SL vs. Ion Redline

Anyone know what a Redline runs in the 1/4? I just "raced" one on the highway. I was doin my usual 90 and came up behind the redline and a cougar gettin ready to race. So I go in the 3rd lane on the right and pull a half a car ahead of the two, the Redline driver looks over and floors it. So I wait to see if the car has balls or not, it starts to pull next to me so I drop it in 3rd hit 105, shift to 4th and pull in front of him cuz the highway splits. So then we play the "can you keep up with me" game, i'm floorin it in 4th and he's losin ground slowly. So then theres a 45 mph constant radius turn (learned that from Forza Motorsport:biggrin:), which I proceeded to take at 110 mph, and his car couldnt handle the g's and went from inside lane to outside which is when he slowed...I continued my 90 mph home from work (love my radar detector). I was wondering who would win from a dig.

You.

Redline's are rated at doing a 15.3 for Factory. Kinda shitty for being so hyped. They probably have a lot of wheelspin too because whoever buys them is most likely a noobie that cannot drive worth a damn. I mean seriously, who would choose an Saturn Ion Redline with the intention of pimping it out? Idiots, that's who. Idiots who cannot drive and have more money to shell out than brains.

*sighs*

I'm done. I just hate saturns. Bury that guy!

"My friend gets 70mpg on his moped. But I say, why have all that gas milage if you dont have any horsepower? Thats why I bought a saturn!"

"My friend gets 70mpg on his moped. But I say, why have all that gas milage if you dont have any horsepower? Thats why I bought a saturn!"


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol: :screwy: :screwy: Stupid saturns....

LOL, you saw that commercial too? I was laughin my ass off when I saw that. I was just like "wtf!?" they advertise 140 hp as "power"? So 15.3 for a force induction engine is pretty damn shitty, well that's cool, I didn't want to get beaten by a nose or something. Thanks.

LOL, you saw that commercial too? I was laughin my ass off when I saw that. I was just like "wtf!?" they advertise 140 hp as "power"? So 15.3 for a force induction engine is pretty damn shitty, well that's cool, I didn't want to get beaten by a nose or something. Thanks.

Well, I don't know who was driving. Could be a professional driver, or a comatized grandma... no way to tell for sure. But supposedly, 15.3 on a track.

lol comatized grandma...idk if that would be their first choice for a test driver.

lol comatized grandma...idk if that would be their first choice for a test driver.

One word....


Daewoo. :grinyes:

i've heard of some hitting mid - high 14's stock

LOL, you saw that commercial too? I was laughin my ass off when I saw that. I was just like "wtf!?" they advertise 140 hp as "power"?

:1: I always complain to my girl when that commercial comes on...my honda had that 15 years ago...hardly worth bragging about

Yep that's exactly what I was sayin to my girl, my Integra had that back in 92 and so did my buddys Accord.

You have to be some kind of wrench ass loser to buy a damn ion. That thing gets so hyped and it is what 0-60 in 15 seconds? LOL "If you Buy and ion your a tool"