this Race left me wanting more

OK i was hang out with my buddy and my moms sent me to office max to make some copies for her. So as the good little boy i went to do so, we hop in the SRT and go and we run in to some hot chicks in the Land-Rover Freelander and so we get next to them and i wink and the passenger and blow a kiss at the driver (that driver was F*#king Beautiful :naughty:) so the girls take interest, but we stop at a red light

behind some traffic. so passenger signals the driver to rev at me so they rev at me, so I rev high enough to allow the BOV to sound like im hissin at them in a sexy manner. (MOPAR BOV are cool for that :biggrin: ) and their faces light up Like a christmas tree. and the passenger yells over to us "hey thats sounds really nice what is that?" i just grin back and she started to giggle at us because she knew i wasnt gonna tell. so the

light turns green and we continue towards the destination then they notice i was turning right so they signaled to jump in front of me so i allowed them to. so we turn right and stop at a red light in which the next light is 1/2 a mile down. and its an empty road. with just the chicks and me and my buddy so the driver yells out " Hey honey lets go for it!" so she revs the Land Rover again at me. and yell across to them "OK

Mami-Chula on green give it everything you got" so she yells back "YOU TOO PAPI!" so the Green drops and i hesitate on purpose then i see that shes got AWD. MY buddy goes "Damn they got all wheel Doggthey might take it" Im like "not yet the race ends at the next light." so as i shift into 2nd i make up for the lost ground,shift into 3rd we are neck and neck i shift into 4th and i start to pull hard on her i reach 5th and i

was at 120-125 and we put a Bus and 3 cars on the girls. so we go into the left turning lane and they pull up next to us. and the get out of the car and walk over to us. and my boy had the pen and paper ready for their number and before we could ask for it they driver reached in and kisses me on the lips, leaving me in shock and she whispers in my ear" Thanks for the run, maybe we can run into each other some other day

and if you find me and beat me again, we'll go on a date." so i was like why not tonight?" and she goes" because im going to my fathers house" for the weekend but if you live around this area trust me even I can probably find you with a sexy car like that"so she kisses me again jumps in her car and leaves,I went to pursuit but there was too much traffic for me to jump out of my lane and squeeze into the next lane :banghead: so i asked my buddy "Did you get the number?" "nope

the passenger gave me a kiss and didnt let me speek." then i was like double :banghead: :banghead: but i was still happy as fuck. I hope i Run into her again soon because Damn she was Uber hott

Footnotes: guys just read it :boink:

sweet story man, but offense the girl sounds like a slut. Some girls kiss on the first date, some girls fuck on the first date, this girl would prolly do it all without a date.

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sweet story man, but offense the girl sounds like a slut. Some girls kiss on the first date, some girls fuck on the first date, this girl would prolly do it all without a date.

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sweet story man, but offense the girl sounds like a slut. Some girls kiss on the first date, some girls fuck on the first date, this girl would prolly do it all without a date.


true.

sweet story man, but offense the girl sounds like a slut. Some girls kiss on the first date, some girls fuck on the first date, this girl would prolly do it all without a date.
You say that like it's a bad thing? :dunno: LOL

Oh well, just double pack it to be safe.

I wonder if her name was Monica...

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You say that like it's a bad thing? :dunno: LOL
far from bad.........






















but it is not good either.

Did she happen to say, if you beat her again you get her friend too?

MONICAAAAA :lol:

Did she happen to say, if you beat her again you get her friend too?

MONICAAAAA :lol:
I don't know but since he did win....could it be monica and her friends F&F wannabes?




wait we had those wayback before the movie.....and most you don't need to beat in a race.

Ok, see.......I just get happy to beat someone, that shit just dosent happen to me

Then again, I dont want whatever "guy she just took it from"'s stuff on my lips.... :puke:

YOU GOT SPOOGE ON YOUR LIPS!

:lol:

YOU GOT SPOOGE ON YOUR LIPS!

:lol:

i've just been :owned: by red
N-e ways i really dunno about the friend i guess we'll see what happens with that im guess is that her was prolly hyped up about my buddy.

i've just been :owned: by red
N-e ways i really dunno about the friend i guess we'll see what happens with that im guess is that her was prolly hyped up about my buddy.

ppssshfhfhfhf, dont play it off, you got owned by both of us :loser:

its cool, you got spunked on by some guy no biggie! :grinno:


just playin :icon16:

lol ok i was owned by the panda squad

Nice race man. Also sorry about the spluge, but i raced her before you. just kidding, I hope you meet up with her again and get your groove on.

Nice race man. Also sorry about the spluge, but i raced her before you. just kidding, I hope you meet up with her again and get your groove on.


hahshahah vyouus ghot crabass!!!!!!!!

tyhats what dirty pussy gfets!!!

I woujldnt know, but you know?

yuyyaahh man, stick to the good bitches, dont get duifrtyy pussy!


SRTS KI(CK ASS!

Thanx Caviman!


OK ill stick with tha clean pussy and one more thing

terminal im guessing ur drunk off your ass

shes going to her fathers house to drive his C6.

i guess you wont get any then.

terminal im guessing ur drunk off your ass

very good observation! :icon16:

yay i love drunk people!! they're so angry and trip on everything...what could be funnier?

Noobs that get banned :biggrin:

Noobs that get banned :biggrin:
THA CIV OWNED!

oh sorry for my horrible comment...won't ever happen again :thefinger :smokin: