Good manners...
tonioseven
06-01-2005, 09:54 AM
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the
students, one by one - "Michael, if you were on a date, having
supper
with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go
to
the bathroom?" she asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you Bill, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice
To say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for
once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I
have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted. :icon16:
students, one by one - "Michael, if you were on a date, having
supper
with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go
to
the bathroom?" she asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
The teacher replied "That would be rude and impolite!"
"What about you Bill, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very nice
To say the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for
once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I
have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted. :icon16:
drewh4386
06-01-2005, 10:00 AM
Reminds me of .........me! :lol:
xviciousx
06-01-2005, 05:37 PM
:lol:
crayzayjay
06-01-2005, 05:42 PM
:lol:
-Josh-
06-01-2005, 08:07 PM
reminds me of a bunch of people i know :lol:
sidewayzS13
06-01-2005, 08:15 PM
that is awesome
SeXy_AnGeL
06-01-2005, 09:31 PM
:lol2:
Rally Sport
06-01-2005, 09:32 PM
Thats freaking awesome!
Ridenour
06-01-2005, 10:57 PM
That's hilarious shit! :rofl:
Nicole8188
06-01-2005, 11:50 PM
that's great!
Supra-Devil
06-01-2005, 11:53 PM
haha !
fredjacksonsan
06-03-2005, 12:33 PM
Now that was a good one! :thumbsup:
Muscletang
06-03-2005, 06:58 PM
:lol: :rofl: :lol:
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