Dead Horse

Hi,

This isn't totally on topic, but I think it still fits in. :)

A guy drunk and got in his car to drive home. He was in the middle of no where when a horse jumped out in front of him. He hit the horse and the horse went flying into a field, dead. He then got out and tried to ride it. Don't ask my why, because I have no clue. I guess he just felt like riding a horse. To bad it was dead. :)

Just some humor that I thought you might also find funny.

I liked it. Thank you.

I've got first had experience with horse-like animals. I was going down to visit a friend, driving my parents 95 Swift, 4 cyl, 79 hp, 5-spd, but good on gas, but I was cruisin' along, you know how it is, hot day, long trip, one hand on the wheel, other out the window, and I come over the top of this hill. There's this deer in the median, walking in circles. I fugure, oh, it'll stay there, so I don't slow down much, hoping to get by quick. NEVER DO THAT! If you see a deer, nail the brakes, and aim for something less nasty. Anyway, I hit it going about 100kph, lucky for me, just before we made contact, it started running back across the road, and as a result, it rolled off the side. The car was still driveable, the deer was dead, and I was freaked. The mirror had been bust off, and all the pieces landed in the car. The only injury was a small nick on the back of my hand. Luckily enough, insurance covered it, the door, hood and left fender got replaced. All is well again.

hahaha...hope the guy didn't fuck the horse..:D