Leave Me Alone!!!

so this guy at work owns a 2003 grand prix gtp, for those of you who dont know the specs.
260hp
280 lbs tq

weight something around 3800lbs

supercharged on a 3.8 liter v6

its a 15.0 to high 14 second car. now i have driven his car and its pretty quick for a 4 door family car ya know, but of course no match for me.
well he is what you would consider a ricer, he thinks he can beat anything because he's never been in anything faster than his car.

he would hear me at work telling people my war stories and wouldnt really belive me.

him: how much hp do you have?
me: stock 300hp
him: cool, we should race sometime
me: not to be a dick but i'd destroy you, wouldnt really be a race
him: i still wanna race you, i think i'd do better then you think
me: well maybe one day
him: especially on the freeway, my car is so fast on the freeway
me: i'd beat you even worse on the freeway
him: well we'll see

he's a cool dude but just doesnt know his boundaries(shut up, i cant spell)
so anyway everyday after work since i've got my car he's been waiting on me and getting next to me and hitting the gas wanting to race me, but i never do.
so finally i get fed up and after work, he does it again and my buddy is behind me in his little 79 MG, so he keeps trying to get me to go, so finally i just hit it, took my first up to redline and let off. he stayed back and tried to avoid getting next to me.
i see my buddy behind me talking to him from car to car, so i called my buddy on the phone after they were done talking

him: LOL hello
me: he wouldnt leave me alone so i just hit it real quick on him
him: LoL omg, justin was tripin
me: what he say?
him: he looked like he had seen a ghost, LHAO
me: lol what he say?
him: he says "thats F@(&ing rediculous" lol
me: lol, i bet he wont do it again
him: (still laughing) he said he never seen anything move that quick before LOL
me: lol, yea well, at least he knows now
him: hell yea, dude i wish you could have seen his face lol
me: lol, thats funny, alright man i'll catch you tommorow
him: alright man lol

finally he'll stop messing with me :grinyes:

Shutting them up with a display of power. Got to love it.:D While I am not near as fast I had to do the same thing to two of my cousins. They both swore my car was slower than theres. Happened to see them on different occasions on the freeway and destroyed them both.:p One was a 91 Civic Si and the other a late 80's Grand Am. LOL The Grand Am was better because he talked so much crap it wasnt even funny and since I destroyed him he has talked to me once when before anytime he saw me he would try to talk me into racing him since he was so sure he would win. Good thing too because I dont really like him.:p The funniest part was it wasnt even close and he cant deny it because I have a witness. Ok enough rambling, lack of sleep makes me goofy.

lol

So do you guys actually say "lol" while you're on the phone? :biggrin: Good work though, ataway to shut him up.

Nice, gotta love shutting up people like that.

Awesome!!!! :p

i love stories like that, the look on those people's faces are priceless