2l!!

I was tired of my mum ad dad and sister getting one of the drinks i like and getting 5 of thier favorites that i hate.

So i decided to go to the shop and get my own, so i went and got a 2L bottle of Pepsi max!! i still haven't drunk the whole thing.

Anyways do you think that it is fair my favorites get drunk by the others before i can have any then the ones left are their favorites and i hate them?

chris

at age 13, you r lucky to get any at all, Quit whining

This is easily the most pathetic thread I've seen yet

It's definately up there... Quit bitching, be thankful for what you have.

at age 13, you r lucky to get any at all, Quit whining:lol: 13, And yet in his profile he states "I am a Man". :lol:

Stop the whining and stand up for your rights. Climb on top of the kitchen table (use a stoop if you can't reach it) and scream at the top of your lungs, "I am mad as hell, and I am not going to take it anymore. I want more of my drink. I am a man damnit." :lol:

Either they will submit to your demands, or they will knock you off the table, which wouldn't be a bad thing, since you have a fear of rollercoasters and the fall will feel like one anyway. Either way one of your problems will be fixed.
:rofl:

TS out

I love it when TS takes the piss :lol:

Oh TS, i needed a good laugh!!

lol that is funny, but why?? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

chris

:lol: 13, And yet in his profile he states "I am a Man". :lol:

Stop the whining and stand up for your rights. Climb on top of the kitchen table (use a stoop if you can't reach it) and scream at the top of your lungs, "I am mad as hell, and I am not going to take it anymore. I want more of my drink. I am a man damnit." :lol:

Either they will submit to your demands, or they will knock you off the table, which wouldn't be a bad thing, since you have a fear of rollercoasters and the fall will feel like one anyway. Either way one of your problems will be fixed.
:rofl:

TS out



I cant stop laughing :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:gives:

Who says I'm joking, get on top of that table young man. Do you're manly duties. :lol:


On second thought that didn't sound right.

TS out

Who says I'm joking, get on top of that table young man. Do you're manly duties. :lol:


On second thought that didn't sound right.

TS out

"manly duties" eh?
lol that was a bad sentance for you

Better yet, get on the table and threaten to piss all over the kitchen unless you get more of what you want...I've done it. Hasn't worked, but who knows, maybe you'll have better luck.

I would have killed you

Either way, you still woulda had piss all over your kitchen with a dead little boy on the table...

I suggest murdering your family with a spork.

what the hell is a spork

A spoon/fork.

ohhhhhh, ok , never seen one

YA you know...you get them at the lunch room/dining hall....it's like a package of spork and cheep 1/4 ply napkin

Edit:Wierd...you posted just like 15 sec before i did...

what the hell is a spork

http://www.sackundpack.de/images/spork.jpg

how you gonna murder someone with that thing.....

Jam it into their eyeballs, scoup them out, then jam it into the empty socket, right into their brain :evillol:...

Just a guess really. I'm not so sure...

