how random can you get?

Here's a little contest/game

see who can come up with the most random, offtopic, nonsequitor, inane post possible.

this is not a postwhoring thread, you may only post once

just come up with something that makes no sense at all

something like...

"before the sunset i created a new continent and the fastest one to the finish line killed my father"

only be creative

and random

and go

I'm drowning in a sea of orange koalas.

This would be perfect for a schizo with a word salad disorder....anyway...

There are times when the dog flies over the cuckoo nest and the bird cage had an annoying rattle which by then was ok because the stars in the sky were aligned with the cow jumping over the moon because as we all know that ships on parade have no electricity when flying through the air at mach 1 which is often an expression in aviation that can only be figured out by watching orange peels get peeled by a chef with down syndrome while eating a banana cream pie, pie as we all know is a very fine pastry that when used in movies is used as sexual reference, like the poop on a dogs paws and i have no basketball outfit to outfit my cat with but he still cant walk without wobbling, and that's why i have to get a fish.

One time, at band camp...

I was sitting on the couch at the courtside of the pacers game while driving my car, eating cherry coke. I love paying for free stuff. After all there are too many numbers in the alphabet.


OR



While sitting in my ford, i smashed the pedal of the chevy because i love the sound of hemi's



I invented chocolate covered chocolates.

:lol:

purple monkey dishwasher

i like rusty spoons

fat black women love me

ON a digital clock, the "darkest" hour is 1:11, while the "brightest" is 10:08, unless you're using 24 hour time, in which case the brightest hour would be 20:08, which is weird in a way, because 20:08 is 8:08 in AM/PM time, and 8:08 is the SECOND brightest time!

I invented chocolate covered chocolates.

because they're fast

Mutant turkeys play skyscraper with giant naked chairs.

I Am Not An Animal

I Am A Human Being

I Am... A... Man

My cheese hurts

Carpet is a rotten sandwich

Don't settle for Shampoo, demand real poo!

I once licked my cat to see what the fuss was about.

How much apple kool-aid must I drink before I pee green?

Ants wont sit still long enough to be sprinkles.

When puppies poo I cry

I breakdance in the shower

If these walls could talk, I'd be rich.

Created by my good buddy Cameron Anover

The turtles aren't to be used as Napkins.
I don't know any alarm clocks dating a blue car.
Sometimes, ze Donkeys cry too.

eh?

I had Toast for tea.

please excuse me while i burst into flames...

Still tomorrow I will forget your name as I pass the time which fades into the sorrow of my existence.

I dunno...I think Steel wins.

Just as I stand in the dust behind this truck of produce, I realize what a fool I must have been. I had but one chance to make you realize the splendor of your existence, yet somehow I have failed. Oh, the meaning has drained from my pale and colorless life. Sweet tree frog. Oh, my sweet sweet tree frog.

Well you see I was going to go to this one place and I...(just a moment)...ok, so I was going to go to this one place that was hanging a...oh shit...(I just had a bowel movement)...but back the this place i was going to go to watch this one person...ah fuck...(I'll be back in a few hours...fucking messy now...)...


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one time i looked at my ass hole in the mirror.....it blew my fucking mind

supercalifragilisticespiralidoshus



hahahahah i win!!! or loose!!! wich ever is more ramdom
random rymes with condom lol

your mom's nipples look like jimmy dean sausage patties.

baby, you're so beautiful that you turn my one eyed trouser trout into a fishstick.

i love yo momma...
and yo daddy.

many single gooses are called geese, but correctly a flock is termed as a gaggle.
shouldnt many moose be meese anda flock be a maggle?

hemmerhoids are unpleasant.

i hate humid days. my left nut hangs lower and stick to my leg.

I'm a little disappointed. Most of you followed my example, and that's not being very random. Steel is probably the best so far

Snorkle

Yeah if that dosen't win, I don't want to know what can.

