F**kin' C**ts

im well pissed off, last night i stayed with some mates who live about 2 hours by train from me, so i spent ages makin preparations to see them, checking train times an stuff. anyway i went an we had quite a good time, although after downing 2litres of strong cider (im a lightweight, last time i had alchohol before this was like 8 months ago) and do a variety of methods to drink it, down it while sitting, down it while standing an down it while standing on one leg. anyway after drinking too much i passed out, an threw up somewhere, the other kindly took my clothes an washed them an dragged me up stairs where i remained for a few hours, semi-conscious. i'm not botheres by pranks to be honest, they put toothpaste in my hair an stuff but i wasnt bothered by that. then i found out that after having cleaned my clothed they put chocolate stuff on my t-shirt an socks. then while i was passed-out they took my phone/cell and used all my credit calling my mates an sending text messages, what pisses me off the most is that they sent one saying "you have a stinky minge" or something to who else but my aunt. you can probably work out what that means. im now considering gettin some big mates of mine to go an "sort them out" and basically fuck something up for them. now what do i do ? how the hell do i apologise to my aunt for what my "friends" did ? only upside of the night was kissin' a friend (female, im male) who i really love, i just dont remember it at all though, shame.

someone please tell me what to do to them an say to my aunt.

thanks guy,
Chris

To your "mates" - Sounds like you need to find better "mates", unless that's what you brits call "enemies". I'd hate to think the people I drink with would f*ck me over that way if I were to pass out.

To your aunt - tell her you didn't mean it, and that her minge is only mildly aromatic.

To your aunt - tell her you didn't mean it, and that her minge is only mildly aromatic.

ok, now that was just uncalled for. they also said first one to pass out got their eye-brows shaved, but they didnt do it luckily

To your aunt - tell her you didn't mean it, and that her minge is only mildly aromatic.:lol: That's messed up.

Seriously, just call her up and tell her what happened, that you stayed over at (what you thought was a ) friends house and he took your phone and called everyone and their mother all sorts of things. That you apologize for it and that you will take care of your "friend". I am sure she'll still be mad, but will understand what happened.

As for your friends, you need to get new ones, lord knows what they are capable of.

As for you, you need to control your drinking if you do not want this sort of thing hapenning again. It could have been worse. You friends could have harm you physically or taken pictures of you naked and plaster them all over the place.

TS out

one of them has videos of me pissed outa my face, i still didn't get any action.

Tell your aunt your cell phone was stolen. As for your mates, go back over and call a rematch! :lol:

How old are you?

why you need to know how old, i'll put it this way, just under a year below england legal drinkin age

why you need to know how old, i'll put it this way, just under a year below england legal drinkin ageWhy quetion Toksin? Its just a general question.

Incidentely, this site (http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Legal+drinking+age)shows the legal ages for most countries.

TS out

I would stop drinking if I were you because who knows who'll do it next time, people think its funny when they do borderline gay crap like take pics of you naked or draw all over your ass with marker (Hasnt happend to me but, MAN there's alot of pics like this on the net.) I also wouldnt kick their ass but get back at them in some other way.

don't appologize to your aunt, get them to, tell them they're all a pack of cowards, and ninja flip them out. Problem solved.

Why question Toksin? Its just a general question.

Incidentely, this site (http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Legal+drinking+age)shows the legal ages for most countries.

TS out

Oh DAMN! I can't drink illegally anywhere in the world!! :crying:

juet get them back. tell your aunt what happened, or tell her it was stolen. Both very good options. Then get them back. If I get a shit end of the deal after being drunk, which hasn't really happened but I'm way past due: I've given the pranks a few dozen times to a whole host of people, but I've pretty much gotten off without getting fucked over when I'm drunk. But I'm usually pretty late to pass out. We have rules about that kind of stuff. Like no more shaving chunks of hair, (after we shaved a spot out of the middle of a friend's head a few weeks before his senior pics rofl) nothing amazingly gross, no involving family, no doing somethign while someone's trying to get laid, unless she's low on the 1-10 scale and friends don't let frinds screw ugly, etc. Get better friends

So you're 17? Why don't you just say it, big guy...