Nuns...
primera man
04-16-2002, 06:48 PM
Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in
their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic
light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood
of
the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the
windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination",
says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings
on. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
the Vatican", says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the
water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.
"Show him your cross", says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking", says Sister Marilyn.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off our car you god darn son of a bitch before i kick you in the fucken nuts you fucked cock sucker"
their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic
light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood
of
the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "What shall we do?" "Turn the
windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination",
says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings
on. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at
the Vatican", says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the
water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Marilyn.
"Show him your cross", says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking", says Sister Marilyn.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off our car you god darn son of a bitch before i kick you in the fucken nuts you fucked cock sucker"
JD@af
04-16-2002, 07:09 PM
(Slapping my knees in laughter) Oh man, that's a good one, P Man!! :D :D :D Please, keep the good string of humor going! :silly2:
taranaki
04-17-2002, 03:07 AM
:D :D :D I gonna use that next time I go back to the orphanage!:D :D :D
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04-17-2002, 03:10 AM
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04-17-2002, 03:16 AM
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04-17-2002, 03:18 AM
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emadboy200
04-17-2002, 05:21 PM
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