WTF?! porsche vs pheasant

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so does insurance cover this?

In North carolina it does. You break you're windshield, as long as you have liability, you get a new one free.

You're on your own to clean it up though

pheasant wins



kamikaze victory.

:eek2: I'm speechless. That driver is lucky it didn't hit him.

Score one for the pheasants. The third picture is just repulsive:lol:, all the blood/guts on the seats..haha I'm glad I don't have to clean that shit.

Eh, it's an automatic.

Eeewwwww !!!!

That's almost as bad as the pic. around with the moose through the windshield on some car. Dayum.

:lol: I thought it was going to be a race video

I think the pheasant won.... :shakehead

Thanks, I was eating supper. None the less that had to have been quite the scare, wonder what speeds the two of them were going to do that. Isn't it suppose to take quite a lot of force to go through a windsheild?? My dad owned an old old ford years ago and a pheasant took off his rear view mirror though, fucking things.

Would have been funnier if the pheasant made it out the back. :lol:

Eh, it's an automatic.

I felt bad about the poor porsche until that... Ill bet the pheasant said, what? An automatic porsche? DIE!

That guy must have been hauling ass. Pheasant aren't that big...I wouldn't think it would penetrate a windshield like that unless he was pushing some big speed.

wow, thats crazy. Would scare the shit out of me.

SQUAWK!!!


Only the guy that gets paid to put in the windshield and/or clean up pheasant guts wins.

Everyone else loses; it's like a Greek tragedy:
Pheasant dies, but kills windshield.
Windshield knows pheasant coming to kill it, so kills it back.
Owner spattered by debris from kill scene, has to pay $$ for at least clean up.
Seats will never be the same.

Oh yeah, and the owner is a LOSER prior to the accident, for the above mentioned reason of an automatic transmission. Pah.

I hope to God that he had his mouth shut when that happened. :puke:

Don't worry about cooking honey, I'm bringing home dinner..... :iceslolan

I've seen alot of things in my day, but that... was... AWESOME!

That poor poor car,

Automatic or not, its a porche, I'd drive it,

it's not automatic, its tiptronic.
its the gearbox that porsche inveneted to make fat americans think they can drive a proper car.

Tiptronic®
The tiptronic, which is available with five or six speeds, has all the advantages and technical features (Dynamic Shift Program (DSP), key lock, shift lock) of the automatic transmission. All gear changes take place without any interruption in engine power. This is particularly advantageous when towing a trailer. tiptronic allows the driver to override the automatic mode by moving the lever into a second (tiptronic) shift gate and permits, for example, downshifting on winding mountain roads to increase the braking effect of the engine or for a particularly sporty driving style. The six-speed tiptronic has wider transmission spacing, thus reducing fuel consumption and the noise level and increasing ride comfort. On all models it has an additional Sport program which delays upshifts for a sportier driving style. Shift quality has been further improved thanks to electronics integrated directly into the transmission.

It's still an automatic slushbox with a torque converter, so for all intents and purposes it's an automatice Porsche. Nothing like SMG or DSG, which actually use a clutch (or 2 in the case of DSG).

The poor bird!

It'd be way funnier if it was porsche vs. peasant, which is what I see every time I glance at the thread title.

Got a lot of those pheasants around here. Guess I need to be more careful.

BTW that is the first new boxster I have seen outside of porsche ads. :lol2:

it's not automatic, its tiptronic.
its the gearbox that porsche inveneted to make fat americans think they can drive a proper car.

How could you not know that tiptronic is an automatic transmission?

That's almost as bad as the pic. around with the moose through the windshield on some car. Dayum.
You mean this?
http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/moose_thru_car.jpg

Daaayaaaaaammmmm!

What were they thinking? Drank maybe?

its the gearbox that porsche inveneted to make fat americans think they can drive a proper car.



you made my day :grinyes:

Actually on myth busters they did something like that against a windsheild and it didnt take much...I think it was like 40-50mph and it tore through the window really easy

You mean this?
http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/images/moose_thru_car.jpg

holy fuck. looking at his license plate, that happened here in Ontario.

i'mma be careful now!

that's some crazy shit!

poor bird :(

you made my day :grinyes:

i'm glad someone appreciates my carefully selected words.

Pheasant 1, Porsche 0

Well the lightweight championship belt definitely goes to the bird...but I don't think it'll be claiming it anytime soon.