Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone laugh at me... :grinyes:

So I went to a party last night. I drank myself beyond drunk. I really don't know what I did. I was home at 4AM-ish IMing people. I know because I woke up just now and checked my computer. Here's the bad news. My friend who brought me home told me I made out with a certain girl. This girl is ugly and twice the size of me. I'm just about half laughing and crying here. :lol: I really hope he's fucking with me. Last thing I remember was this girl biting my ear. NOOOOOO. Literally. She was biting my ear and then I woke up in my bed. I don't have a clue WTF happened. It gets worse! Girl I have an uber crush on showed up at the party. I hope I didn't say anything stupid. She was wearing a skirt and looked just too fucking good. "There'd be deaths to slide my tongue up her legs" good. :eek: Anyway I probably did say something stupid and ruined all chances again. Anyway this is me rambling because I don't know what the fuck I did last night.

So to recap.

I show up at party around 11ish. Drank 2-24's of Heinekin in record time. After that A CUP of Captain Morgans then A CUP of Grey Goose. Then I look at my phone and it's 12:18. After that it's a blur. I came home at 4am. So from 12:18 to 4 I know nothing of what I did. I possibly made out with an ugly fat chick and said something stupid to uber hot chick who I want very badly. :uhoh:

SAVE ME

that blows man ive done that many of times. except i never do it in summer i always do it during the school year. in one night ive managed to get in a fight get a written arrest and screw up a "sure thing" that i was supposed to fuck that night cause i made out w/ some random girl in front of the sure thing which led to the fight. but that was all after a 36 hour binge not only 5 hours of drinking

lmfao

Awesome! More replies! BTW I am STILL DRUNK. :lol: I gotta call my friend and see wtf I did...

EDIT

OK good news. I DIDN'T make out with anybody (well I guess that's good news) My friend was just effing with me. Thank goodness...

maybe you did make out with her, but now he's just protecting you from the truth.

OR, maybe he's setting you up for a big surprise. Maybe he got a camera phone pic of you making out with shamoo, and he's gonna blow it up to a 36"x36" print and post it up at a surprise party.


nah, you probly didnt make out with her. I never would make out with a fat chick no matter how trashed I am.

Ya did it to yourself, stop whining.

LOL. Twas a fun night. And I didn't do anything despite being that heavily wrecked. Such a relief!

I never heard the word uber before...

So what if you made out with a non-goodlooking chick we all have somthig in our back pockets we arent proud of..some more then others..

I never heard the word uber before...

So what if you made out with a non-goodlooking chick we all have somthig in our back pockets we arent proud of..some more then others..

i've never made out with any ugly chicks.... are you admitting something?

^^ haha I got a huge pair of beer goggles

HAHA, good nights yo.

Yeah man. Since memorial day weekend (27 of may) I have been a non stop partying machine. I drank on more of the days in the past 3 weeks then not days of drinking. Next weekend is my friends 21st b-day. FUCK ME.

FUCK ME.

not all of us swing that way, buddy. :uhoh:

Hmmm...drunk guy says he thinks he might have made out with (really) big girl. Says remembers being bitten on ear....

Later, less drunk guy says relieved that friend messing with him.

Hmmmm............................. :biggrin:

My friend wouldn't lie! And so far nobody else has said anything to me. If it really did happen, I'd be hearing about it left and right.

you didn't fall down the stairs or anything either?
your ass is feeling alright?

hahaha :rofl:

HAHA!!! I GOT THAT BEAT!!!

Saturday:
1. Me and my friend had 46 beers between us. I cleared 20 in about three hours.
2 There were 3 of us that were hella ready to drink and fuck around all night.
3. The two of us with the beer had an initiation into a certain 'way of life' that night, which meant we had to achieve a certain level of... sexual flare in one night. do'nt ask, long story.
4. There's a girl that was at the party whom we had some 'history', and lately we've been getting flirtatious again. Well, more than flirtatious.
5. She JUST broke up with her boyfriend, who is a good friend of mine Friday NIGHT.
6. I vaguely remembered certain things about the night Sunday afternoon, when I woke up at the crack of 3, which was later confirmed by other sources.
7. To my knowledge, I kinda sorta got down with said girl then made out with her best friend. Note: girl had broken up with boyfriend (5 months) the night before. I'm not necessarily sure he wasn't in the area when this happened.
8. we hit the strip club and got in VIP free. werd.
9. I threw up in front of a stripper.

Threw up in front of a stripper eh? I guess you got me bear. I threw up in front of a deli down the block. :)

I don't remember a THING after the stripper incident, except that I was determined to make up for lost beer. Plus we got beer free from the club for the same reason we got in VIP: friend knows somebody. :D I DID make up for lost beer. THen woke up with this terrible horrible ridiculous hangover. So I went back to bed until about 5 or so

Ah I got you beat. I didn't wake up hungover, I woke up drunk!

Are you sure it was the girl biting on your ear and not your friend? You said you were pretty messed up-LOL

I was aware for some of the things that occured :D

ROFL!! Hey, at least your drunk lasted. I think mine wore off sometime between noon and evening, when I got up. But you can remember the ear thing, so you got me beat again. Cuz I can't reember 4/5ths of making out or fooling around for shit. I DO remember feeling very, very happy.

So I got it confirmed today. I say to a really good friend of mine who's a friend of the girl that I have a 'history' with. We somehow got onto that subject or something and I made her swear not to say anything to anyone. Then I was like "yeah I think I made out with this girl." she goes: I don't think so, she prolly wouldda told me. Then calls her and asks her. What part of "don't say anything to anyone" is spanish or otherwise incomprehendable in that sentence? lol... crazy kids and their VD

LMAO... Its ok man I guess it happens to the best of us. (Im definetly not one of the best)

Every now and then, you just gotta lose your fucking mind. And that's what I did. No regrets :D