Temporary OFF-TOPIC Thread

Can a mod delete NissanElitist's post in the D2 coilover thread and re-open it? I'll just post my response to that thread here for now...

2 of my friends here were in the 2nd group buy of those coilovers. They have also had nothing but problems with them. 1 of them had the same problem that publicenemy was talking about. The shocks sounding like "riding on landmines" is completely true. It was the most horrible sound that I have ever heard. He got the replacement shocks as well, and 1 of them started leaking within the 1st week that he got them. I was thinking about buying them for awhile because of the great price that they were being sold at, but boy am I glad I didn't. So yeah, if anybody see's these things pop up for sale on a forum or ebay, stay clear of them.

if i saw a shark coming at me i would do what they did on jaws and make a beacon thing to piss him off before he ate me....

estimated make time-15mins
time before shark eats my ass-5secons

15m-5s= -14minutes and 45secons

ill have to make it before i get in teh water ;)

15m-5s= -14minutes and 45secons

^^^^hahhahaha, actually its -14 minutes and 55 seconds but hey who's counting correctly

i meant to say 15 seconds if you were counting the shark swimming around you, but i must have forgot a number somewhere lol............fuck im just retarded

damn ive been gone for 3 days whos missed me i havent been home for 3 or 4 days its been a wild week at work. and i havent gotten any pussy where are the whores when you need them. but i have a funny story.

so me 4 friends and 2 girls are hanging out drinking and smoking at the condo i work at up in a condo that my friends live in. we are geting pretty wasted and i call a girl and meet her down on the beach. i left everyone else and go fool around w/ this girl and drink more. we didnt get very far though she was on the rag. I hate the rag , but i cut my losses and leave her and go back to the room. when i walk in one person is asleep on one couch and i dont see anyone else so i pass out on another couch. about a hour later i had a dream that i was making out w/ some girl. well it turns out it wasnt really a dream. Heres the funny part. 2 of my friends were in the other room fucking these 2 girls that were sisters. well when one of my friends finished the girl he was banging ran out in the living room buttass naked jumped on me while i was passed out and started kissing me. i thought it was a dream but it wasnt i was half awake and drunk kissing this girl and a little something else when her sister walks out and starts bitxhing at her . when this happen i kinda come to and go what the hell then her sis goes you just hooked up w/ ben and now daring your a whore. so i get up and ask my friend if she blew him. he said no so i was ok w/ the makeout. basically i told this story to let you all know that crazy random thins happen to me way to often. and to say im mad cause i would have banged her out to if her sis hadnt been bitching. but it was funny. oh and her sister ripped down like a 8 ft wide blinds when she was getting it from my other friend. what a night

i always seem to find my way here whenever there's an off-topic thread :dunno:

so me 4 friends and 2 girls are hanging out drinking and smoking at the condo i work at up in a condo that my friends live in. we are geting pretty wasted and i call a girl and meet her down on the beach. i left everyone else and go fool around w/ this girl and drink more. we didnt get very far though she was on the rag. I hate the rag , but i cut my losses and leave her and go back to the room. when i walk in one person is asleep on one couch and i dont see anyone else so i pass out on another couch. about a hour later i had a dream that i was making out w/ some girl. well it turns out it wasnt really a dream. Heres the funny part. 2 of my friends were in the other room fucking these 2 girls that were sisters. well when one of my friends finished the girl he was banging ran out in the living room buttass naked jumped on me while i was passed out and started kissing me. i thought it was a dream but it wasnt i was half awake and drunk kissing this girl and a little something else when her sister walks out and starts bitxhing at her . when this happen i kinda come to and go what the hell then her sis goes you just hooked up w/ ben and now daring your a whore. so i get up and ask my friend if she blew him. he said no so i was ok w/ the makeout. basically i told this story to let you all know that crazy random thins happen to me way to often. and to say im mad cause i would have banged her out to if her sis hadnt been bitching. but it was funny. oh and her sister ripped down like a 8 ft wide blinds when she was getting it from my other friend. what a night

reminds me of that movie title...the Banger Sisters
http://www.technofile.com/images/banger_sisters.jpg

after reading that composition...i love my married life :p

Do you think it's called Strawberry Face because when people are angry, their face turns red, like a strawberry.

heh I was just thinking about this since how aggressive the S15 front is

I think it is because s15 how u pronounce it in japaniese.(no clue how to spell it) means the same thing as how u pronounce strawberry face. im not sure on this though.

ichi go means strawberry in japanese, also the number 15

ooo ok

well, I guess it could work either way

ichi go means strawberry in japanese, also the number 15

That was saide easier then i said it i couldent remember the word it was. Thanks!

