He bit my *special area*

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Out of control little dog. :cwm27:

i would have punted that thing across the park if he bit me that close to my "special area".

I'da stomped the shit outa that lil' dog.

hmm... didn't need to hear that.

This is why I hate little dogs. They are all hyperactive yappy little shits. Most big dogs are calm.

Honestly, that dog would still be wonering where he was when he finally landed. I'm still trying to figure out who is crazier, the mutt or the lady, man she's out there!!!!!!!!!

He bite my vagina two time!

and dog penis, too. He not know me, he bite me when he get crazy. Sheesh!!!!!!!!! That lady is a bigger :loser: than little dog. Man, she's gonna get her ass sued, and they got the tape of the hole in the guy's leg. My hat's off to the guy who got attacked :smokin:, no way would I have been that composed about it. Dog would have been dead, and I'd have filed assault police charge on her [failure to control animal, leading to personal injury].

I'd get a big dog and........well, you can guess the rest, lunchtime.

you know there ARE other ways to get the dog off of you besides killing it or kicking it.

sick fucks.

you know there ARE other ways to get the dog off of you besides killing it or kicking it.

sick fucks.

no but if a tiny little dog like that has the guts to go up to a full grown man and bite for no reason, im gonna show it why it shouldnt. The dog is obviously very aggressive and it needs to be taught a lesson. A good switft kick knocking it flying through the air should do the trick. If the dog doesnt die, then it will always remember what happens when it bites someone. Also in most counties/cities dogs have a one bite law. If the dog bites one person and the dog is not provoked, the dog is required to be put to sleep by the state. Theres no way around it.

that's just the thing. if it's a TINY dog attacking you, there are other ways to remove it from your person.

if it were a larger dog attacking you that would actually pose a threat to your life, such as a Rottweiler or Doberman, then i can fully understand doing everything in your power to stop that dog. in fact i was attacked by a doberman myself and was forced to kick it in the snout to stop it from attacking my grandmother who was with me.

but when it's a tiny dog, i don't see the point in killing or seriousley harming the thing when there are other, more humane ways around it.

What if it's lots of tiny little dogs attacking.... or maybe half of a large dog? what then?

yeah... what if its a big dog with no legs?

The size of your dog has nothing to do with the way it behaves.. its all about the dogs temperment and training..
I have a 25lb Jack Russell Terrier,who loves going for car rides, He thinks he owns the passenger seat in my truck... is excellent with children and has never been yippy or Hyperactive.. when i take him hiking he is off his leash.. Listens obediently and has never left my side..
The reason for the dogs missbehavior usually leads back to it's ignorant owner, If you know your dog bites, keep it on a leash and walk it with a muzzle.. and the public park might not be the place for a retarded owner and crotch biting pooch.. :2cents:
-Jimmy

if it were a larger dog attacking you that would actually pose a threat to your life, such as a Rottweiler or Doberman,

You're telling me that getting your dick ripped off isn't a threat to your life? How could a guy go on without a dick???

^That is a Good Point!
-Jimmy

And who's to know if that mutt's owner kept it up on it's shots.

Yeah, I dont care if the dog is small, big, retarded or whatever, im kicking the crap outta the thing if it looks like its going to bite me or something.

you know there ARE other ways to get the dog off of you besides killing it or kicking it.

sick fucks.

I'm not sure I see a need to be calling them sick fucks...

Thats nothing but the dog in me.......

Animal Inside!

That dog must be able to jump pretty well to get a guy in the "special place". I have a little dog and she's not like that at all. She's never even bitten me when we were playing around

ok ok i wouldnt kick it or kill it id taze that little shit. or id bite it back that dog would think twice about biting me if i bit him back

I'd do it in, or have someone do it in, before it hurts some little kid who sees a "nice doggy". I still say the dude had a damn good point about what if it were a kid, because obviously the dog-owner is a whack-job.

She STATED the mutt is fucked up, it attacked her and her other dog, it attacked that guy [I will grant that we don't know why the mutt attacked him], it's psycho and should die. Some animals are like that, whether their fault or not, but the bottom line remains that I will kill to defend myself from any attacking animal, I refuse to take any chance of a disease being inflicted on my person.

So as far as I am concerned, animal-rights never overcome my rights.

No joke. Whenever anyone sends me that video of the chickens being slaughtered saying "You will never eat chickens again after watching this!!! It's soo cruel!", I watch it, and then reply while eating my tasty boneless frank's red hot buffalo wings, "if God didn't want us eating animals he wouldn't of made 'em out of meat." :lol2:

^I've used that line. It shut up my vegetarian friend. :)

Eat more steak around vegetarians so the cow died anyway. :icon16:

"I don't want him to bite my labrador on the penis" :lol2:

And who's to know if that mutt's owner kept it up on it's shots.
Yea. what if the dog had an STD? That would be totally uncool.

What if the owner had an STD that the poor gentleman now has? Crotch to crotch by wet dog nose.

I'm not sure I see a need to be calling them sick fucks...


that's why I said it, and not you.

MY opinion, not yours.

:shakehead

Me, a 210 Lb Football player......I would've ran.....LOL j/k. If the dog bit me, I would've probably kicked it or knocked it on the nose.

Sometimes the behavior of a pet depends on the disciplinary action taken by the owner when such events occur. I think the fault goes more to the woman more than the dog for not properly taming the dog so that it's fine in public just hte way she spoke to the camera and reacted because she made absolutely no sense. When my sister brought home my Rhodesian Ridgeback that we have now (picked it up from a Rott-Weiler [SP?] breeding farm, was neglected and starved and beaten because the owner wanted pure breds), after she pissed, and crapped on the floor and ate things, everytime that happened there would be a slap on the butt. Still being protective to those who she senses we don't know yet being tame to those who she senses we do know, she still tame in public too. It's all the discipline the owner inflicts like someone said on here.

I would've bit the dog back in its *special area*and called it a day :)

I would've bit the dog back in its *special area*and called it a day :)

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