Holy Sh*t I Hate Crows

could there BE a more annoying bird??? what is there purpose??!? I swear, if shotguns were legal in the city limits there would not be a crow within 10 miles of my house.

how about seagulls?! *shudder*

Pidgeons. Rats with wings.

I vote sea gulls. Mostly because I live at the beach and they constantly shit on my truck. I swear to God they fucking aim. :banghead:

those fuckers that swoop you. What ever they are called. I hate them.

those fuckers that swoop you. What ever they are called. I hate them.
Bald Eagles.

i see bald eagles all the time, but they swoop at seagulls and not people. haha. eagles know what's up: kill the seagulls.

Here in So. Il. we've got Heron's. They are about the size of a Flamingo. When they shit on your car it leaves an 8 inch diameter spot. We call them shitagob's around here.

A friend of mine was sitting in class one day and saw a crow picking at a bag of chips through the window. Then he noticed the bag was still closed and the company truck for the vending machine company was parked in the lot with the back open. He quickly ran outside, scared the crow and stole the bag of chips from it.

I'm pretty sure they were chicken flavoured chips too. :D

I vote for seagulls. you can't bring anything to the beach but a towel without haveing atleast 60 of the bastards trying to eat you alive.

Davo...you mean magpie or plovers>?

I know what you mean about crows. I live 5mins walk away from my old high school. When school holidays rock round (like now) the crows shift back out towards my place as there isnt any food to scab out of the school bins.
I find a slingshot and a shite load of ball bearings/sinkers does the job to get rid of them.

Seaguls are a pain in the ASS!

I got attacked by a duck once...Ive had mental scars ever since.

I got attacked by a duck once...Ive had mental scars ever since.

:rofl:

Crows are the worst though IMO stupid black things just making noise, hopefully shotguns in city limits WILL be legal someday then we can say "LETS GO CROW HUNTIN!"

I bet you guy won't say that to Brandon Lee!

Ah he's dead already, dont gotta.

Yeah but he will come back you watch!

Yep especially since they are reviving the DEAD lately.