funny thing happened at work today....

It's always a great self esteem booster when 3 hot college girls come to the fence just to flirt with you while you're trying to concentrate on washing a damn volkswagen... :naughty: lol

that was a funny thing? was it bad? Why the hell did you keep washing the car? :confused:

Thats when you show them how spacious the backseat is ninja porn star style.

that was a funny thing? was it bad? Why the hell did you keep washing the car? :confused:

lol, I really don't know why I kept washing the car. I gave 'em a little smile but my style is to remain mr. misterioso... :lol2:

or mr. gayandnotinterestedoso... rofl mysterious. Yeah, you couldda gotten numbers there! but noooo. your devotion lay with the all-powerful veedubya!

It's always a great self esteem booster when 3 hot college girls come to the fence just to flirt with you while you're trying to concentrate on washing a damn volkswagen... :naughty: lol

Obviously they were lost and needed assistance with directions. :icon16:

lol, I really don't know why I kept washing the car. I gave 'em a little smile but my style is to remain a virgin... :lol2:

huh? :grinno:

I've gone skinny dipping lots of times.....................:lol:

I'm an auto enthusiast too.































But I'm a pussy enthusiast first and foremost.

mr. misterioso likes to keep his job since it was only his 4th day at work.... lol if they come back and I get laid in the bathroom I'll let you know, although its a pretty small bathroom... :uhoh:

I'm an auto enthusiast too.

But I'm a pussy enthusiast first and foremost.
Oh, so that's why you drive that Mazda. You like to own a car that screams 'vagina' ;)

Oh, so that's why you drive that Mazda. You like to own a car that screams 'vagina' ;)
Well you drive what you eat.....wait....uhhhh...... :grinno:

i would've "accidentally" sprayed them with the hose, then offered to "dry them off".

:naughty:

"Oh im sorry, the hose got away from me there..here I got a towel, your shirt's all wet" :D

hahaha, thats hilarious! 3 hot biatches were spittin game at you and you didnt do shit!! hilarious.

"Oh im sorry, the hose got away from me there..here I got a towel, your shirt's all wet" :D

your.... "hose"???? is that a euphemism? :eek7:










:uhoh:

Oh, so that's why you drive that Mazda. You like to own a car that screams 'vagina' ;)
:lol:

your.... "hose"???? is that a euphemism? :eek7:










:uhoh:

yes

ironically you didn't spray them with the ho..se.

Tsk Tsk ec437... The Jedi force controled your abilities to encounter with the dark side of the women. Next time release your powers and let the Dark side control you toward them...






That sounded way too geeky and gay... this is what happens if i watch toooo much Star Wars just too see how HOT Natalie Portman is.......

*sack tap*



























you've lost your balls, find them and get some numbers.

Im sure your boss would have understood, you could have just said hey there was two of them, one for me one for you, im not greedy. Think about it, how many porns start out with hot chicks washing cars. You should have asked if they wanted to help then use the cheesey porn lines like oh my hose is so big or mind if i pork you on the hood of this car.

or mr. gayandnotinterestedoso... rofl mysterious. Yeah, you couldda gotten numbers there! but noooo. your devotion lay with the all-powerful veedubya!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: