Just a lil joke, reminds me of some mods....
goldz28
06-12-2005, 08:19 AM
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?", he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?", he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
clawhammer
06-12-2005, 08:50 AM
:lol:
Run, run for your life. Poor guy.
Run, run for your life. Poor guy.
goldz28
06-12-2005, 08:57 AM
Me run no way I am to fat to run...lol
tonioseven
06-12-2005, 09:30 AM
Awwwww!!:(:lol:
jcsaleen
06-12-2005, 09:38 AM
Awwwww!!:(:lol:
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YogsVR4
06-12-2005, 09:41 AM
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tonioseven
06-12-2005, 11:14 AM
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Heh, I was born with my equipment; there are no other options. :sunglasse :sunglasse :sunglasse
Heh, I was born with my equipment; there are no other options. :sunglasse :sunglasse :sunglasse
Muscletang
06-12-2005, 11:22 AM
:lol: :rofl: :lol:
twospirits
06-12-2005, 12:16 PM
:lol:
Thats messed up. But I am curious as to the mods he refers too in the title?
Attention fellow Mods:
Prepare you ban stick. :evillol:
TS out
Thats messed up. But I am curious as to the mods he refers too in the title?
Attention fellow Mods:
Prepare you ban stick. :evillol:
TS out
dantheman00114
06-12-2005, 12:39 PM
:owned:
uranium235powered
06-12-2005, 01:02 PM
Hahhahah....Initially I thought it was her son.
twospirits
06-12-2005, 01:14 PM
Hahhahah....Initially I thought it was her son.ummm he did state...
After a long night of making love, :22yikes:
TS out
After a long night of making love, :22yikes:
TS out
eversio11
06-12-2005, 01:34 PM
:lol:
But I am curious as to the mods he refers too in the title?
TS out
...jay
But I am curious as to the mods he refers too in the title?
TS out
...jay
ec437
06-12-2005, 02:28 PM
well as a guy, if you're gonna sleep with a guy, I guess its best to do it with one that has boobs and a vagina. :uhoh:
drewh4386
06-12-2005, 06:00 PM
...jay:rofl:
uranium235powered
06-12-2005, 08:52 PM
ummm he did state...
:22yikes:
TS out
:shakehead....you misunderstood me.....I meant the guy in the photo.
:22yikes:
TS out
:shakehead....you misunderstood me.....I meant the guy in the photo.
240NIZ
06-13-2005, 12:12 PM
Man ...that's just wrong. I'm gonna go throw up now.
Remember the movie the Crying Game? or even Ace Ventura
Remember the movie the Crying Game? or even Ace Ventura
Gotti
06-13-2005, 04:14 PM
Me run no way I am to fat to run...lol
So you're saying you'd rather stay and cuddle? :lol:
So you're saying you'd rather stay and cuddle? :lol:
sidewayzS13
06-13-2005, 08:02 PM
^hahahahahahahahhahahaha
jcsaleen
06-13-2005, 09:16 PM
Heh, I was born with my equipment; there are no other options. :sunglasse :sunglasse :sunglasse
I think you miss understood me LOL. I meant the same thing as you by just entering .... . I didnt mean .... (silent noding pause lol) Just letting you know.
:evillol:
I think you miss understood me LOL. I meant the same thing as you by just entering .... . I didnt mean .... (silent noding pause lol) Just letting you know.
:evillol:
eversio11
06-13-2005, 09:34 PM
well as a guy, if you're gonna sleep with a guy, I guess its best to do it with one that has boobs and a vagina. :uhoh:
More like plastic implanted under the skin and an inside out, mutilated penis.
More like plastic implanted under the skin and an inside out, mutilated penis.
Franko914
06-13-2005, 10:02 PM
BARF!!!
That was the version cut out of Crocodile Dundee -- they used the bar scene, instead, to keep the movie on track...
That was the version cut out of Crocodile Dundee -- they used the bar scene, instead, to keep the movie on track...
ec437
06-13-2005, 11:00 PM
More like plastic implanted under the skin and an inside out, mutilated penis.
at any rate.... :uhoh:
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at any rate.... :uhoh:
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Cyprus106
06-14-2005, 03:50 PM
"Pre-op or post-op?" - Quagmire
Whoa, transvestite, back off!
Whoa, transvestite, back off!
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