The Amazing Claude!
tonioseven
06-13-2005, 09:54 AM
It was opening night at the theater and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to
swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Shit!" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
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As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to
swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
"Shit!" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the theater.
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fredjacksonsan
06-13-2005, 11:12 AM
:disappoin
:lol2:
:lol2:
Cyprus106
06-13-2005, 11:38 AM
should I laugh? I dunno?
fredjacksonsan
06-13-2005, 11:42 AM
Plug your nose and run!
*plugs nose and runs away*
*plugs nose and runs away*
Knifeblade
06-13-2005, 11:55 AM
Well, I thought that was more amusing than the other thread where some guy goes around kicking another guy in his testicles, and they thought THAT was funny :confused:
-GS-
06-13-2005, 02:54 PM
:lol: Not what i expected for an ending at all.
and Knifeblade_03 that guy is pretty damn funny, especially since it was referenced on Family Guy
and Knifeblade_03 that guy is pretty damn funny, especially since it was referenced on Family Guy
honda_racing101
06-13-2005, 04:39 PM
Haha, thats funny. Whered you find it?
SeXy_AnGeL
06-13-2005, 09:52 PM
:lol2: at first I was like Claude van damm...hehe
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