HA!! I got ANOTHER insane ticket!

SO... I live on the outskirts of my city, down a dark street and around a corner. The dept. of transportation came out and ripped up a bunch of our road, nobody knows why, probably not even the DOT, and took 3 weeks tearing a 4x4 foot chunk of corner up and then putting back together, then they just left those bigass plastic orange barrels chilling in the road for almost a month. Well I got this great idea last night. I took the cones, took the rubber weights off of the bottom so they were nice and light, set 6 of them up bowling pin style, and got my friends to roll me down the hill in my office chair into the barrels. It was about midnight. We had a lot of fun with this until a cop starts to roll up. Here I am sliding down a hill towards a bunch of city property road barrels and i saw him from a ways away but didn't notice it was a cop until it was too late. My friends saw him and ran and i couldn't stop the chair in time cuz it was going too fast and when i put my feet down i lost a flip-flop. So I DIVE out of the chair, which hits all the barrels, (and knocked down all but one. DAMN! no strike...) And I get up in time to see a barrel roll right down by where he was turning towards us. I'm laughing and coughing so hard I can barely get up to run. There's barrels all OVER the street... and an office chair, my friends and roommates are shutting the garage door and locking the doors leaving me stuck with the wolves. The cop turns on his lights, so what was I to do? rofl, I run the opposite way from my duplex. The mentality was that if i ran towards mine, they'd know where I lived. If I ran away maybe they'd think it was the kids from up the street. So I just ran far enough to block his view of me. then walked around and back on the sidewalk, fully expecting to get caught. The cops on the side of the duplexes i ran towards all shining his spotlight and crap and I'm walking back right where he was. All of my friends and roommates are peeking out windows. The cop rolls back around and sees me and stops me and after it was all said and done gives me a noise violation ticket cuz he said someone complained. He's not pissed, and he's slightly amused and was like 'well i should take you in for destroying municipal property, but I didn't SEE you guys hit those things, so anyone could have done it. But the noise violation was called on your house, so... you're screwed on that one." I was just grinning ear to ear. He was pretty cool, all and all. I think I gotta pay $40 or some shit like that. And he wrote it on the RESIDENCE, not me. So that's cool too. Just CRACKED me up. :P I have court TOMORROW for barking like a chicken at a couple of cops.

haha nice! The picture keeps popping into my head. Oh and good luck on the chicken thing.

I didn't know that chickens barked.

Hahaha WTF barking?

My friend's been pulled over so many times he just smarts off to cops now...One cop asked him if he had any marijuana in the car, he answered, "No, but I have some starbursts, if you want some"....man that cop was pissed.

that's how i got arrested for barking like a chicken. The cop tried to TELL me I had drugs and I was like "oohooh don't forget to check my shoes! I might have CONTRABAND in my shoes!!" and just laughing. My girl was SO pissed at me. we're all 3 sitting on the curb and im being a complete dick to the cops, because they were dicks to me, and I'm like "Officer? can you check my blinker fluid for me while you're pissing aorund in there?" i said all sorts of bullshit and ended up getting arrested for "excessive hooting and hollering." in the officer's own words.

We've got ONE picture of me hitting the cones. It's all blurry cuz it's a camera phone and you see 2 coens flying and me crossing my arms with my mouth gaping open hitting the one directly in front of me. I'll try and have him send it to me.

Hahaha, thats some funny shit. I'll hafta be creative like that the next time i see some big orange barrels.

congrats :iceslolan :grinyes: :lol2:

Lmfao :rofl: :rofl:

What next, office chair hang gliding with a paper bag?

What next, office chair hang gliding with a paper bag?

Eh been done...

you fuckin guy! Thats awesome. you're stupid. lmao.

next time i dont have money to goto the bowling alley im setting up orange barrels like that.

:rofl: Thas was funny! All that trouble for that? :rofl:

I got a creeper from the shop and took it to my place. Tonight we're bowling down Louve style

man you guys are crazy, this dumbass in high school i knew who wanted to be a cop, he decided to grab some construction pylons and just kinda tossed one out the window of moving car to be a jerk and it happenned to bounce off the road and into an eye of a girl who was jogging, she cant see out of the eye totally still 1 year later and hes in house arrest and banned for life from getting a cop job as he has a criminal record....stupid things done young can bite you in the ass =/

I think thats different. Throwing a Pylon (I dont know what tat is) out of the window is useless. There's no entertainment to get from it unless you are hoping to cause damage.

The barrels thing is different. Its fun. And funny.

But I think you're gonna get in trouble for pushing your luck.

if it were me, I'd set those big barrels and make a slalom (sp?).

thats pretty funny ,so the girl is blind in one eye or what?

^ you fuckin jerk!!



lmao!

BAN HIM!!

thats pretty funny ,so the girl is blind in one eye or what?


:loser: This reply only confirms my beliefs that the stupid are reproducing at an alarming rate.

well, get a stupid hunting license. They should be in season all year round, to my understanding, Since there's an overabundance of them.

ROFL, the chair DOESN'T turn when you're in it like that, even if you really really really want it to before you hit that curb. Trust me. :P