That was saide easier then i said it i couldent remember the word it was. Thanks!

lol no prob

sup fellas and ladies(do we have ladies here still?)

anyways, subforums arnt working as usual so.......

but i just got a raise and now started working on my day off. So thats 50 hour weeks with more money!!!!! yippieeee. I dunno im just happy i guess, more money to fund my shit. Got 5,500 dolla bills stacked. Almost enough for the pk turbo kit. Can't wait. Dunno prolly wont turbo till next year though(plan on piecing and saving all through winter then next spring/summer start the whole "installing process"). I wanna get a huge kit pieced so i can do the shit at once. And i dont want to have a nice setup all said and done in time to enjoy for the WINTER. FUCK SNOW. So i just decided to hold off till next year and learn/save/piece more together.

Sorry guys im just in a good mood, i mean it makes your day go buy good when your boss tells you that you'll be making more money!! It's not a sweet godly amount lol. But its just nice to get. so dont ask!!!!! lol. But it is double digits....in the dollar amount not cent amount lol.

nice man. same subject since the hurricane i was jobless cause the beaches are ruined. so i got a job w/ this guy i know doing some remodeling. making $100+ a day plus bonuses at the end of a job. oh and its all under the table so im stoked

There's a reason I made this sticky at the top. Please use it so I don't have to merge every off-topic thread with it :smile:.

damn i totally didnt see all these new stickies lol. My bad. Remember i mysteriously couldnt connect for like 2 weeks. I come back and feel like a noob again.

i love bitch stories.......this one time at walmart me and a friend were so mother fucking bored just chilling in the parking lot meeting with some kids. Then we spot these two girls coming out. Couldnt even tell if there hot or not...to far away lol. But i just yell out hey girl!!!! they come down, and one is fat and ugly and the other is cute( smoking body with the uhhh butter face....well kind of buttery, im super picky) but anyway we end up following them to a house one of thems moving out of. So we have a half bottle of crown left and we drink that shit up. Finally the fat bitch passes out and i attack like a shark on surfers(*not on the fatty* im no crazy ass dude). Before you know it were tagging this bitch porno style. She's sitting on a chair, im licking the kitty(what can i say im a "vagatarian"....get it), while he's standing on the arm rests with his wieney in her mouth. He blows a load, then its my turn....i have to say that this ho looooooked way better naked (not beacause im drunk either, we played strip poker before....minus the fatty). Her body was "wow" i remember it like yesterday. The funny thing is i think i used to work with her?? we both looked at each other funny when we first met, like "do i know you" kind of look. O well havent seen her since lol. I busted all over her face, we left her naked, cold, covered in protein shake on the couch. For real it wasnt 2 minutes after we were done and we were out the door..whahahahaha. She felt abused, we felt proud. Then we find out the next day she was so drunk she tried to leave and ran into the garage door bwaahhaha and broke it bwhahahahha she was stranded in a house they were supposed to be out of. Being a guy is awesome. By the way this is a really good friend of mine i was with....so dont think im a homo. Some guys get wierded out when i tell them tag stories, like its gay or something?? Im just like i guess you dont get pussy that much??? Iv got alot of stories to tell. Shit iv been in more tags then 1 on 1's. Me and my boy always bring the other into it. We make it a group thing. Most girls are like NO, but with a little alcohol and some talking.....there calling the next weekend.....and the one after that....

trampolene sex is super funny. You cant stop bouncing whahahahah its funny shit. try it. Just dont be super stoned, you'll laugh to hard. I ended up using the dildo she had in her purse to take car of it....talk about a ho. Then we left her at his house whahahha, then his older brother went down and banged her tooo whahahahhahahhaha. First time we both(me and his brother) met her. It was my friends friend from highschool. Damn, she was smoking too, i dont see why she was such a whore, its not like she didnt get attention. Natural D's on a nice fit body. About 5'8". long brown hair. Her lulu tasted like fresh spring water. We turned her lulu into a yasha though....poor girl.

i love bitch stories.......this one time at walmart me and a friend were so mother fucking bored just chilling in the parking lot meeting with some kids. Then we spot these two girls coming out. Couldnt even tell if there hot or not...to far away lol. But i just yell out hey girl!!!! they come down, and one is fat and ugly and the other is cute( smoking body with the uhhh butter face....well kind of buttery, im super picky) but anyway we end up following them to a house one of thems moving out of. So we have a half bottle of crown left and we drink that shit up. Finally the fat bitch passes out and i attack like a shark on surfers(*not on the fatty* im no crazy ass dude). Before you know it were tagging this bitch porno style. She's sitting on a chair, im licking the kitty(what can i say im a "vagatarian"....get it)...

