Words for a job interview...what they really mean

OUTGOING PERSONALITY......................Always going out of the office
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS.................Able to bullshit
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS.................Spends lots of time on phone
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE..........................Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED..............Made no major blunders yet
WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY....................Too ugly to get a date
ACTIVE SOCIALLY...........................Drinks a lot
FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY.................Spouse drinks, too
INDEPENDENT WORKER........................Nobody knows what he/she does
QUICK THINKING............................Offers plausible excuses
AGGRESSIVE................................Obnoxiou s
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS..............Gets someone else to do it
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL.................Speaks English
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL............A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES..................Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT..............Lucky
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR......................Knows a lot of dirty jokes
CAREER MINDED.............................Back Stabber
LOYAL.....................................Can't get a job anywhere else

now I understand....

I use logic on dificult jobs :o :D

all so very true :)

Originally posted by primera man
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR......................Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Everyone always says that about me. Now I know the true meaning behind it! :hehehe: :D :p

The rest were great too! :hehehe:

LARGE INTERNET KNOWLEDGE..................surfs for porn at work.

Originally posted by darkness
LARGE INTERNET KNOWLEDGE..................surfs for porn at work. haha he speaks from experience! :hehehe: :D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
haha he speaks from experience! :hehehe: :D

I do not:flipa:

Originally posted by darkness


I do not:flipa: Then why did that particular one spring to mind just like that! Mmmmmmmm :p :hehehe: :angel:

I just thought of you doing nothing at work, sitting on the net.:D

Originally posted by darkness
I just thought of you doing nothing at work, sitting on the net.:D Sure, sure. Nice try. :D

Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Sure, sure. Nice try. :D

what, no other comeback? you've got to do better than that:p :D

Originally posted by darkness


what, no other comeback? you've got to do better than that:p :D Nah don’t need to. You’re just grasping at straws. :D

Whats with the Avatar Spec2 Girl ?????

Wishful thinking?????:p :p :p :p

The Panda wonders about Spec2 Girl.

Originally posted by "Pandamonium"
Whats with the Avatar Spec2 Girl ?????

Wishful thinking?????:p :p :p :p
[/SIZE] [/B]No more like kiss my butt! :finger: :devil:

:D

damn avatars.:o

that might be me for the day.

Be careful what you wish for.

Sorry was that kick your butt.:flipa: :finger: :flipa: :finger: :devil:

The Panda strikes back.