No more midgets

It is my deepest regret to report that all the midgets have died. :frown:

As most regular members here know, fellow moderator crayzayjay used to have a signature with the amount of midgets he axed off and as you can see he does not have it anymore. So for all those midgets that have passed away to midget heaven (halfway between hell and the real heaven), I say you all will be missed.

Now the question remains, what will jay do next?


:lol:


TS out

goats

goats

Besides not all the midgets have died, I am still here

I think my gf will be happy to see me again now that the midget phase is gone.

But can someone please tell Moppie to stop calling me?

WTF? What's the world going to do without midgets?

Well, my guess is that Jay will start hacking AF members next...

Moppie call him some more. and more, and more

Karma, you're a midget? Bah.

anything 4'10" and under is conciderd a midget / dwarf. Well I am 4'9"..... I am gonna hide now

Just wear those 1" heels and you'll be fine.


(4'9" really?)

Yes I am verry short. I look normal ( no big ass and short legs) I am just short. My last truck was a 1995 ford f150 I had to use a foot stool to get in it. Ok so laugh at me... Go ahead and laugh

:lol: Happy...?

It's ok. I used to have to use a step ladder to get into my civic. But that's because I was crawling and I was to lazy to walk that day...

Yes I am verry short. I look normal ( no big ass and short legs) I am just short. My last truck was a 1995 ford f150 I had to use a foot stool to get in it. Ok so laugh at me... Go ahead and laugh

So you're of normal proportions and just short. (and therefore are safe from the homocidal tendencies of a certain mod, but just in case use the rifle you used on the pigs...... just in case) I think midgets/dwarfs are defined by their odd proportions.

So just keep the stool behind the seat and you'll be good. :thumbsup:

Go after the Fainting Goats....

I think it's hilarious how jay keeps playing this 'girlfriend' angle

Yes I am verry short. I look normal ( no big ass and short legs) I am just short. My last truck was a 1995 ford f150 I had to use a foot stool to get in it. Ok so laugh at me... Go ahead and laugh
*processing Laugh*








































:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think it's hilarious how jay keeps playing this 'girlfriend' angle

HAHAHA...i thought the same thing but didn't say it... :lol:

I think it's hilarious how jay keeps playing this 'girlfriend' angle
Isn't it just? Like a handsome devil such as myself could ever have a girlfriend :p

I thaught Jay was a girl?????? oops

Either Jay is a girl or he is extremely.............



no Jay, not really.

You wait and see. I'm gonna buy some voodoo dolls. You guys are screwed.

Either Jay is a girl or he is extremely.............



no Jay, not really.

:banhim:




:p

And I'm the one considered to be a post whore?

You wait and see. I'm gonna buy some voodoo dolls. You guys are screwed.\




I allready have one with your name all over it. I am here for the revenge of all the midgets that were slauterd.....




I can see you right now Jay. I got cha :evillol:

You wait and see. I'm gonna buy some voodoo dolls. You guys are screwed.


:uhoh:

Are they midget voodoo dolls? I mean you might have a hard time finding just the right size.








For the record, I'm not even CLOSE to being a midget. :nono:

hey now fred

hey now fred


:dunno: Wha- hey, what'd I say?

This voodoo doll idea may not work out after all. Rumour has it eversio likes a prick in the butt...

midget dolls..........ring a bell

This voodoo doll idea may not work out after all. Rumour has it eversio likes a prick in the butt...



:rofl: :lol2: :lol:
:lol2: :lol: :rofl:

midget dolls..........ring a bell



Um, nope.

My money is on him going for cats... I hope he goes for cats...

Kitty voodoo?

anything 4'10" and under is conciderd a midget / dwarf. Well I am 4'9"..... I am gonna hide now


i always thought it was 4'8" and under to be a midget.

i used to have a freind who was 4'10" and she used to say she was 2" over the cut-off point. :dunno:

http://www.zube.com/pictures/1999/august/Mini-me.jpg

I knew this was you!

I thaught Jay was a girl?????? oopsThat is so much going in my sig. :lol: Classic.

Poor jay, takes so much abuse. Lesser people would have had the ban stick out swinging. (or something out swinging) :evillol:

TS out

This voodoo doll idea may not work out after all. Rumour has it eversio likes a prick in the butt...
Aww you remembered :wink:

Hey i covered myself for that one. I said RUMOUR HAS IT :p


That is so much going in my sig. :lol: Classic.
:sly:

Hey i covered myself for that one. I said RUMOUR HAS IT :p

Oh, you big fooler

he didnt get them all there is still a club here that has midget wrestling once a week

Are you serious? This i have to see :lol2:

Are you serious? This i have to see :lol2:
I thought you said the hitting on midgets phase was OVER?

destin florida at a club called nightown. it happens once a week. i wanna say its tues nights

I thought you said the hitting on midgets phase was OVER?
I lied. Sue me :p

Here are some sheep you might like, sorry they are not goats
http://img137.echo.cx/img137/9956/image4222jr.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

Sheep are more Jimmy's territory ;)

Oh, sorry Jay

midget dolls..........ring a bell

Just use the cabbage patch kids. A few of them have GOT to look like Jay, and I saw one that looked EXACTLY like eversio a few days ago. Uum... I wasn't looking at them. I just happened to be, uuh, walking by the toy isle... :uhoh: and... SHUT UP RICHARD

HAHAHAHA! flaming Cabbage Patch dolls: :newburn:


:cheers:

And Jay, are you short also, or just prefer short shee--- I mean women?





:uhoh:

I'm six foot one. But i do like petite women :D

And as of 3 hours ago i have a social life again. Sayonara suckers!