:shakehead you're either brave or stupid...just hope your tongue doesn't fall out :slap:

:shakehead you're either brave or stupid...:slap:

".............Honda vs. The Competition"

HAHAHA That's what I thought when I saw ur sig.

nope its still licking. As to the brave and stupid part....a little of both. But yea iv calmed down on the random licking. This was 2-3 years ago. She was younger than me too....so she couldnt of been to beat up. Nothing but fresh young female. Its just a random moment that saved the night from totally sucking. Should i tell you guys about the time i woke up getting head from a girl that i was just friends with...? lol talk about rise and shine lol. When i was done i was like ok, what made you want to do that. SHe said i had a morning wood and no covers so she couldnt resist. I was like whahhhahahahahah morning wood. Its funny though, the night before we(the girl and me) were staying the night at another friends house. She was on the couch, and i was on the other. Were totally friends so dont think im a homo for not making a move. We were watching real sex late night on hbo. Then i wake up with her on deez nuts. o well, thats the only time iv ever hooked up with her. Well i guess she hooked up with me lol. She's a real cool girl, not for that reason either. I asked her if that means she's attracted to me, she said i was cute but that im too young for her. I was 19, she was 21. So i guess i was kind of. I couldnt get into bars or anything. But she would always be up on me when we hung out?? Not like up on me molestation style, but like always around me, and give me random hugs and laying her head on me and shit. Im like damn girl, your cock blocking any other girls from me. Lots of kids assumed we were together, im like no dude its just a weird situation we have. Havent seen her in a long while though, wonder what would happen if i saw her somewhere.

chuki i havenever seen this side of u hahahaha

lol iv got some stories up my sleeve. Girls around here are whores in a half. I think we lead the nation in teen pregnancy a few years back. I remember Jay Leno saying something about it way back. I started laughing so hard.

Like today, i just got done washing my car (i know its primer, but i like it clean lol) and theres like this cheerleading team up at DQ having a fund raiser car wash. I come driving by and there all looking good and all nice little tan bodies with good size school girl titties. There like hey your hot let me wash your car. I pull in just to talk, i wouldnt let them touch my primered up, duct taped windowed car lol. But anyways these girls were whores in a half(could tell by body language, and the purposeful chests sticking out. They started cheering and shit showing off there "moves" if you know what i mean). Strangely i dont remember any cheer's from my days looking like that. They turned into freak dancing(trying to impress the older guy i guess??). if i didnt feel like a child molestor i would have done a thing or two, but they had to be freshman or sophmores. Im 20 i dont need none of that. Been there done that and bought a t-shirt. THose days are over. Need some experienced gals lol. After a while you just get tired of teaching you know. 18 is the cut off for me. But damn its tempting sometimes. If they look older and are a bit more mature, i usually make some exceptions. Im sure you've met a few and when they said there age your like no fucking way your 16/17 or whatever age they say.

thats def. true about the not wanting to teach. fuck that but fuck eating pussy too. if a bitch needs that,i dont give a shit about her i can find another one that dont just as easy im not doin SHIT FOR YOU bitch if theres gonna be oral sex one way only im on the receiving end.

post your best pwned pictures, or other crazy shit you have!

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/293248onlyinmiddleschool-med.jpg
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/293248owned-crushed_f1502.jpg
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/293248pic0886-med.jpg
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http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/293248pic0925.jpg

thats def. true about the not wanting to teach. fuck that but fuck eating pussy too. if a bitch needs that,i dont give a shit about her i can find another one that dont just as easy im not doin SHIT FOR YOU bitch if theres gonna be oral sex one way only im on the receiving end.


im sorry. What are you affraid of?? If pussy wasnt ment to be eaten, god wouldnt of made it look like a taco. It tastes like water!! Now if a bitch is totally beat up, and has a yasha looking twat....by all means pass. But a nice fresh lulu is so damn hot. 69. Its better that way. You need to stop watching porn....most those twats are hideous.

Sorry guys, but can we please deviate from the sexual discussion. Believe it or not, we do have members of this forum under 16 years of age, and being as we are a family site, discussions of this type are discouraged. You're welcome to continue it via PM but please abstain from having it on the open forum. Thanks :smile:.

ok i wont explain this one then but i like girls that have a FUPA take your guesses of whta it means in your head or PM me

ok i wont explain this one then but i like girls that have a FUPA take your guesses of whta it means in your head or PM me

wasnt FUPA off of mario bros or something?

no that was KOOPA. the turtle.

:lol:

You need to stop watching porn....most those twats are hideous.

Not the porn I watch. Under 20 only.lol Its all still pink.haha Some of those old sluts are soo freaking dirty. Roast beef Mofos need a break... I bet kids just fall out of some of that shit. They come out saying "Dammit dad, stop poking me in the eye!!1" Nasty hoes.

Oh ya, I love this pic (http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/293248pic0886-med.jpg) you posted sidewayz. Its funny when stuff liek this you can read no problem.lol

ok i wont explain this one then but i like girls that have a FUPA take your guesses of whta it means in your head or PM me

Fat Upper Pussy Area. Do I win?

you got it. have i told u before kevin?

you got it. have i told u before kevin?

nah, you haven't told me before. i thought more people would know what a fupa was.

btw, i'm leaving tomorrow morning at 9. stopping at the bottom of sc tomorrow night and then i will be back in pcola monday afternoon.

nice
im in p cola right now for the weekend but im leaving mon after noon or night who knows. if u get here early enough ill help u move some shit in. like i did last yr

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