Welcome to the beginning of the real world... Why don't you come try to be me: I literally have to buy ten 2 liters of whatever I want to get 3 out of it. I bought 4 for $5 from the grocery store Thursday night at 8:00 PM. I drank two glasses and went to bed. When I came home from work the next day, all four 2 liters were gone. All 4 that I paid for. Same with all of the rest of my food, which they not only eat, but they eat then don't do the dishes, they don't pay for what they eat of mine, they dump it all over the carpet in the living room, then, there's my personal favorite. When you KNOW they ate it cuz you're looking at them eat it from across the street.... and you go in ten minutes later and ask them if they ate it "because you can't find it" they won't admit to it. Then when you catch them in the lie and tell them you watched them, they try to play it off like they didn't just lie their ass off in front of my face, and THEN they get an ASS KICKING and ONLY THEN will they give you back money for what you bought and they leeched. And of course usually they don't HAVE said money because they spend it on 2 packs of cigarettes and $10 worth of weed a day and wonder where all their money goes.
Try this: pay for $80 worth of food, then write your name ALL OVER everything because you like to pretend that that'll make them stop and realize it's not theirs and that they can't just take it, which never works... Grab about $6 worth of what you REALLY REALLY wanted, (like M&M kudos bars, that $5 Longhorn Midget round of cheese that disappeared that you were looking forward to slicing into ALL FUCKING DAY) and grab about $24 worth of the regular shit (like pizza pockets and shit...) and take the other $50 worth of shit and just flush it down the toilet, or toss it in a garbage bag. That symbolizes bastard roommates eating everything you've got, as well as symbolizing all of your refridgerated food going bad because asshole roommates didn't pay you for power, so it got shut off. Try this: Buy only shit that you have to cook or prepare, because that's the only thing they don't eat (too much effort) with the exception of ramen noodles, so you have to take a half hour making food instead of just popping something into the microwave, just to save your food from being eaten by someone who obviously doesn't understand the concept behind STEALING. And when you finally dip into that 20 pack of ramen that was sitting on top of the cabinets for weeks, you can find that it's completely empty, (of COURSE nobody bothered to throw the box away) and you've got no food whatsoever, and you can't go back out to get more, and you can't just run to McDonald's... because your car got completely fucking obliterated and totaled by some punk bitches that wanted some Sparco seats and didn't want to pay for them. And you go buy a 20 pack of Bud Light to drown your sorrows in, and you drink 7 of them and go to bed feeling good, only to wake up and have 3 left. And when you ask the guys that you KNOW were there last night about it, they come back with "i only had like one man!" and then you try to make them pay for THAT but hey! they don't have any money BUT-- (!) they get paid Friday!! They'll DEFINATELY give you the money THEN!! DEFINATELY!!! and friday comes but they can't cash it till saturday morning 'cuz they didn't get off work in time' and saturday afternoon, when they wake up at the crack of 1:00 and the banks closed, they say they'll cash it monday and when you hit them up monday... oh shit. they just had to pay their parents for that money they borrowed for rent two months ago but actually used on cigarettes, lottery tickets, and beer and then came up short rent time and had to borrow a different hundred from a friend of theirs, who will never see that money again. And when you wonder why don't you just grab a minifridge with a lock and put your food in it? WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING HAVE TO Because it's your house and you pay rent and your best friends and roommate should have some fucking respect.

:disappoin go fuck yourself


hehe... is he joking? i dunno?

dammit i started making that post when civracer was talking about pissing all over the table... how'd i end up on the second page!?

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=661


^ Stress Relief Section :thumbsup:

Let me be the first to say

WTF.

Damn, I sense you have something bottled up inside, let it out my friend, let it out. Not good to hold in. :lol: Damn.

Maybe this should go into Stress Release, at the rate this thread is heading.

TS out

sporks make nasty weapons :22yikes:

All I have to say is WOW

ohhhhhh, ok , never seen one
All you've never wanted to know about them is at the link below...
http://www.monmouth.com/~kim/Spork.htm

:lol: and this thread isn't closed because...?

:lol: and this thread isn't closed because...?

:iagree: no one has seen it yet ?????

All you've never wanted to know about them is at the link below...
http://www.monmouth.com/~kim/Spork.htm (http://www.monmouth.com/~kim/Spork.htm)


guess I will have to go to taco bell and get one. I did not know they were made in the 40's.........Kool.......Thank you for helping me find the way to the murder wepon....... THE SPORK .....


now if I could find out how to use the damn thing

I just visited the Imperial Spork Army page... I'm not sure if I desperately want this thread closed before anybody else kills unnecessary brain cells and wastes minutes of their lives looking at the Holy Church of the Spork page, or if I want it to be sticky so that everyone can learn how NOT to start a thread...

I suggest murdering your family with a spork.


Yes.... spork...

it said it was invinted in the 40 not the 60's

here is an idea. GET A JOB!

your old enough, get a paper route or something. open your own lawn mowing company, make some money, buy your own soda, store it in your room, add ice to make it cold, drink it, enjoy it, and quit your bitchin.

This is easily the most pathetic thread I've seen yetnot easily, this is the definition..

[QUOTE=CivRacer95]Better yet, get on the table and threaten to piss all over the kitchen unless you get more of what you want...[QUOTE]

Hahahaha!...HAAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh man...this is funny, I can't stop laughing.

Oh...if you really want to keep your food in your fridge, try locking it up. Put a lock on the door. Or get another fridge your friends don't know about.

pee in their bottle of mountian dew then it dinner stand in the middle of the kitchen pull down your pants and start spining in circles as u piss all over the place

pee in their bottle of mountian dew then it dinner stand in the middle of the kitchen pull down your pants and start spining in circles as u piss all over the place

i reckon we have found the solution, its non-violent and doesn't involve killing you family with the inbred deformed cutlery/silverware.