate that shit lol. And the shitting after a shower....its like wtf.

pubic hair

ASS hair....wtf is it for?? Fucking rainforest crack. Need a damn machette to chop that shit.

paris hilton

std's

school

everything fucking sucks who are we kidding.

jack in the box tacos suck because there so cheap and good your forced to buy. Fuck you jack. How about i jack my box on your big fucking head douche bag. Hows that special sauce cunt sore.

Society sucks. World is ran on money....fuck money. Who ever invented money im going to kick your spirits ass when i get to heaven. Fucking twat waffle.

of course the inventor of money is happy...CUZ HE INVENTED THE DAMN SHIT. He doesnt have a worry in hell.

The person who invented money is long and dead but keep these posts coming im laughing pretty good.

girls who stand you up for a date then call the next day appologizing wanting to go out that night

girls who drag teeth

whiners

sore losers

ass sweat

bad smells

cuts on the bottom of your feet

bad haircuts on me or other people

crazy girls you know the ones that go Swim Fan on
your ass

when i goto the movies and spend $10 on a shitty movie

blue balls

i hate when it rains for more then one day in a row

hurricanes

now for some things i love

road head
good sex
getting head in general
morning sex
wakeup blowjobs
cookies
milk
cookies and milk or PB&j sandwhiches after sex
compliments
girls w/ a nice ass
boost
being so sideways in the rain i feel like i should have windshield wipers on my drivers side window
flip flops
skim boarding
beer

When you don't know if a fart is going to be wet or dry. That SUCKS!!1

And that stuff tends to happen when an attractive girl walks up for some reason.....

Any sport that ESPN plays(football, baseball, basketball). They need to get their shit together and play more table tennis. Table tennis kicks ass! And all the sudden golf is hella-popular. WTF? You could change the channel for 30minutes and not miss anything.

nissan maybe thats why girls give u those funny looks all the time

maybe... who knows...

Flip-flops suck, unless it's a really cute girl.

lol that wet/dry shit was funny nissanfanatic, you gotta chance it and hope its dry and silent! lol

*finding cat foot prints on my car
*when cereal gets soggy ( frosted flakes get soggy fast)
*opening a box of cereal, putting it in a bowl, finding out there is very little milk or no milk
*when your stomach growls
*when the drive thru speaker dont work too good and you gotta yell out your orders ( happened today )
*when you step in your car in a hot ass day
*seeing a hot chick but they hag flat/no asses
*seeing riced ass 240's
*seeing 240's with diff. emblems ( Honda, Type R, Mugen.etc,, its crazy lol)

likes
*when i get parts for my car
*ice cream
*food
*nice asses ( hell yea lol )
*long walks on the beach
*feeling of sand between my toes
*body boarding
*surfing
*crusing around
*riding cafe bikes
*taking pics
*music

i really think it would be easier to find shit that doesnt suck. so many things suck.99% of everything sucks.

Flip-flops suck, unless it's a really cute girl.
oh hell no i love flip flops i wear flip flops everyday. they are way better then shoes. and i like to drive barefoot and wearing flops makes that easier to do

Well your at the beach all day so it's different, but when I go to school, the last thing I wanna see is a guy's foot hair.

Flip Flops suck...unless theyre Tiddies which freaking OWN.

1. People with heavy east coast ascents
2. Oprah Winfrey
3. Dr. Phil
4. people who can't hold there liquor
5. black guys who drop the "N" word too much
6. people who can't let stuff go
7. people who get in to there own stuff way too much (honda drivers, pot heads, bible nuts, and so on)
8. fat girls who think the're hot
9. and the guys who like it
10. people who smell bad
11. people who think they are cool for dressing or acting a "special" way
12. wiggers
13. fat people who bitch about being fat
14. fat people on scooters, mopeds, and on water slides
15. girls that are bitches (not all girls are bitches, but some really are)

even if im not on the beach all i wear is flip flops. i only have one pair of showes and i dont even know where they aer right now. and what are tiddies. my favorite flops are rainbows they last forever and are almost to comfortable

and whats a east coast accent never heard one of those before.

