Joke: What DO they do for fun?

So I'm driving in the middle nowhere, Kansas, and I pull through a tiny little town on a dusty road that I couldn't BELIEVE still existed. The only buildings there were a house and a log wood store that actually read General Store. There's this old man with a long beard and ragged farm clothes sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair. I hopped out of my car and approached the man.
"What do you do for fun around here?" I asked.
He replied with, "Oh we don't do nothin' but hunt and fuck."
I half smiled. Then in an attempt to deter uncomfortable silence after that comment said, "Well, what do you hunt?"
"Somethin' to fuck."

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nasty :eek:

:lol: thats pretty good.

yeah....

Yikes.

Whoa... :uhoh:

uhhh.... :sly:

ehh

:lol2:

It's Kansas, doesn't surprise me. This is probably not even a joke, it's more like a true story.

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

I mean...:disappoin

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:grinno:

was his name buck?

:lol: :uhoh:

that is so dirty.
but funny!