Smurfs

I know its stupid but a friend asked me today what i thought Smurfs tasted like. so i started thinking about it and i think they would have tasted kinda like Cotton candy. then i started thinking about the cartoon and what the cartoon was actually about. and came to the conclusion that the smurfs were homosexual Marxist. what do u guys think?

i think smurfette would get it.:boink::naughty:

I'll smurfing smurf your smurf so smurf... you'll be smurf for days. Then, I'm going to smurf on your smurf till I can't smurf no more! And you're going to smurfing smurf it! - Papa Smurf to Smurfette

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Turn around Smurfette, it's time for Smurffy Style cuz I like to Smurf from the back. :rofl:

itrs always all about smurfette. she never got any all the smurfs were gay

http://www.fasthorse.com/weblog/images/smurfette.gif

http://www.cs.xu.edu/~ryanr/images/id_hit_it_clinton6.jpg
Id be lying if I said it would be the first time I ever had sex with an extremely short blue chick who lived in a land of tiny gay blue guys.

But who hasn't?

Me and a few friends were debating one night about whether or not smurfette got any ass from the smurfs or if they gangbanged her, I figured we were the only retards that thought of things like that.

Me and a few friends were debating one night about whether or not smurfette got any ass from the smurfs or if they gangbanged her, I figured we were the only retards that thought of things like that.

A bit obvious, ain't it? The answer is "NO" otherwise the smurfs wouldn't have blue balls, right?

Me and a few friends were debating one night about whether or not smurfette got any ass from the smurfs or if they gangbanged her, I figured we were the only retards that thought of things like that.
Naw, more retards (me and my friends) have often wondered the same thing :icon16: :rofl:

I'm curious to know how they all produced if Smurfette is the only female? Either she's loose as a goose or there's some Mother Smurf that we have never seen who has given birth to every single smurf there.

Ok, now I have read everything on the internet....

:lol: only on af do you have people discussing if smurfs had sexual intercouse

" Anyway, the long and short of it is that via magical smurfy smurf love Smurfette was made a real Smurf. And her hair turned blonde, so's you’d know she was good. Another interesting point is that Smurfette has never been with child. Yeah, Baby Smurf showed up, but Baby Smurfs have been showing up for years without her. From what I can tell, they magically appear under a mushroom every blue moon. This cyclical reproduction process, along with all the other facts, has led me to one and only one conclusion: Smurfs are a rare and magical type of asexual fungus."


If the smurfs were communist, they probably taste like a strange combination of cuban cigars and vodka.

If they were marxist, they probably taste like bullshit.

" Anyway, the long and short of it is that via magical smurfy smurf love Smurfette was made a real Smurf. And her hair turned blonde, so's you’d know she was good. Another interesting point is that Smurfette has never been with child. Yeah, Baby Smurf showed up, but Baby Smurfs have been showing up for years without her. From what I can tell, they magically appear under a mushroom every blue moon. This cyclical reproduction process, along with all the other facts, has led me to one and only one conclusion: Smurfs are a rare and magical type of asexual fungus."


If the smurfs were communist, they probably taste like a strange combination of cuban cigars and vodka.

If they were marxist, they probably taste like bullshit.

Or if they were apart of the AF community, they probably were easily amused. Seriously, has anyone gained anything outta this thread? Entertained at all?








Bah, this forum is weird. Probably why I keep coming back...

rofl it's what keeps me coming back.

Should I start a thread on what people think my urine tastes like? cause it seems pretty similar to this thread.




Don't mind me, I am just a drunk who has overcome the usage of the keyboard while intoxicated. Hey I sound smart. :lol2:

the answer to all our ?'s found it earlier today
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/3117/sociosmurf2.htm

I just read all that, and I think it focused wayyy too much on homosexuality. I think sexuality was unimportant in the grand scheme of the smurfs, and their portrayal of marxism. I think the more important issue was that the society was run by males, and the woman, was denied any type of important label even though she was capable of contributing with her alternative and more tactful approaches.


I think they taste like chicken.

Baby Veal.

Smurf

Ingredients

2 cl. Vodka
15 cl. Orange Juice
7 cl. Sprite
2 dashes Grenadine
1/2 dash strawberry Margarita mix

Directions:
Take the vodka in first, then orange juice and sprite. Then you take some dashes of grenadine and stirr it around for 20 sec. On the top of it you have a little dash of Strawb.marg.mix. Add ice cubes.
Drink Type: Cocktail
Glass Type: Highball Glass

http://what2drink.com/drinkrecipes/7221-smurf.asp

sounds good, but how the hell is that a smurf? it wouldn't even be blue.

...with curacao it would!

that wouldnt be a very strong drink.

I love that gargomel is supposed to represent capitalism. Who would have thunk?

this is somewhat similar to the book "animal farm" which basically is a book about animals being taken over by pigs when they overthrow the farmer(every character is representative of people during the bolshevik revolution). so bet they would taste like pork. or sausage. or ham.






















or bacon. :icon16:

smurfs were cool