Lil Joke
spaminator
06-14-2005, 02:14 AM
Oz just reminded me of a joke i heard and i didn't want to highjack a rant thread
SO ok you go through life and it sucks and then what you die at the end as an added bonus.
I think the whole life process is backwards.
You should die first and get it over with.
next you spend the next few years being taken car of in a nursing home
Work for 40 years.
Go to college do drugs drink a lot and have lots of sex
become a little kid, have worries play around
spend your last 9 months floating
and end off as an orgasm
I LIKE IT!
SO ok you go through life and it sucks and then what you die at the end as an added bonus.
I think the whole life process is backwards.
You should die first and get it over with.
next you spend the next few years being taken car of in a nursing home
Work for 40 years.
Go to college do drugs drink a lot and have lots of sex
become a little kid, have worries play around
spend your last 9 months floating
and end off as an orgasm
I LIKE IT!
RickwithaTbird
06-14-2005, 02:28 AM
ehh, I dunno.
imtheoneandonlyD
06-14-2005, 04:50 AM
old....i would be suprised if this wasnt a repost.
Jonno
06-14-2005, 07:53 AM
So you can own your Mercedes-benz at the prime of your life...
Sounds like a merc ad.
Sounds like a merc ad.
fredjacksonsan
06-14-2005, 07:57 AM
Still, sounds pretty good if you think about it.
Cyprus106
06-14-2005, 11:10 AM
Sounds good to me. But that was SO not a joke.
fredjacksonsan
06-14-2005, 11:13 AM
Well ya know, check the title....Lil Joke....as in VERY little!! :lol:
spaminator
06-14-2005, 01:28 PM
yeah well when i posted it i had had a little too much to drink
drewh4386
06-14-2005, 02:13 PM
sounds good.
ec437
06-14-2005, 02:41 PM
RickwithaTbird
06-14-2005, 02:43 PM
^^^ gotta agree. After living my whole life, I dont think I wanna experience that. In fact, I know I don't. That's not how I want to end. gross. you're just sick, you sick ass sicko.
sick.
sick.
spaminator
06-14-2005, 06:29 PM
i've been accused of that before. Nothing new
sameintheend01
06-15-2005, 04:40 AM
u fucked that joke to death... :/
Raz_Kaz
06-15-2005, 02:03 PM
u fucked that joke to death... :/
The only funny thing in this thread.
The only funny thing in this thread.
Oz
06-15-2005, 06:59 PM
Your dad's orgasm...
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/puke.gif
Yeah, but your Dad is younger than you are and you're going to die first.
:uhoh:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/puke.gif
Yeah, but your Dad is younger than you are and you're going to die first.
:uhoh:
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