For the US taxpayer
YogsVR4
04-16-2002, 10:03 AM
1. Post Office just recalled their newest stamps:
They had pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn't figure
out which side to spit on.
2. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only
save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?
3. What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.
4. What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
Skeet.
5. What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?
His co-workers.
6. What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A Doberman.
7. What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.
They had pictures of IRS agents on them, and people couldn't figure
out which side to spit on.
2. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only
save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?
3. What do you call 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.
4. What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
Skeet.
5. What do you throw to a drowning I.R.S. agent?
His co-workers.
6. What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A Doberman.
7. What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.
grrltoy
04-16-2002, 10:14 AM
pretty good....pretty good. especially becuase i work for lawyers.
AEstud
04-16-2002, 01:06 PM
those are pretty good.. I like the post off IRS one the best
taranaki
04-16-2002, 01:52 PM
US=IRS
NZ=IRD
Both=A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S!;)
NZ=IRD
Both=A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S!;)
primera man
04-16-2002, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
US=IRS
NZ=IRD
Both=A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S!;)
I'll second that :devil: :devil: :devil:
US=IRS
NZ=IRD
Both=A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S!;)
I'll second that :devil: :devil: :devil:
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