Suislide wins, hands down... :lol2:

Definitely :lol:

Except he just stole that from some site online :P

Stealing from a site is more random than stringing together words into an indecipherable phrase.

your mom's nipples look like jimmy dean sausage patties.

baby, you're so beautiful that you turn my one eyed trouser trout into a fishstick.

i love yo momma...
and yo daddy.

many single gooses are called geese, but correctly a flock is termed as a gaggle.
shouldnt many moose be meese anda flock be a maggle?

hemmerhoids are unpleasant.

i hate humid days. my left nut hangs lower and stick to my leg.

:banhim:

Today the craziest thing of all time happened to me as i was finishing a hot pocket. ILL give you a moment to reflect on what this could be









well as i put the very last bit into my mouth my tounge realized something. What did it realize you ask. It realized that the very last bite was indeed 100 times hotter then all of the bites before it. My mouth then went into a fit of rage cursing this ridiculously hot last bite. that bite had tremendous amounts of cool down time. why did it not cool down?

oh and thats a true story

Yeah if that dosen't win, I don't want to know what can.

lol :1:

It is indeed a random comic. However, stealing a random-themed comic and putting it here is NOT random.

What would be random would be a normal comic in a random contest.

Sorry, keep trying

Suicycling....the NEW extreme sport...Practiced by such famos rappers as Tupac, Macavelli, And Biggie Smalls... Soon to be combined with weightless Suichuteing...you ride your spike covered suicycle in a giant plastic gebrle ball which is dropped out of a plain so you geel weightles due to no air resistance untill you hit the ground.

Also, My name is Chris and im a cheesaholic, I like that moldy cheese, WTF do they call it?

i once ate a caterpillar named jack. he was very black. i went to the shack and made love to a mountain lion. and you know the other day i saw this apple, it looked like mount everest. and then genghis kahn proceeded to massacre all persian cats, they were ravaging the countyside. george harrison once went 15 rounds at madison square garden with godzilla and king kong. the match was called a draw when godzilla ate king kong and harrison had sex with godzilla

Lora had a hill of a high time looking down on his confusion till firm look in readiness, forward spear and the windfoot of curach strewed the lakemist of Lego over thelast of his fields; we darkened for you, faulterer, in the year of mourning but we'll fidhil to thedimtwinklers when the streamy morvenlight calls up the sunbeam; his stupid pantelonons, his rather strange walk; hereditatis columna erecta, hagion chiton eraphon; nods a nap for the nonce but crows cheerio when they get ecunemical; is a simultaneous equator of elimbinated integras when three upon one is by inspection improper

because they're fast

marsupials do

marsupials do

i like tacos

60% of the time it works every time!

".......today in class we show how it looks without herpes....."



*doyoingyoingyoingyoingyoingyoing*

60% of the time it works every time!

definatly a yogi rippoff

OMG!!!

and for the clue, on the witche's hat
there lies a cat, black and fat
the clock's arm points at 12, 12 noon
which means, you are closer to the witch's poon

do the amish have mail boxes are there mail taken by pony express or do they have there own amish mailing system, do they pay taxes?

"Fiddlesticks", said the bear, "it seems we're out of toilet paper!"

my balls itch....

mine too.....

wibble.....

yeah i told bert that sherry said to pick up max from a gang-bang at around 10 becuz he gets sick when he see's big titties and this hooker named carl has some really big ones and planned on playing poker naked with bert and sherry when carl came over and listening to kansas while playing the violin

I was born a baby.

As a young school girl, I always fantasized into flourishing into the handsome man I am today. I sent news to the rabbit elephant monkey group that raised me...then they ate the sky.




Or just use any of my other useless random threads :D

the US uses 42% of the worlds drug supply...but alas wait who is this running through the wall? it is the mighty WONDERWOMAN!!!!! **crowd goes wild** she is here to conquer superman. as she runs into the room she....trips on a pair of...boxers? I guess superman is a boxer man. and shes up and jumping on top of super man. all the while importing drugs from canada and mexico is not safe.

Wonder Woman is hot!!:sunglasse

I love Lamp

BULLETPROOF DILDOS!

Splooging monkey spankers?