damn

well i was in a parking lot today and a guy backed into me... he was real cool about it tho and hes gonna pay for it. he hit me right over the right rear wheel where there are some bends in the sheet metal so it didnt make a real big dent, ill post some pics up soon if i can.

Kill him

Kill him till he's dead.

And then eat him

Then eat your poop.

take a bat to his fender

take a bat to his fender


how does that solve anything?


eating your own poop is much more satisfying...


Sure, it leaves a shitty taste in your mouth. But that's what Mento's© is for.

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The fresh maker!

Kill him

LMAO! :lol:
I shit my pants after reading Stang's post where he was all like "he was cool about it" and stuff making sound alright, and then you just say "kill him." - So well put :) LoL

How to make yourself feel better after some dude hits your car:

1. Kill him
2. Eat him
3. Take a bat to his fender
4. Eat your poop
5. Throw up your poop
6. If you dont feel better now, then it was pointless to even try...

Get the money as soon as possible.

Kill him till he's dead.

Not just dead.....graveyard dead.

Get the money as soon as possible.
:werd:

who knows guys... if he doesnt pay up soon i just might kill him

We can get the natural aspirations crew together and we can all kill him, take a bat to his fender and eat eachothers poop......

yeah! crews gotta look out for each other...

We can get the natural aspirations crew together and we can all kill him, take a bat to his fender and eat eachothers poop......

I don't think I will, but I'll gladly serve you up a plate of my shit. :biggrin:

EAT SHIT AND DIE!!! :evillol:

Rather than getting ahead of yourself and eating your own crap...why not just develop a sudden neck 'injury'? :dunno: Then you could always opt to spend the money on...oh I dunno....a supercharger....rather than 'seeking treatment' :iceslolan

act injured, sue him and buy a cobra.

NAC to the rescue, We shall beat his car and Eat shit :lol:

well hes givin me the money today, i dont think i can really fake an injury... he was so cool about it i didnt even bother to call the police, reason for that was i wasnt completely convinced that it was completely his fault... but he was... so i thought well if hes gonna pay up then i wont call the po po's cause they might say its a no fault. i mean i think it was completely his fault, but im not sure. so if i faked an injury i dont have a police report to back it up, plus i wouldnt do something like that... thats kinda messed up

I can't believe you didn't kill him.... :disappoin

You still have the option to eat your poop though...