The person who invented money is long and dead but keep these posts coming im laughing pretty good.


lol i know thats why i said im going to kick his spirits ass when i get to heaven.


Krystal steal sucks too, but in a good way :naughty:




You know what else sucks, is doing your job to save people from the hurrican aftermath only to find out they want to shoot and kill you. That sucks. Wtf are they thinking i say nuke fucking new orleans. Dumb ass people down there i swear.


and another thing that sucks is the one piece of turd that doesnt want to leave your butt!!!! You push for a good 10 minutes, you get all red in the face and light headed. Fuck you non flowing turds. I flush you with pride bitch.

and of course the only way to crap smoothly is with prune juice......but who the hell buy's prune juice anyways!!!!! So then you have to drive with a turtle head just to get some damn juice bwhahahahahah damn that shit sux. Not to mention once you past the butt whole, you then have to pass it through the rainforest jungle overgrowth known as ass hair.

rainforest jungle overgrowth known as ass hair.


LOL

and of course the only way to crap smoothly is with prune juice......but who the hell buy's prune juice anyways!!!!!

smoke a cig while you shit. i swear it ranks up there with pulling off a perfect feint drift in one of the tightest things ever. even hard shits flow like nothing

dip works better then a cig

but fuck dip tho i aint doin that shit. fucks up your mouth worse than anything

*running over gum.
that shit dont wanna come off, i used the old ice cube trick. shit still sticks haha

all flipflops suck and people who wear socks w/sandals

flip flops are cool, but i dont drive with them. they sometimes get jamed in the pedals lol

...what are tiddies...

http://www.tiddiesforever.com/
There tehy are the Regular grey with black "straps" are the best IMO but these are sooo comfotable and everyone is liek WTF is that...

wow. those are all out huh lol. first time i ever saw one of those. 30 bucks? can you run in them? lol

Wow I just threw up in my mouth...

When you said tiddies I tohught you were refering to boobs, all is clear now, hah

flip flops are cool, but i dont drive with them. they sometimes get jamed in the pedals lol

thats why i drive barefoot. and i love flip flops over all. shoes fucking suck.

i dunno those "tiddies" look kind of girly if you ask me....maybe thats why there called tiddies lol. I dunno. I think i could make a pair for less than 30 bux though.

No..you cant really run in these...nor can you flip flops. I didnt know they made any color besides Grey base and black tube stoe...which are the only way i like them. but they are damned comfortable.

i can run in flip flops and in birkenstocks w/ ease. ive grown up in flops running is no prob.
more things that suck back on topic
brazilian kids who talk to loud in their native language in the library.
people who are better then me at pool
pot being illegal
and i think there should be a parking lot that i can goto a get really wasted and be aloud to drive in w/o getting in trouble the hhave a cot to sleep in until i sober up and drive home

hell yea birkenstocks rule, i got like 3 pairs, black and white, brown and black , and black and black. ive had the black and white one for 3 years and theyre still in good condition lol


riced out cars that rev at stop lights

auto cars that put it in N so they "roll back" and make it look standard

tuition

tail gaters

when my flipflops snap

all the gas fill ups are taken execpt one, but your gas tank is on the other side

people who use thier credit card for small items like candy, then i gotta wait long

when they canceled old cartoons. tom and jerry, speey gonzales, bird man! , and all those old school classics. why!? lol

^
speedy**

sorry im high lol

girlfriends that are too young suck too because they are fucking crazy and unpredictable. but its all pretty much worth it if they REALLY suck. yah ok bad joke. but seriously young chicks are not worth it. except for mine.

Don't Worry, Be happy, blow up your best friends Honda

Things that rock:

The Punisher
Metal Gear Solid
Final Fantasy